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Where do you prefer to shoot your skeets?

On the Face/Hair
- 8 (12.9%)
On the Tits
- 6 (9.7%)
On the Buttcheeks
- 6 (9.7%)
On her feet
- 0 (0%)
Inside her ass
- 13 (21%)
On black leather boots
- 2 (3.2%)
Top of back
- 1 (1.6%)
Inside her poon
- 18 (29%)
In her hands
- 0 (0%)
On her stomach/bellybutton
- 5 (8.1%)
All over the mattress
- 3 (4.8%)

Total Members Voted: 58

Voting closed: April 02, 2009, 02:14:40 AM


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bigdaddyvtec

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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2009, 03:23:38 PM »
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2009, 03:42:30 PM »
Quote from: Kain on March 26, 2009, 03:22:09 PM
for me, any place that aint a woman. not because im prochoice.

a dudes ass?   :?: :-X
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2009, 03:44:36 PM »
a shims ass  :-\
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2009, 06:06:47 PM »
Where's the option of "on the wall behind you"? (Tre West, 1998)


"Dude, have you ever (waxed your wilson) laying on your bed and hit the wall behind you?" -Tre Wizzle Sticks.
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2009, 06:33:38 PM »
Quote from: ApexSilver06MR on March 26, 2009, 12:51:42 PM
in the poon..


i think thats why i have hella kids
poon for sure

thats why i have one on the way, lol
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2009, 07:13:22 PM »
i opened this thread thinking it was about skeet/trap shooting, like shooting clays, i was wrong.
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2009, 07:17:04 PM »
face for sure.
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2009, 07:44:46 PM »
Where is down her throat?
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2009, 08:32:45 PM »
Quote from: bryantaylor on March 26, 2009, 07:13:22 PM
i opened this thread thinking it was about skeet/trap shooting, like shooting clays, i was wrong.

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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2009, 08:32:49 PM »
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2009, 10:38:24 PM »
I like the mattres so she can lay in a wet spot all night
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2009, 10:52:21 PM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on March 26, 2009, 06:06:47 PM
Where's the option of "on the wall behind you"? (Tre West, 1998)


"Dude, have you ever (waxed your wilson) laying on your bed and hit the wall behind you?" -Tre Wizzle Sticks.

I have very strong hydraulics. To think that I can shoot my skeet 6-10' is amazing. I'm like John Holmes. When I'm deep in the poon when I bust, it comes up into my woman's nasal passages, and she has to cough up a loogie. I have a very strong cagle flex, and my prostate is a steroidial driven power point of destruction. Similar to a 12" Cerwin Vega Stroker. I can actually hear my nut sack click like a seat belt buckle when I'm at the peak of my potential. I don't just hit the wall behind me. I texture it like venetian plaster. My nuts are my most prized possession.
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2009, 10:58:27 PM »
Where is the "in the shower" option?  I've got no woman.   :?:
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2009, 11:49:20 PM »
Quote from: MerkurColin on March 26, 2009, 10:58:27 PM
Where is the "in the shower" option?  I've got no woman.   :?:

Dude, I give you a lot of credit for asking that question. You are now my friend. Have you ever shot skeets?
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #44 on: March 27, 2009, 12:14:24 AM »
Defff down her throat or in the poon.
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2009, 04:55:38 AM »
Throat or in her poon. I make sure to throw her down a flight of stares or punch her in the stomach in the following week, just to make sure.
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2009, 08:40:22 AM »
Quote from: n/a mike on March 26, 2009, 03:43:16 PM
Quote from: RobC on March 26, 2009, 03:42:30 PM
Quote from: Kain on March 26, 2009, 03:22:09 PM
for me, any place that aint a woman. not because im prochoice.

a dudes ass?

i think he meant on her dick. he likes the tranny porn.

lmao.

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Quote from: MerkurColin on March 26, 2009, 10:58:27 PM
Where is the "in the shower" option?  I've got no woman.   :?:

Dude, I give you a lot of credit for asking that question. You are now my friend. Have you ever shot skeets?

So im not real sure but this sounds like solicitation of penis and that sir, is not allowed on this board.
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2009, 08:46:56 AM »
why can you only pick one?
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
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Re: Shootin' skeets......
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2009, 09:28:13 PM »
Quote from: BlackDragon on March 27, 2009, 08:46:56 AM
why can you only pick one?

Cuz its your favorite, not favorites

How about the ol' in the ass with a donkey punch, thats another good one
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