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Aero

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"Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« on: February 22, 2010, 04:01:20 PM »
« Last Edit: February 22, 2010, 04:19:26 PM by Aero »
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 04:27:29 PM »
repost. kinda funny


i wish they would stop saying ak47 none of the guns they paid for were ak47s
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 04:41:08 PM »
Quote from: random-strike on February 22, 2010, 04:27:29 PM
repost. kinda funny


i wish they would stop saying ak47 none of the guns they paid for were ak47s

True, but somehow I doubt they're going to specify WASR, CUR, SAR, WUM, AKM, AKMS, AKS, SLR, etc each time.

I still lol'd at the dumb cnn lady. Pretty obvious she was just trying to get him pissed off.
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2010, 04:46:03 PM »
lol, i like how he kept his cool
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2010, 04:55:09 PM »
Yeah he handled himself pretty well.
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2010, 06:15:20 PM »
Maybe all countries should have nuclear weapons in case another country want invade it.

Makes sens to me.

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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2010, 06:32:39 PM »
Quote from: Teg2boo on February 22, 2010, 06:15:20 PM
Maybe all countries should have nuclear weapons in case another country want invade it.

Makes sens to me.



Yeah and that's their right to do so, but using a nuclear weapon against an enemy with a nuclear weapon isn't going to protect you.


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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2010, 06:33:17 PM »
Chuck norris carries a gun, so yes... Jesus would too.
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2010, 10:43:02 PM »
i always thought that if i was jesus, i'd just shoot lighting from my hands. 

oh, and i'd also make woman's clothes fall off all the time
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2010, 11:12:28 PM »
Guy spoke very well.  Fucking PRO!
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2010, 11:44:50 PM »
yeah, the dude was a rock
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2010, 12:28:28 AM »
Quote from: Teg2boo on February 22, 2010, 06:15:20 PM
Maybe all countries should have nuclear weapons in case another country want invade it.

Makes sens to me.



Canadians never understand.
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Re: "Do you think jesus would carry a gun?"
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2010, 01:17:14 AM »
If he was packin heat at the last supper I bet that little bitch wouldn't have betrayed him.

Fools sure as hell wouldnt have been stabbing him in the side while he was hanging out on the cross if he was carryin.
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