Topic: Wiping Your Ass (Read 7823 times)

QikEnuF · « **on:** September 06, 2009, 08:17:18 PM »

I'm swipe and wipe guy

Doug · « **Reply #1 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:24:34 PM »

The question is who sits and wipe and who stands up? I was shocked to find out people sit down and wipe their ass.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #2 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:25:00 PM »

Quote from: Doug on September 06, 2009, 08:24:34 PM

The question is who sits and wipe and who stands up? I was shocked to find out people sit down and wipe their ass.

Added. Who the fuck stands up to wipe? I stay squatted, don't wanna get the poo all over ma buttcheeks

lilpooh21186 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:25:23 PM »

get you salad tossed and ull be a right

Corey · « **Reply #4 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:26:26 PM »

fold that shit up and stand up to wipe. i hate breakthrough.

90boostdaccord · « **Reply #5 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:18:48 PM »

fold to wipe, baby wipes after that, fresh and clean

Robb · « **Reply #6 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:23:31 PM »

You guys wipe yourselves? Sheesh.

Hotrodlincoln · « **Reply #7 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:24:31 PM »

Baby wipes, front to back.fresh and clean

Towdogg · « **Reply #8 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:53:11 PM »

Quote from: 90boostdaccord on September 06, 2009, 09:18:48 PM

fold to wipe, baby wipes after that, fresh and clean

junkyard racer · « **Reply #9 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:56:56 PM »

wiping with baby wipes is probably the best solution to a shitty ass. and standing up to wipe your ass, how the fuck does that work?

bigwig · « **Reply #10 on:** September 06, 2009, 10:01:49 PM »

Threads like this validate my decision that having any sort of faith in humanity is a lost cause.

Sinister · « **Reply #11 on:** September 06, 2009, 10:05:38 PM »

Quote from: junkyard racer on September 06, 2009, 09:56:56 PM

wiping with baby wipes is probably the best solution to a shitty ass. and standing up to wipe your ass, how the fuck does that work?

+1 wtf, and what if you have a shit that has the consistency of a wendy's frosty? do you let it run down your leg? wtf.

I fold and wipe and sit while doing it. The normal way.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #12 on:** September 06, 2009, 10:06:10 PM »

Quote from: bigwig on September 06, 2009, 10:01:49 PM

Threads like this validate my decision that having any sort of faith in humanity is a lost cause.

You are mad because you had your TP rip while wiping, and you got poo on your hands. Man up

jagojon3 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 06, 2009, 10:46:39 PM »

Quote from: QikEnuF on September 06, 2009, 10:06:10 PM

Quote from: bigwig on September 06, 2009, 10:01:49 PM
Threads like this validate my decision that having any sort of faith in humanity is a lost cause.

You are mad because you had your TP rip while wiping, and you got poo on your hands. Man up

Ahh the surprise butthole tickle

Doug · « **Reply #14 on:** September 06, 2009, 11:48:21 PM »

Quote from: Sinister on September 06, 2009, 10:05:38 PM

Quote from: junkyard racer on September 06, 2009, 09:56:56 PM
wiping with baby wipes is probably the best solution to a shitty ass. and standing up to wipe your ass, how the fuck does that work?

+1 wtf, and what if you have a shit that has the consistency of a wendy's frosty? do you let it run down your leg? wtf.

I fold and wipe and sit while doing it. The normal way.

How the hell does sitting down work? I prefer not to have my hand anywhere near a big pot of pissy shitty water. Not to mention if you have the shits it's going to rub all up on your sack.

Sinister · « **Reply #15 on:** September 06, 2009, 11:53:44 PM »

Tell me how standing up works? You dont stick your hand in the poo water, you gotta be careful of that, and you lift your sack to get to it. wtf do you do lol?

(this topic is getting on the verge of revolting)

Doug · « **Reply #16 on:** September 06, 2009, 11:56:35 PM »

What do you mean what do you do? You stand up and wipe your ass. No sack lifting or poo water dodging involved.

90boostdaccord · « **Reply #17 on:** September 07, 2009, 12:00:05 AM »

anybody take metamucil so they don't have to wipe, that stuff always makes me have a clean break, its the best

98redcavz24 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 07, 2009, 01:27:03 AM »

Quote from: Doug on September 06, 2009, 11:56:35 PM

What do you mean what do you do? You stand up and wipe your ass. No sack lifting or poo water dodging involved.

seriously its not science. your getting up anyway. your wiping your ass either way. fucking backdoor niggers

7808 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 07, 2009, 01:52:22 AM »

if you stand and wipe your probly just making it worse and wiping more. what the hell. fuckin lean forward a little and wipe, i give it a couple tried then fuckin it im stepping into the shower for ass-down.

how expensive are baby wipes? i dont claim any children

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2009, 05:05:55 AM »

Quote from: Towdogg on September 06, 2009, 09:53:11 PM

Quote from: 90boostdaccord on September 06, 2009, 09:18:48 PM
fold to wipe, baby wipes after that, fresh and clean

Plus one, no one wants a poopy asshole, then it gets all itchy all day long, and if you scratch it through your boxers you end up with skidmarks, and sometimes those skidmarks have limited slip stains.

hatrack48 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2009, 09:56:55 AM »

if you have to lift your nutsack, your wiping like a bitch

98redcavz24 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2009, 11:26:16 AM »

im going to take a video of me wiping my ass with money sinister paypal'd me

biscuit · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2009, 12:39:42 PM »

Fold the paper and sit down to wipe.

Jorsher · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2009, 12:50:02 PM »

Sitting down, folded TP, front to back.

fysh · « **Reply #25 on:** September 07, 2009, 01:51:27 PM »

sitting down, wipe front to back as to make sure not to get any dingleberries in my vagina hair or a UTI. Good wiping hygiene is important.

VW-Vortex · « **Reply #26 on:** September 07, 2009, 02:53:41 PM »

I stand to wipe, fold a silk cloth (paper is too abrasive) and go back to front then use baby wipes and powder to freshen up.

ifly87 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 07, 2009, 03:11:16 PM »

I was in egypt this summer, they dont have TP they dont even have toilets, you shit in a hold, wash it down with a bucket of water, wipe you're ass with you're hand and then wash you're hands.

pretty gross, and then I buy dirty cairo street food from those guys.

5thgenlx · « **Reply #28 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:42:36 PM »

Quote from: 90boostdaccord on September 06, 2009, 09:18:48 PM

fold to wipe, baby wipes after that, fresh and clean

thats the option i was looking for too. baby wipes are amazing

Hotrodlincoln · « **Reply #29 on:** September 07, 2009, 08:49:17 PM »

Ate a C-store burrito for lunch almost didn't make it to the pot just now. My lower intestine hates me.

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Author Topic: Wiping Your Ass (Read 7823 times)

QikEnuF

QikEnuF

junkyard racer

bigwig

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