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Joseph Davis

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The return of Crazy Dave
« on: March 24, 2010, 01:10:06 PM »

This motherfucker was a harbinger of distraction the last time I let him into my life, constantly pushing the reset button on my ADHD.  I hope it doesn't go that way again because he comes up with the craftiest shit I've ever seen, and usually on a $5 budget.

I rolled out Sunday to cut down a 94 Integra harness for his Merkur, when I asked him where the rest of the IM was so I could position the IACV/TPS/MAP plugs correctly he puts this shit into my hands.



Next time I'm out (it'll be a 17-20 hour wiring job spread across 3-5 hour booty calls) I'll get some pics of his $8 stainless 3" exhaust, it took him three years worth of biweekly visits to the scrapyard to collect it all.

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 01:12:21 PM »

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2010, 01:26:14 PM »

i smell handicrapper wg dump
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 01:29:28 PM »

I'm sure this guy's already found something that's cheaper than a free handicap bathroom rail for his wastegate dump.

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 01:31:00 PM »

That is fucking brilliant.
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 01:40:01 PM »

Mind bottling.

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 01:45:14 PM »

Looks Badass. haha
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 01:57:43 PM »

I have always loved the fire extinguisher intake mani.  Never been able to make one myself not being able to weld aluminum.  Oh how the times have changed.  I may have to try this now.
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 02:07:07 PM »

I gotta find something even more ridiculous to make a mani out of.

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 02:07:59 PM »

reminds me of my catch can I am building right now out of an old 747 oxygen bottle.
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2010, 05:59:08 PM »

So much win it's blinding.
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2010, 06:04:28 PM »

I'm pretty sure nobody's grasped it yet.

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2010, 06:17:16 PM »

Are those IAB's in the background?
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2010, 07:37:42 PM »

i thought my brain was going to EXPLODE into the atmosphere.
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2010, 07:40:56 PM »

And why is that, statenis33?
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2010, 08:01:52 PM »

Sweet!

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2010, 09:04:09 PM »

does he plan to paint the end red to match once it is done?  that'd be nice.
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2010, 07:54:19 AM »

And why is that, statenis33?

it blew my mind!  he must watch more burn notice than me....
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2010, 10:36:17 PM »

Grasped what?  Converting a merkur from the silly swing door to speed/density?
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2010, 01:45:45 AM »

There is a reason why brilliant people love you.  You are a most under rated individual, do you know that?

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2010, 02:19:27 AM »

Either I dont get it or ive had too much Admiral Nelson, but what am I looking at.  Looks awesome but i need to understand it fully.
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2010, 08:13:36 AM »

is that kreem tank coating i spot on the workbench??

i used that shit to seal a rusty gas tank on a wheeler i had when i was like 12, it worked good...

JD, you sir arent the only one with pink bunny syndrome...

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2010, 11:06:00 PM »

Ok I get that he's running OBD1 honda on a 2.3T ford, but I see no dizzy?  Where the fuck are the crank sensors located?
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2010, 12:02:17 AM »

I wanted to make a muffler with one of those, stuffed with stainless "brillo" pan scrubbers, and a perforated pipe. True aluminum exhaust.

If I could weld aluminum, this would be done already.
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2010, 12:22:10 AM »

I wanted to make a muffler with one of those, stuffed with stainless "brillo" pan scrubbers, and a perforated pipe. True aluminum exhaust.

If I could weld aluminum, this would be done already.

ill be able to weld aluminum soon. ill try it.
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2010, 02:50:03 AM »

Wow, thats ...  :-*

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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2010, 10:37:28 PM »



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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2010, 11:29:50 PM »

Wow this shit is crazy. Keep updating us
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2010, 07:28:09 PM »

Are there 1/1 gears in that shiny aluminum housing so the honda dizzy spins correctly?  I'd kinda like to see those...
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Re: The return of Crazy Dave
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2010, 09:14:03 PM »

Running and dyno vids please! Is he planning or trying to make any of the stock gauges work?
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