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Bomb ass burito
« on: October 20, 2009, 12:11:26 AM »

 
I make burritos all the time, but was lacking proper ingredients. So this was what i came up with. Could be best one i've ever made. burrito shell,  meat, taco seasoning, doritos, and taco sauce. I made 2, and after the first i was like i gotta pass this recipe on. 
  nom nom nom.


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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2009, 12:12:43 AM »

Fritos > doritos.

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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2009, 12:13:24 AM »

looks normal cheetos own those doritos
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2009, 12:25:55 AM »

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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2009, 12:28:33 AM »

deffently a  gut bomb there!! i still would grub it though!!

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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 12:35:10 AM »

ok thats the next thing ill be frying at work.  Some sort of burrito.

any  :mexi: wanna throw some ideas as to what to put in it before battering it and deep frying?  Hell even any modifications to the batter.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 12:42:29 AM »



oh and you need some cheese in that burrito.

i was going to put some cheese in it, but figured the doritos had that covered. well that and i wasnt really feeling cheese at the moment. In my usual chicken/rice/bean burrito i put like half lb of cheese in them.

I ran out of taco sauce, more taco sauce would have made it mo better.

 
burrito shell

you mean, a tortilla? :-\

package they come in says "burrito grande" on them. must be the size.
 
I'm an italian, indian, scotish, german nog. Its food, i eat it. 
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 01:13:48 AM »

Carne Asada Burrito Grande.....fuck I'm hungry!!!!!!

$7 for the monster....must weigh 2 pounds!

I must purchase one and post pics.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 01:37:27 AM »

burrito grande means large burrito.
it's a tortilla and the size is large burrito.

is the brand guerrero?
those are one of my favorite tortillas from the store.
they make good corn tortillas too

yes, they are guerrero.
Carne Asada Burrito Grande.....fuck I'm hungry!!!!!!

$7 for the monster....must weigh 2 pounds!

I must purchase one and post pics.

where in ohio is this place??
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 04:21:25 AM »

Sir that is no burrito, and I know burritos, I just ate one last night and it almost kicked my ass, It was 2.5lbs of pure colon clogging meaty goodness, drowned in red sauce. (still burping it up)

Next time use (ranchera, (flap steak) instead of ground beef. marinate with beer(corona) lime, paprika, pepper, garlic salt, onion, bellpepper. Leave in the fridge overnight. and slow cook it on a skillet, or cook on low heat on the Grill.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 10:04:57 AM »

  The biggest mistake that white people make when making burritos is they don't warm up the tortilla before construction. Warming it up makes it form around everything, and give it a better texture. White womans burritos can be easily spotted, because they tear on the roll stage, and taste like a form of cardboard cold.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 12:02:17 PM »

  The biggest mistake that white people make when making burritos is they don't warm up the tortilla before construction. Warming it up makes it form around everything, and give it a better texture. White womans burritos can be easily spotted, because they tear on the roll stage, and taste like a form of cardboard cold.

Who the fuck does this?  I thought this was common knowledge.

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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 01:35:06 PM »

  The biggest mistake that white people make when making burritos is they don't warm up the tortilla before construction. Warming it up makes it form around everything, and give it a better texture. White womans burritos can be easily spotted, because they tear on the roll stage, and taste like a form of cardboard cold.

Who the fuck does this?  I thought this was common knowledge.

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taco bell does that and it drives me fucking nuts.
i can't stand when the tortilla breaks.


Crotcho Smell != Mexican food, sir.

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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2009, 04:38:24 PM »

burrito grande means large burrito.
it's a tortilla and the size is large burrito.

is the brand guerrero?
those are one of my favorite tortillas from the store.
they make good corn tortillas too

yes, they are guerrero.
Carne Asada Burrito Grande.....fuck I'm hungry!!!!!!

$7 for the monster....must weigh 2 pounds!

I must purchase one and post pics.

where in ohio is this place??

Fairfield. Blundell showed the place to me. The only Chipotle I've had since were freebies.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/taqueria-mercado-fairfield
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 05:21:24 PM »

If you live in california and eat at taco bell your lost. I got 2 burritos this morning a carne and a chorizo for 8 bucks for both out the door with bomb ass salsa from the local hole in the wall.



Taco bell is fuckin gross and shouldnt even be considered anything besides processed junk that tastes like ass.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2009, 05:40:28 PM »

I have within 5 minutes of me a hand full of bomb ass taco trucks,shops



1.25 for real carne tacos ftw
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2009, 05:47:30 PM »

75 cent tacos from the truck are th eway to go
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2009, 05:53:48 PM »

The only thing our food trucks give you is the explosive shits, and they dont sell burritos or tacos :(
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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2009, 06:14:15 PM »

The only thing our food trucks give you is the explosive shits, and they dont sell burritos or tacos :(



Its one of the few things that is cool that is left in California. Im sure they will pass a health code sometime in the next 5 years to get rid of them also.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2009, 10:07:29 PM »

California is trying to pass a law to limit beans in the state to help lower smog. What next?
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2009, 10:19:10 PM »

California is trying to pass a law to limit beans in the state to help lower smog. What next?
If by beans they mean mexicans, I'm all for it.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2009, 11:41:17 PM »

i gotta show you guys what a real south central burrito looks like.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2009, 11:46:15 PM »

i gotta show you guys what a real south central burrito looks like.



Those have bullets in them correct?
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2009, 11:53:50 PM »

i gotta show you guys what a real south central burrito looks like.



Those have bullets in them correct?

lmfao. 3.25-3.50 now i think, they used to be 3 bucks. and theyre big.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2009, 11:56:52 PM »

near me the best place to get burritos is Bomber's on Lark Street in Albany.  Not too authentic, but fucking delicious, and huge.  All the mexicans we have here are actually from puerto rico, so they don't sell delicious colon-killers out of trucks.

At least in NY we are only the second worst state for stupid rediculous laws.
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Re: Bomb ass burito
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2009, 03:18:53 AM »

If your ever in socal, OC area, Sanchez Burrito Co in garden grove. is the best place to get a big ass burrito. If mexicans eat there, you know its good. Place used to be a hole in the wall, but they moved to a new building, so everything is all nice and clean.



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