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[Kenny Rogers]

(203): How did you manage that?
(860): Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
(203): lol... jersey girls rock

What was Hotrex doing in Jersey?

[samson]

My my these are funny...


I bet some are made up though or the world really is that shady, ha...


JP

[d112crzy]

(770): Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
(404): Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
(770): Fuck. Wron person. But yea


(216): when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
(1-216): damn...impressive bar tab
(216): no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer



ahahaha

[Joseph Davis]

I bet some are made up though or the world really is that shady, ha...

I forgot you were captain christian.

[d-rail]

Funny shit

[caged]

(480): I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
(408): oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no

Lol sum funny shit in there.

[txdohczc]

(216): when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
(1-216): damn...impressive bar tab
(216): no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer

this is hands down my favorite so far i have gotten drunk and bought shit from ebay before

[Spanish-rice]

more things should require a BAC test before using it. i bought 17 cd's off itunes one night when i was hammered. all of music i already owned the cds to

[d112crzy]

hahaha.