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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2010, 09:09:52 PM »

Sounds like you have penis envy
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2010, 01:47:50 AM »

How do you go about posting as a "guest", I'm just wondering.
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2010, 01:55:47 AM »

Sounds like marcus is a crybaby bitch
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2010, 03:53:03 AM »

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2010, 07:43:19 AM »

I love when people in a community call the cops about a loud car speeding through the neighborhood. 

Then, the cops set up a speed trap and give everyone in the subdivision tickets cause all the neurotic soccer moms speed through there too...
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2010, 08:03:54 AM »

I love when people in a community call the cops about a loud car speeding through the neighborhood. 

Then, the cops set up a speed trap and give everyone in the subdivision tickets cause all the neurotic soccer moms speed through there too...

to be completely accurate, the car never went above 25, which was the posted speed limit. the front tires might have gone a wee bit faster, however.
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2010, 12:40:22 AM »

Enough smoke to not recognize the car :P

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When I was running open DP, I creeeeeaped out of my street to the country roads before opening it up for some street tuning. One day I got back and someone said they heard me the whole time, still loud as hell a mile away. Apparently the country board director lived on that street, and the cops were on the lookout for my car. Best they got was a muffler ticket I got dropped; the cop actualy did a y-turn under a bridge to get me.  ;D
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2010, 12:44:45 AM »

wtf is a Y turn
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2010, 12:59:48 AM »

wtf is a Y turn

 3 point turn? or maybe a u turn?
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2010, 01:04:34 AM »

My neighbors to the left have a dirt-bike track, the neighbors on the far right other side of the hill fire off their Ak's all the time, and my neighbors in front of the house all the way down the mountain are family and all own or have owned hot rods and dont give a fuck what I do.

Living in the country > wherever you are.

can i move in with you?

i promise to always have a fridge fully stocked with beer for you.
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2010, 02:41:12 PM »

My neighbors to the left have a dirt-bike track, the neighbors on the far right other side of the hill fire off their Ak's all the time, and my neighbors in front of the house all the way down the mountain are family and all own or have owned hot rods and dont give a fuck what I do.

Living in the country > wherever you are.

can i move in with you?

i promise to always have a fridge fully stocked with beer for you.
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2010, 03:03:18 PM »

My neighbors to the left have a dirt-bike track,

The folks who own the buffer property have been out wheeling twice a week in their trucks.  They shut it down about 10 pm weekday nights, keep going until 3 am on weekends.

Cone guy thinks I go up the driveway too fast, but he's skeeeeered to say anything or follow me up the mountain.  If he keeps propping rocks up on the far side of the road he'll find one through his windshield, though.

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2010, 03:19:32 PM »

My neighbors to the left have a dirt-bike track,

The folks who own the buffer property have been out wheeling twice a week in their trucks.  They shut it down about 10 pm weekday nights, keep going until 3 am on weekends.

Cone guy thinks I go up the driveway too fast, but he's skeeeeered to say anything or follow me up the mountain.  If he keeps propping rocks up on the far side of the road he'll find one through his windshield, though.

It sounds like i do need to get out there, sounds like some back country mountain noone gives a fuck what you do type shit where i grew up.
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2010, 03:19:54 PM »

Oh, yeah, I did get a text last night about playing music too loud.  I didn't get it until morning because I fell asleep, but I might play it louder tonight and see if they call the cops.   O0

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2010, 03:21:55 PM »

Oh, yeah, I did get a text last night about playing music too loud.  I didn't get it until morning because I fell asleep, but I might play it louder tonight and see if they call the cops.   O0
How close do they live? Or did you just having it mindbogglingly loud?

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2010, 06:55:14 PM »

I got wrecked last night.

and so did everyone that came for my end of school bbq/party. And I decided to move my stereo into the kitchen so we wouldn't play it as loud.

