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[Eggylshatch]

What is that white blob next to you?

[ironcrx]

looks like half the guys on here.

Welcome. Youl fit right in.  :yes:

[j.h.christ]

fatass nigger.

I give you a week.

Nah.  He'll fit right in.  I doubt you nogs could throw anything at him that he hasn't eaten before.

fixed

[Doug]

Damn you know Scotts cousin too.

me?

Yeah you, I guess he doesn't claim Scott. Then again who would.

[zack_odom]

fatass nigger.

I give you a week.

Lick my sack jose.
Ive taken abuse my whole life. there isnt one thing I havent heard
about the fatness haha. ;D
And that "blob" is my wife. So go fuck yourself on that one haha.

[Passenger]

Looks like you are eyeing up your friends girl,













For dinner.

[SDRAWKCAB]

Do you work as a Twinkies tester or something?

Mother fucker doesn't need SRS hes carry on.

Where you the library vampire in BLADE

How do you drive a honda? serious question.

Do things sometimes orbit around you?

PUT THE FORK DOWN!
what am I saying. you probably don't use utensils they get in the way of you food.

OK Im done.

words you have never spoken at a all you can eat.

no seriously

do you have any chocolate covered butter sticks?

now im finished

with my 9th plate its time for desert.

[Jorsher]

Welcome.

You are fat Accord driver #2.  I think you and spiker should go for a ride in his car.  With your combined forces, his Accord may be able to get traction.

[Eggylshatch]

Welcome.

You are fat Accord driver #2.  I think you and spiker should go for a ride in his car.  With your combined forces, his Accord may be able to get traction.

no way dood he's #4 or 5.  All the accord owners on here are fat

[DRQPQUT]

we are not fat !!!just ROBUST as john michael says.....welcome zac this guy is legit and can detail the shit out of cars if you have enough fries crammed in between the seats he will even do it for free ;D

[j.h.christ]

if you have enough fries crammed in between the seats he will even do it for free ;D

hahahahahaha

[d112crzy]

Zack is like spiker and justin put together.

Besides the obvious blackness and weight issue, Zack is one of the chillest motherfuckers around. Can't find no nicer nigger. I'd know, I've been to Alabama. He also takes more abuse than anyone I've ever known. I can call him a fat nigger all day and make nigger jokes and he'd not give a damn.

[hatchboy]

Zack is like spiker and justin put together.

Besides the obvious blackness and weight issue, Zack is one of the chillest motherfuckers around. Can't find no nicer nigger. I'd know, I've been to Alabama. He also takes more abuse than anyone I've ever known. I can call him a fat nigger all day and make nigger jokes and he'd not give a damn.

Seems like a few of you know this fella, why is he just now making his big pun debut?

[Eggylshatch]

looks like half the guys on here.

Welcome. Youl fit right in.  :yes:

I'm not sure he's about to "fit in" to anything, but welcome to rHMT. 

[SloS13]

What size shirt do you wear? California King?

I made that up all by myself.  Welcome to the board slim.

[hatchboy]

What size shirt do you wear? California King?

I made that up all by myself.  Welcome to the board slim.

zinggg. good job slo.

[HiProfile]

Zack is like spiker and justin put together.

As in personalities, or volume?


Anyone up for a little guessing game? I'll start: My guess is 385lbs.

[j.h.christ]

Zack is like spiker and justin put together.

As in personalities, or volume?


Anyone up for a little guessing game? I'll start: My guess is 385lbs.

jesus christ that's gotta be way off, i'm 6'3" and 325, and i'm nowhere near that fluffy. i'm going to go with a solid 495.

[keelay]

450 easy.

And whats up with sfa22r helping this nog? Nothing against the noob (he seems ok, so far), But when has it become appropriate for n00bs to recommend this site to even more n00bs?

Also, I just checked the faq, and the n00b post requirements aren't in there anymore, someone get to that.

EDIT its in FI. BUT if he had been lurking like he claims, he would know most everyone on here, and would have seen the FREE turbo's sticky.

[Corey]

450 easy.

And whats up with sfa22r helping this nog? Nothing against the noob (he seems ok, so far), But when has it become appropriate for n00bs to recommend this site to even more n00bs?

Also, I just checked the faq, and the n00b post requirements aren't in there anymore, someone get to that.

EDIT its in FI. BUT if he had been lurking like he claims, he would know most everyone on here, and would have seen the FREE turbo's sticky.

sfa22r is henry aka quikenuf

[keelay]

AHH, ok.....how did I miss that?

[j.h.christ]

AHH, ok.....how did I miss that?

probably staring at that gif

[hatchboy]

450 easy.

And whats up with sfa22r helping this nog? Nothing against the noob (he seems ok, so far), But when has it become appropriate for n00bs to recommend this site to even more n00bs?

Also, I just checked the faq, and the n00b post requirements aren't in there anymore, someone get to that.

EDIT its in FI. BUT if he had been lurking like he claims, he would know most everyone on here, and would have seen the FREE turbo's sticky.

sfa22r is henry aka quikenuf

I thought that was widely known that henry is still among us. lol

[sfa22r]

450 easy.

And whats up with sfa22r helping this nog? Nothing against the noob (he seems ok, so far), But when has it become appropriate for n00bs to recommend this site to even more n00bs?

Also, I just checked the faq, and the n00b post requirements aren't in there anymore, someone get to that.

EDIT its in FI. BUT if he had been lurking like he claims, he would know most everyone on here, and would have seen the FREE turbo's sticky.

Post porn to make up for your fail, noob.

[92CXyD]

450 easy.

And whats up with sfa22r helping this nog? Nothing against the noob (he seems ok, so far), But when has it become appropriate for n00bs to recommend this site to even more n00bs?

Also, I just checked the faq, and the n00b post requirements aren't in there anymore, someone get to that.

EDIT its in FI. BUT if he had been lurking like he claims, he would know most everyone on here, and would have seen the FREE turbo's sticky.

sfa22r is henry aka quikenuf

I thought that was widely known that henry is still among us. lol

And we are still getting Henried.  :yes: ;D

[sfa22r]

I Henry entire governments and countries.

[zack_odom]

HOLY shit ROFLMAO!!!!
you guys are fuckin awesome haha. 
Anyways yeah Im 6'7 and 395 lbs. Im fairly strong thats not all fat.
If you were trapped under a car I could probably lift it up haha.

[d112crzy]

If you were trapped under a car I could probably lift it up haha.

True story.

I'll never forget the day we did a clutch swap on your car. Me and Steve were pushing the trans up and you come over and lift the thing like it was a hot pocket.

[hatchboy]

If you were trapped under a car I could probably lift it up haha.

True story.

I'll never forget the day we did a clutch swap on your car. Me and Steve were pushing the trans up and you come over and lift the thing like it was a hot pocket.

mmm hot pocket.

[Corey]

edit your post before mike senses hot pockets being talked about.