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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: SloS13 on November 04, 2009, 07:05:34 PM

Title: I'm a narc
Post by: SloS13 on November 04, 2009, 07:05:34 PM
was eating some delicious Taco Hell in said eatery's parking lot.  Some wigger punk pulled in too fastin his Tiburon and scraped up an employee's car.  He then proceeded to re-park on the other side of the lot.  The employee just happened to walk out 30 seconds later so I told her about it while he watched nervously from a safe distance.  While I was talking to her, he re-parked AGAIN..WTF?  Anywho he figured he was fucked so he approached the scene and I let them figure it out.

BOOYOW MOTHERFUCKER!
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: CSaddict on November 04, 2009, 07:22:20 PM
Solid work. You should have spat in his face.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: patsmx5 on November 04, 2009, 07:24:28 PM
What you get at taco bell?
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: turbob16hatch on November 04, 2009, 07:32:55 PM
What you get at taco bell?

Free food i hope
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: SloS13 on November 04, 2009, 07:44:14 PM
What you get at taco bell?

diarrhea, 2 taco supremes, nachos, pepsi.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Robb on November 04, 2009, 07:54:28 PM
was eating some delicious Taco Hell in said eatery's parking lot.  Some wigger punk pulled in too fastin his Tiburon and scraped up an employee's car.  He then proceeded to re-park on the other side of the lot.  The employee just happened to walk out 30 seconds later so I told her about it while he watched nervously from a safe distance.  While I was talking to her, he re-parked AGAIN..WTF?  Anywho he figured he was fucked so he approached the scene and I let them figure it out.

BOOYOW MOTHERFUCKER!


Meh.  I would have done the same thing, ya dont fuck with people's cars.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Adam Lofton on November 04, 2009, 08:01:56 PM
Did you get her number too? If so, vid or fail.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Urban Indian on November 04, 2009, 08:11:14 PM
i want taco bell
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: snm95ls on November 04, 2009, 08:22:08 PM
Thanks dickhead!  I was working on my drifting.

Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: SloS13 on November 04, 2009, 09:59:10 PM
Did you get her number too? If so, vid or fail.

not getting vid of a South Carolina Taco Bell worker = fail?  You've never been here have you...
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: ghettoturbo on November 04, 2009, 10:01:20 PM
the cheesy double beef burrito isn't bad.
it's far from good, but it's edible

is it still 89 or 99 cents by you?  They took it off the cheap menu and re-named it by me i think. The one by me shuffles things around and changes their names and prices....you really have to be up on your game.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: ghettoturbo on November 04, 2009, 10:18:48 PM
wtf is in it then, beef and cheese?

I recently fell in love with the 1/2 lb beef and potato burrito when it was like 1.59...then they renamed it and bumped the price up i think.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: patsmx5 on November 04, 2009, 10:25:08 PM
wtf is in it then, beef and cheese?

I recently fell in love with the 1/2 lb beef and potato burrito when it was like 1.59...then they renamed it and bumped the price up i think.
One of those + a challupa = yum
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Stealthmode on November 04, 2009, 10:51:07 PM
My favorites are:

Double beef burrito, with steak instead of beef.

Bean burrito, no onions, extra cheese and red sauce.

Steak grilled stuffed, with guacamole.


  They had a new burrito with bacon that was good, but it was on the menu and gone in about a week.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: 98redcavz24 on November 05, 2009, 06:00:29 AM
am i the only one that thinks taco hell sucks?
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: crttaz on November 05, 2009, 06:38:33 AM
am i the only one that thinks taco hell sucks?

yes.

Three DDT's with 6 fire and 3 hot sauce packets.

DDT = Double Decker Taco, a hard taco dropped into a bean burrito.

They used to be 1.09, now 1.59........used to be three DDT's and a 40 of beast ice = $5 meal......
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Adam Lofton on November 05, 2009, 08:38:43 AM
How did this thread go from the reporting of vehicular property damage to "how awesome" Toxic Hell/Taco Bell is. This derailment of a thread thread is a litmus test for the average RHMT member intellect/attention span.

"The Chinese are coming to invade our continent! Oh, look over there, cookies...." :?:
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 05, 2009, 09:13:33 AM
At least we don't try to get people to call us "the tough"
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: rudebwoy on November 05, 2009, 09:17:56 AM
you wanna choke mother fuckers like that. no integrity mother fucker
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: 97Econobox on November 05, 2009, 09:27:28 AM
Ok so does anyone else loose their shit when they hear the radio commertial for the Black Taco come on.