Partied until 3am and didn't have any problems
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #46 on: April 21, 2010, 07:09:49 PM »

How much shit did you plains nigger up??? How many cans of paint were involved???  :-*
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2010, 07:53:09 PM »

Oh, yeah, I did get a text last night about playing music too loud.  I didn't get it until morning because I fell asleep, but I might play it louder tonight and see if they call the cops.   O0
How close do they live? Or did you just having it mindbogglingly loud?

I was able to sleep to it, ergo it's just whining.  :P

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2010, 08:11:12 PM »

Oh, yeah, I did get a text last night about playing music too loud.  I didn't get it until morning because I fell asleep, but I might play it louder tonight and see if they call the cops.   O0
How close do they live? Or did you just having it mindbogglingly loud?

I was able to sleep to it, ergo it's just whining.  :P
That doesn't say much, you are a zombie slut.

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2010, 08:35:57 PM »

Oh, yeah, I did get a text last night about playing music too loud.  I didn't get it until morning because I fell asleep, but I might play it louder tonight and see if they call the cops.   O0
How close do they live? Or did you just having it mindbogglingly loud?

I was able to sleep to it, ergo it's just whining.  :P
That doesn't say much, you are a zombie slut.

Well, I just got a call, but they didn't say shit about the music.  That makes it whining.

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2010, 08:44:06 PM »

Oh, yeah, I did get a text last night about playing music too loud.  I didn't get it until morning because I fell asleep, but I might play it louder tonight and see if they call the cops.   O0
How close do they live? Or did you just having it mindbogglingly loud?

I was able to sleep to it, ergo it's just whining.  :P
That doesn't say much, you are a zombie slut.

Well, I just got a call, but they didn't say shit about the music.  That makes it whining.

Are they hippies?

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2010, 09:09:16 PM »

Oh, yeah, I did get a text last night about playing music too loud.  I didn't get it until morning because I fell asleep, but I might play it louder tonight and see if they call the cops.   O0
How close do they live? Or did you just having it mindbogglingly loud?

I was able to sleep to it, ergo it's just whining.  :P
That doesn't say much, you are a zombie slut.

Well, I just got a call, but they didn't say shit about the music.  That makes it whining.

Are they hippies?

No, Porsche master techs.

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #52 on: April 21, 2010, 09:30:10 PM »

Oh, yeah, I did get a text last night about playing music too loud.  I didn't get it until morning because I fell asleep, but I might play it louder tonight and see if they call the cops.   O0
How close do they live? Or did you just having it mindbogglingly loud?

I was able to sleep to it, ergo it's just whining.  :P
That doesn't say much, you are a zombie slut.

Well, I just got a call, but they didn't say shit about the music.  That makes it whining.

Are they hippies?

No, Porsche master techs.

Upscale fags? :?:

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #53 on: April 21, 2010, 09:38:20 PM »

Oh, yeah, I did get a text last night about playing music too loud.  I didn't get it until morning because I fell asleep, but I might play it louder tonight and see if they call the cops.   O0
How close do they live? Or did you just having it mindbogglingly loud?

I was able to sleep to it, ergo it's just whining.  :P
That doesn't say much, you are a zombie slut.

Well, I just got a call, but they didn't say shit about the music.  That makes it whining.

Are they hippies?

No, Porsche master techs.

Do they act like it, or they just are?

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2010, 03:34:29 AM »


 O0

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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2010, 12:42:03 PM »

Enderle Bug catcher..... YUmmmmmmm.   O0  :noel:  :yes:  8)

Its overdriven a bit... or is it 1:1  looks close, MAYBE 5%

What drive is that???

Injector hat looks backwards for a boat   LOL... 
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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2010, 11:02:03 PM »

Enderle Bug catcher..... YUmmmmmmm.   O0  :noel:  :yes:  8)

Its overdriven a bit... or is it 1:1  looks close, MAYBE 5%

What drive is that???

Injector hat looks backwards for a boat   LOL... 


10% over.

it is on backwards, but with how low it sits your fucked anyways so its like a cowl.



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Re: John Michael Got fanmail today!
« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2010, 11:31:39 PM »

So fucking loud, took it with my phone that normally takes good video.

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