Lady ga ga's penis is bigger than your chinky atrophied penis.
My car is not fast. Where did you take that idea??? Not gay either. Still better than a mullet car... or whatever big-muscle-car-to-counter-your-small-penis-syndrome you have.
I could have fucked better chicks (not that I didn't have the opportunity), but this one have something others don't have (no, it's not related to a penis)
I used the word penis a little too much in this post
Can we talk about the fucking weather? Still snowing outside