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[HiProfile]

I like how you are all acting like you are getting free money.

I don't see a single post saying that it's free money

If I get my first house this year, some of it will be free money...

I made a total of 13k last year, and am getting back almost 5k. I love uncle JOHNNY

I can only guess uncle johnny is your pimp and you gave him extra special head to get that much back.

[keelay]

I like how you are all acting like you are getting free money.

I am. I paid in 997 federal, and 357 state. I'm gettting 4500 from uncle JOHNNY, and making nothing by getting all of my state back.

I can only guess uncle johnny is your pimp and you gave him extra special head to get that much back.

I did my own taxes, actually.

[bigwig]

I like how you are all acting like you are getting free money.

I am. I paid in 997 federal, and 357 state. I'm gettting 4500 from uncle JOHNNY, and making nothing by getting all of my state back.

I can only guess uncle johnny is your pimp and you gave him extra special head to get that much back.

I did my own taxes, actually.

Fuck you.

I'm definitely going to have a rage fit this week.  No question about it.

[keelay]

Try playing around with hr Block's free one. See what will alter what. You seem pretty intelligent, I'm sure you know what you are doing. I got 2k from going to college. Well, me and the old lady got 1k a piece.

[Corey]

I like how you are all acting like you are getting free money.

I am. I paid in 997 federal, and 357 state. I'm gettting 4500 from uncle JOHNNY, and making nothing by getting all of my state back.

I can only guess uncle johnny is your pimp and you gave him extra special head to get that much back.

I did my own taxes, actually.

Fuck you.

I'm definitely going to have a rage fit this week.  No question about it.

i paid in 740 federal and am getting 1535 back. dont be angry ross, someone had to pay in so the rest of us can get back more then we deserve.  Jew

[bigwig]

I'm going to kill the world.  I'm declaring all of my income as expenses despite the fact I have none.

Where's Johnny?  I need him to hook me up with some koolaid.  I'm going idiot.

[keelay]

If you aren't getting at least what you paid in, ITEMIZE! Hell, if it would have gotten me any more monies, I figure out my itemizations JUST for work were almost 9k. Mileage at $.55 a mile, depreciation of vehicle if you use it for work, charitable donations, etc..If you need paper to back your claim, go to your local thrift store, and make a donation. They hand you a blank piece of paper resembling a receipt. Just write in the amount you think what you donated is worth. I donated a $600 mattress

[bigwig]

It sounds like you are trying to get audited.

[keelay]

Nope, I can back every bit of it up. I didnt claim it though, as to not get audited. It wouldn't have given me any more money than the standard deduction of $11,400 for filing jointly. That more than covered what I payed in. But if you pay more than the standard deduction in ($5,700 single, $11,400 joint), then it would be wise to itemize.
  I drove ALOT for my job. All over the east of the country, and you can deduct that if you use your personal vehicle. I did, and the standard is .55 a mile. I put 25k on my car last year, of which about 20k was work related. You can write off meals, lodging, and laundry while away on work as well. So long as you weren't reimbursed for it.

[hatchboy]

$6,898 back. Paid off the credit card and bought a mfactory LSD.

 

[salesmonkey]

need to pay 228 back.

[bigwig]

Nope, I can back every bit of it up. I didnt claim it though, as to not get audited. It wouldn't have given me any more money than the standard deduction of $11,400 for filing jointly. That more than covered what I payed in. But if you pay more than the standard deduction in ($5,700 single, $11,400 joint), then it would be wise to itemize.
  I drove ALOT for my job. All over the east of the country, and you can deduct that if you use your personal vehicle. I did, and the standard is .55 a mile. I put 25k on my car last year, of which about 20k was work related. You can write off meals, lodging, and laundry while away on work as well. So long as you weren't reimbursed for it.

Well, any time I traveled I was paid and I only probably put 15 miles on my vehicles for work.  So no, I'm not over the standard $5700.

I'm a single white male.  There is a reason why we become serial killers.

[keelay]

Well, any time I traveled I was paid and I only probably put 15 miles on my vehicles for work.  So no, I'm not over the standard $5700.
I'm a single white male.  There is a reason why we become serial killers.

QFT

[rudebwoy]

I read something interesting last night and I figured I would pass it on.

There are 3 main sites for online taxes.  All three are about $10-25 I believe(Including the state eFile).  TaxACT, TurboTAX, and H&R Block.  If you have a simple return, some people have put in their taxes on all three programs and ended up where one program gave them significantly more money.  Since none of them charge until you file, you could theoretically save several hundred dollars(maybe).

Also check out www.slickdeals.net for some ways to save.  They have some deals posted work looking for.

You should know how to do your taxes by hand and only use free sites to efile as a convenience. Nobody has to pay to file a federal return unless you're retarded, or have enough shit going on where you need a professional to keep track of it all for you.

Again, if you paid somebody to do your taxes you are wasting your money.

reason I stop filing my own taxes is because now I pay a lot of international bills, childcare, health insurance, life insurance, mortgage, we have 5 income, I have 2 my wife have 3, so to be safe, we let the army file it....free but you have to wait for over crowded appointment.

[salesmonkey]

Well, any time I traveled I was paid and I only probably put 15 miles on my vehicles for work.  So no, I'm not over the standard $5700.

I'm a single white male.  There is a reason why we become serial killers.

ya that and because we can

[Jorsher]

Just got my money ;D

Should have about half spent by the end of the day, paying everyone here for parts too Jew

[drivin96]

gettin a good chunk of change back so gettin a bike ...lookin at a honda cbr or kawasaki ninja

[7808]

between fed and state they barrowed like 5k from me, somehow i always get like $900 back.  what the FUCK.    i bought a house this year and got the 8k at least, but i heard theres some catch to that on tax time , i hope some of the thousands i spent on remodeling it are deductable at least


i know pieces of shit that have like 2-3 kids they hate and work fast food jobs part time and get like $7500 returns, i dont think they even make tha tmuch a year