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Re: Some funny Craig List adds..
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 10:12:42 PM »

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I just love the women on here. The endless parade of fat chicks looking for relationships. Plus, all the whores looking for benefactors or gentlemen or older men to spoil them... But the one that takes the cake are the fat bitches trying to look for benefactors. Men don't even date fat women, let alone pay for them or give them an allowance. A smart fat chick would post, "looking for a man to give me a gym pass, treadmill and South Beach diet book, in return I offer blowjobs on command and to never be expected to be shown in public until I get down to at least a size 12 if I'm black, 8 if I am white or Mexican...4 if Asian." Then we'd all know what we are getting and a guy would think, hey here's a smart fat chick that has potential and while I'm helping her lose weight and get her confidence back, she'll be sucking the chrome off my trailer hitch.

Another question, is the first word out of every black girl on CL pay me?

second one has already been flagged down
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Re: Some funny Craig List adds..
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 10:14:47 PM »

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We really don't mind that you are a whore. Whores serve
a useful purpose in society. But do it in the Erotic Services Section,
and not women for men. Nobody rides for free.

And if you a whore that can't afford the Erotic Services Section
then by posting in women looking for men all you are doing is
advertising the fact that you aren't a good enough whore to
pay for an ad. And that is not good advertising is it?

And by the way no one and I really mean no one wants
a fat whore. Please find another line of work.

I'm just curious as to why op was looking in the personals..   :evil:
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Re: Some funny Craig List adds..
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 10:52:37 PM »

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/w4m/1638055583.html

Dont find her terribly attractive, but the nerd talks getting me.
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Re: Some funny Craig List adds..
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 11:06:53 PM »


I'm just curious as to why op was looking in the personals..   :evil:
For the same reason I look at porn. Just to see what's out there ;)

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Re: Some funny Craig List adds..
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2010, 01:31:09 AM »

That's almost verbatim for what the local Racine Mayor said...at his federal conviction hearing for underage solicitation.
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Re: Some funny Craig List adds..
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 11:54:57 PM »

I find this ad freaking hilarious

http://bham.craigslist.org/pts/1639963129.html

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Re: Some funny Craig List adds..
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 05:15:34 AM »

I find this ad freaking hilarious

http://bham.craigslist.org/pts/1639963129.html
there are so many like that in the sd craigslist.
that shit would only cost a little more brandnew from the dealer. fuck you!!!
OMG they got $50 tires on them

Yeah I paid $250 for mine with brand new tires.
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