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Author Topic: that JDM shit!  (Read 8540 times)

oinesra

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that JDM shit!
« on: November 23, 2009, 12:05:29 AM »

What do you get when you add: a 13b dowl pin, a 13b a/c bracket stud, and a shift knob from a crx?
















































You get a 13 inch dildo for RHMT to gang rape my mother and sister.  


then jus add a shift boot made from door panel cloth that matches you seats, and you are the bomb.
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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2009, 12:15:08 AM »

a 13 inch dildo to use on your mom?
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oinesra

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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 12:19:41 AM »

maybe. take same dildo, fold in half, and use on your mom.
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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2009, 12:24:09 AM »

I hate your threads
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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2009, 12:25:18 AM »

FEEL THE BASS
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 12:26:30 AM »

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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 02:15:44 AM »

why on earth would i wan to reach up and pull to the back seat to shift.
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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 02:46:55 AM »

why on earth would i wan to reach up and pull to the back seat to shift.

Well there are real reasons for wanting a taller shifter/knob. One it sits closer to the steering wheel.



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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2009, 05:06:11 AM »

Any vids or pics of the shifter in use by mother or sister ???
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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2009, 06:40:23 AM »

Any vids or pics of the shifter in use by mother or sister ???

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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2009, 09:31:34 AM »

Any vids or pics of the shifter in use by mother or sister ???
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 fucking box started smoking and i saw a flame start up so i grabbed a bucket of water and splashed it on the breaker box.

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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2009, 09:45:21 AM »

No one cares about that JDM faggotry here. Pull the shift knob off and drive your eye socket into it.


fucken gayest shit I have ever seen.
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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2009, 10:14:02 AM »

You could change the pivot point to actually make it a functional short shifter.  That would actually be cool.  Not sure how much you could change this since the shifter goes straight into the trans.  Might have to raise the shifter base up a bit. 
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oinesra

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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2009, 11:36:36 AM »

Im working on getting a video. Its gonna be a real, , , ripper. . .

And lowerit, you cared enough to post, so thanks for that.
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2009, 02:28:28 PM »

fuck you n00b
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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2009, 03:03:41 PM »

Im working on getting a video. Its gonna be a real, , , ripper. . .

And lowerit, you cared enough to post, so thanks for that.

Everytime you post it should include porn, if not then what is really the point of you being here???
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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2009, 06:52:08 PM »

Everytime you post it should include porn, if not then what is really the point of you being here???

This is a true statement.
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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2009, 09:30:36 PM »

Arsenio is the best damn troll i've seen in ages.

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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2009, 09:45:28 PM »

This stoopid thread bumped my double d thread down.  Go ram yourself in the ass with that piece of shit shifter you fucking homo!
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oinesra

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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2009, 10:05:05 PM »

fuck me? FUCK ME!?

Extra long sexy style, just for you apex  ;)

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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2009, 01:51:27 AM »

surrender your vehicle to me immediately so that it may be properly molested instead of this faggot shit

that is all sire
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Re: that JDM shit!
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2009, 08:21:09 AM »

holy shit, are you converting your car to an airboat? that looks like the rudder handle on an airboat for sure.
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 fucking box started smoking and i saw a flame start up so i grabbed a bucket of water and splashed it on the breaker box.

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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2009, 09:40:15 AM »

fuck me? FUCK ME!?

Extra long sexy style, just for you apex  ;)



Jay it sounds like oinesra is coming on to you :?:
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« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2009, 09:52:49 AM »

Arsenio is the best damn troll i've seen in ages.

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And its Hilarious. every fuckign time.
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