Am i the only dude whos thinking black pussy everytime he says it?   O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: SloS13 on November 05, 2009, 09:32:53 AM
Ok so does anyone else loose their shit when they hear the radio commertial for the Black Taco come on.



no but I do lose my shit 30 minute after eating there.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Robb on November 05, 2009, 09:42:32 AM
I like tacobell but there's no meat so it kinda kills it. I find myself craving a tbone an hour after munching down a couple of softshells.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: SloS13 on November 05, 2009, 10:16:50 AM
I have 0 food in my house.  Hungry as hell so me and the wife went to taco bell.  9:30 rolls around, absofuckingloutely no food in the house so we end up eating spaghetti with butter and parmesan on it...that's pretty fucking sad.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: SloS13 on November 05, 2009, 10:44:04 AM
Wife isn't doing her job...

lol she works like 2x the hours I do.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: rudebwoy on November 05, 2009, 11:42:33 AM
if that was me I would be like bitch you get your ass in the kitchen, and make me some pie
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Adam Lofton on November 05, 2009, 12:05:44 PM
At least we don't try to get people to call us "the tough"

No you parade you proper grammar and accurate spelling around it to illude newbs into thinking you are "The Grand Wizard of the internet".

BTW, it would be "The Tough"

"The Davis" has been corrected.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: jagojon3 on November 05, 2009, 12:11:06 PM
At least we don't try to get people to call us "the tough"

No you parade you proper grammar and accurate spelling around it to illude newbs into thinking you are "The Grand Wizard of the internet".

BTW, it would be "The Tough"

"The Davis" has been corrected.

*your

*alude
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: j.h.christ on November 05, 2009, 12:12:43 PM

*alude

illude is a word, you dolt. allude's (with two l's, ignoramus) definition doesn't even work in his sentence. i weep for our future.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Adam Lofton on November 05, 2009, 12:19:20 PM
Awesome, I derailed a pre-derailed thread and turned into a spelling bee. lol


*your

*alude

Wrong

il⋅lude
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–verb (used with object), -lud⋅ed, -lud⋅ing.
1.    to deceive or trick.
2.    Obsolete.
a.    to mock or ridicule.
b.    to evade.


al⋅lude
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–verb (used without object), -lud⋅ed, -lud⋅ing.
1.    to refer casually or indirectly; make an allusion (usually fol. by to): He often alluded to his poverty.
2.    to contain a casual or indirect reference (usually fol. by to): The letter alludes to something now forgotten.

I prefer to elude (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.getpwnt.net%2Fusers%2F2212%2F55%2F93%2F05%2Fsmiles%2F808687.gif&hash=d2705e42aaf87e7349cb4c7084fd0c58e2dc5c8b)
Well, played Sir.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 05, 2009, 02:03:15 PM
As long as nobody wants to Prelude we can all agree to disagree in harmony.


PS - Snow White?  Fuck your mother.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Robb on November 05, 2009, 03:01:47 PM
Just ate 2 soft shell tacos and a steak nacho-cheese chalupa for lunch.  Ill let you guys know how it goes.  :?:
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: HiProfile on November 05, 2009, 03:14:32 PM
Am i the only dude whos thinking black pussy everytime he says it?

Around here (milwaukee), you could probably trade a black taco for a pussy, at least 30 mins with it.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 05, 2009, 04:33:51 PM
Oh my god you blow your budget on hot pockets AND taco bell?  Wtf is wrong with you dude?
my food budget is a lot higher than you think.

+1

Baby food is expensive, but if you only feed your kid every other day then you can still eat like a king.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Adam Lofton on November 05, 2009, 08:38:51 PM
As long as nobody wants to Prelude we can all agree to disagree in harmony.


PS - Snow White?  Fuck your mother.

The Hot Plate (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+plate) I gave your mother was the prelude to the Pink Sock (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pink+sock) I inflicted upon her.

Your sister is next clansman.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: salesmonkey on November 05, 2009, 11:47:00 PM
I like tacobell but there's no meat so it kinda kills it. I find myself craving a tbone an hour after munching down a couple of softshells.

agreed. you have to order a ton of food to feel full. i can eat a whole grande meal by myself easy. the ten taco thing.
Title: Re: I'm a narc
Post by: Evan on November 06, 2009, 01:31:10 AM
2 bean & cheese burritos -redsauce and onions and add steak. then get a side of nacho cheese and your in Hevan :yes: