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Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« on: April 21, 2010, 01:29:52 AM »
Home on leave so I got the parents to drag their toys out for a photoshoot with mine.
The Vette is my Dads, The Mini is my moms, and the Evo is mine.













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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 01:31:32 AM »
did you rip apart the block?
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2010, 01:38:34 AM »
In the Evo? Sure did blew the #1 cylinder, sent the injectors out to be flow tested and cleaned turns out that cylinder was like 30cc's down. Rebuilt it, got it back broke it in, broke the tranny twice, said fuck it bought a built one. Haven't had any real issues since.
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2010, 01:39:24 AM »
you know how I know your gay?
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 01:43:11 AM »
Quote from: highroller54 on April 21, 2010, 01:39:24 AM
you know how I know your gay?

the "i am the stig" sticker would be my first guess
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 02:16:33 AM »
Quote from: highroller54 on April 21, 2010, 01:39:24 AM
you know how I know your gay?
Your dick tastes like shit

must have some pretty cool parentals can say I like the vette but I do kinda like minis
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 03:07:21 AM »
id definitly fuck your mom. thumbsup
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 09:47:23 AM »
The fact that you know who the stig is moves you up a notch. I've met so many "car guys" that have never even seen the show and have no idea who the Stig is. The parentals aren't too bad now that I've moved out and have my own family, but damn when I lived here they weren't nearly as cool.
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2010, 10:34:55 AM »
Quote from: TheMadScientist on April 21, 2010, 09:47:23 AM
The fact that you know who the stig is moves you up a notch. I've met so many "car guys" that have never even seen the show and have no idea who the Stig is. The parentals aren't too bad now that I've moved out and have my own family, but damn when I lived here they weren't nearly as cool.

Top gear is the shit. I like the first season stig in black. :yes:

And does anyone know where the "stig" (word) comes from?
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2010, 12:07:23 PM »
its 2010, does anyone still have 56k?

Hatchback c5's are ugly, FRC or bust
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2010, 12:23:20 PM »
Top gear is probably the greatest car show on television!
If I remember Stig is the name Jeremy gave him it's from what they called new kids at his school when he was a kid.

I actually prefer the hatchback C5's the fixed roof ones don't do it for me, I also love targa tops so I'm sure that may have something to do with it  O0
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2010, 12:28:06 PM »
Quote from: ochoa on April 21, 2010, 02:16:33 AM

Your dick tastes like shit


I'll wash it for you next time, sorry  :-[
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2010, 12:52:06 PM »
Nuh uh pimp my ride is the bestest
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2010, 01:02:09 PM »
Quote from: TheMadScientist on April 21, 2010, 12:23:20 PM
Top gear is probably the greatest car show on television!
If I remember Stig is the name Jeremy gave him it's from what they called new kids at his school when he was a kid.

I actually prefer the hatchback C5's the fixed roof ones don't do it for me, I also love targa tops so I'm sure that may have something to do with it  O0

yeap it is gits backwards. In his school kids were not allow to call noobs git or gits.
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2010, 05:10:24 PM »
That bumper on the Evo looks gayer than shit, then again I don't like Evo's period and your mom needs to lose the ricer wheels. Not to mention you sound like a 13yr old 80's slut saying parentals.
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2010, 05:13:51 PM »
the tail light covers on the c5 are +50hp and 15mpg, ask johnny
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2010, 01:43:48 AM »
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2010, 05:47:35 PM »
i said, GIGGITY

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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2010, 06:24:59 PM »
Quote from: TheMadScientist on April 21, 2010, 09:47:23 AM
The fact that you know who the stig is moves you up a notch. I've met so many "car guys" that have never even seen the show and have no idea who the Stig is. The parentals aren't too bad now that I've moved out and have my own family, but damn when I lived here they weren't nearly as cool.

The stig is a faggot on a stupid show
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2010, 07:46:16 PM »
Quote from: random-strike on April 22, 2010, 06:24:59 PM
Quote from: TheMadScientist on April 21, 2010, 09:47:23 AM
The fact that you know who the stig is moves you up a notch. I've met so many "car guys" that have never even seen the show and have no idea who the Stig is. The parentals aren't too bad now that I've moved out and have my own family, but damn when I lived here they weren't nearly as cool.

The stig is a faggot on a stupid show

x2

trying to pass off a v6 mustang as a v8

and going easy on the ariel atom around the track when it should have taken the fastest time

making stupid retarded races like the mpg race between the hybrid and the other car (flooring the fuck out of the hybrid defeats its purpose)

etc etc etc

that show is for retards
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2010, 08:35:52 PM »
top gear is pure entertainment, there is no factual information on that show, they're completely biased against american cars.  They put the normal c6 against a srt10 viper and some euro POS overhyped pooper car.  The c6z06 would smash 90% of those cars form a stop or on the track
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2010, 08:44:25 PM »
2 fail cars
1 vette
And a bitch that needs some hair color
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2010, 08:55:57 PM »
my 65 yr old mom drives a C5





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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2010, 10:43:30 PM »
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 22, 2010, 08:35:52 PM
top gear is pure entertainment

and it's being americanized, which is probably a bad move but we will have to wait and see

BBC News - Top Gear to have spin-off in US
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Re: Family Toys (56K get a beer)
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2010, 11:05:13 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on April 22, 2010, 05:47:35 PM
i said, GIGGITY



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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2010, 12:08:31 AM »
Quote from: salesmonkey on April 22, 2010, 11:05:13 PM


and not cool on changing the old link...

i don't know why someone would load homoerotica into his own photobucket, but the mad scientist seems to be trying to tell us something....
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