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WPPF

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I bought a rolling gaybar.
« on: January 09, 2010, 05:55:33 PM »


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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 06:37:58 PM »
thats gay  for sure..  8)
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2010, 06:43:12 PM »
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2010, 06:47:54 PM »
i was hoping this was an allusion to 7chan wordfilter but no, its just a gay bar on wheels
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2010, 07:06:35 PM »
1.8t gls for extra fail.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2010, 07:15:23 PM »
Calebs sent me a picture of his instrument cluster... the thing is fucked.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2010, 07:30:07 PM »
Quote from: danwjmu on January 09, 2010, 07:18:15 PM
Weak... Wtf happened to a cherokee?
Usually when males buy VW's it's because of Female interference.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2010, 07:41:40 PM »
Or repressed gay tendencies.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2010, 07:48:27 PM »
Quote from: CSaddict on January 09, 2010, 07:41:40 PM
Or repressed gay tendencies.

That's the sort of female interference brine is talking about.  The vagina that he should have been born with between his legs informed him of the correct course of action.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2010, 08:36:10 PM »
I prefer my non-running CRX.

You need to rust the hood.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2010, 08:59:14 PM »
my mother owned a tdi of those jettas, that piece of crap made her spend like crazy
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2010, 11:25:18 PM »
Quote from: Jorsher on January 09, 2010, 08:36:10 PM
I prefer my non-running CRX.

You need to rust the hood.
Can't rust MK4 hoods, they are plastic. Fuck they reak of quality.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2010, 11:36:00 PM »
Souron wants to jerk you off in that car.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2010, 11:53:32 PM »
Quote from: highroller54 on January 09, 2010, 11:36:00 PM
Souron wants to jerk you off in that car.

What happened to his gf?  :(
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2010, 01:48:49 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on January 09, 2010, 11:53:32 PM
Quote from: highroller54 on January 09, 2010, 11:36:00 PM
Souron wants to jerk you off in that car.

What happened to his gf?  :(

Sahra is still there but hes a closet homo who will do anything for a ride in a vw.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2010, 02:55:39 AM »
Quote from: Jorsher on January 09, 2010, 08:36:10 PM
I prefer my non-running CRX.

You need to rust the hood.

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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2010, 04:32:09 AM »
Serve up some martinis, fagatron.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2010, 04:43:36 AM »
with umbrella's
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2010, 08:54:57 AM »
Fuck, this is not a surprise


This thread does not deliver
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2010, 10:09:30 AM »
i like it  :yes:
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2010, 04:26:44 PM »
When do we get to install the wood floor and burberry pattern headliner?
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2010, 04:45:27 PM »
Quote from: Ravage70 on January 10, 2010, 04:32:09 AM
Serve up some martinis, fagatron.

If they are dirty, on the rocks, and made with rotgut gin then they are not for homosexuals. 
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WPPF

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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2010, 04:54:55 PM »
I already threw my first cel :D
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2010, 05:06:07 PM »
WHo had that picture of that camber'd rabbit getting pulled over? :-X


The only reason I don't hate that car is because of this hot girl who had one in HS. Nikki & I had some fun during lunch with that...and I don't mean driving. She was really skinny so it made it easy.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2010, 11:12:49 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on January 10, 2010, 10:09:30 AM
i like it  :yes:

Advise me on 1.8t failures, pls.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2010, 11:36:52 PM »
Quote from: WPPF on January 10, 2010, 11:12:49 PM
Quote from: j.h.christ on January 10, 2010, 10:09:30 AM
i like it  :yes:

Advise me on 1.8t failures, pls.

el oh el, there's quite a few. go get a generic vag com, or spend the big money and get a real one. generic obd2 scanners are gay and not very specific.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2010, 11:46:42 PM »
I had a guy vag-com my car today.  Posted that I had a problem on a local forum and the guy at my school offered to come over and scan it for me.  Pretty cool.

Sunday,10,January,2010,16:40:30:64401
VCDS Version: Release 908.1

Address 01: Engine Labels: 06A-906-032-AWP.lbl
Control Module Part Number: 06A 906 032 LP
Component and/or Version: 1.8L R4/5VT G 0005
Software Coding: 07500
Work Shop Code: WSC 00066
Additional Info: 3VWSE69M53M073897 VWZ7Z0B5883799
3 Faults Found:

16684 - Random/Multiple Cylinder Misfire Detected
P0300 - 35-00 - -
16688 - Cylinder 4: Misfire Detected
P0304 - 35-00 - -
16825 - EVAP Emission Control Sys: Incorrect Flow
P0441 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent
Readiness: 0000 1101


I tried replacing just the 4th coil pack and it didn't do shit.  Switched 3 out instead and it was good for about 15 minutes then it got picky again so I went ahead and ordered the Hitachi bolt downs...
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2010, 11:47:40 PM »
Quote from: WPPF on January 10, 2010, 04:54:55 PM
I already threw my first cel :D

Surprise!
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2010, 11:50:40 PM »
you know there's a recall on the coil packs right? go find a blown one and drive it into the dealer. if you can't find a blown one i have a few. it's an emissions related recall, google it... i don't have it memorized. the other one is your n80 valve, probably jammed.
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Re: I bought a rolling gaybar.
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2010, 11:58:34 PM »
Yeah, the car had already been marked as serviced for that recall.  :?:
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