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Holy shit I got a droid!!
« on: June 10, 2010, 07:14:19 PM »

Apparently being on a family plan with a 3000 year old Palm merited me getting a free LG Ally.

Fucking bells and whistles are annoying.  You people pay for this sort of gimmick technology?

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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2010, 07:15:15 PM »

Get to twattin!
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 07:33:41 PM »

What bells/whistles?  I keep mine on silent.

gmail integration, google nav, and contacts being stored "in zeh cloudz" is all sa-weeeet
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 07:35:03 PM »

So is being able to watch porn on the shitter in McDonalds....

 :yes:
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2010, 07:37:33 PM »

So is being able to watch porn on the shitter in McDonalds....

 :yes:

who takes a shit at mcdonalds?
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2010, 07:44:21 PM »

I suggest Gesture Search.  It's sweet and helpful.  Apps I used the most is "Digg", "Engadget" and "reddit is fun"
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 07:47:53 PM »

Bugatti Veyron vs Nissan GT-R (Including deleted scenes)

i watched that in HD on my droid... gotta love the russians who made that video
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2010, 07:57:20 PM »

So is being able to watch porn on the shitter in McDonalds....

 :yes:

who takes a shit at mcdonalds?
When you gotta shit you gotta shit.  And McDonalds bathrooms are generally clean around here.  They are one of the few fast food places with cleanish bathrooms.
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2010, 08:01:36 PM »

So is being able to watch porn on the shitter in McDonalds....

 :yes:

who takes a shit at mcdonalds?
When you gotta shit you gotta shit.  And McDonalds bathrooms are generally clean around here.  They are one of the few fast food places with cleanish bathrooms.

I've never shit on a public toilet, unless you count a hotel.

I plan to keep that record going until I die.
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 08:04:59 PM »

ok
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 08:05:35 PM »

So is being able to watch porn on the shitter in McDonalds....

 :yes:

who takes a shit at mcdonalds?
When you gotta shit you gotta shit.  And McDonalds bathrooms are generally clean around here.  They are one of the few fast food places with cleanish bathrooms.

I've never shit on a public toilet, unless you count a hotel.

I plan to keep that record going until I die.

what are you a fucking women  ???
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 08:06:18 PM »

Hold it till you get home?
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 08:13:52 PM »

So is being able to watch porn on the shitter in McDonalds....

 :yes:

who takes a shit at mcdonalds?
When you gotta shit you gotta shit.  And McDonalds bathrooms are generally clean around here.  They are one of the few fast food places with cleanish bathrooms.

I've never shit on a public toilet, unless you count a hotel.

I plan to keep that record going until I die.

what are you a fucking women  ???

Nah I just have bad luck and would contract the herp even after using an ass-gasket.

I've never needed to take a shit so bad that I couldn't wait til I got home.
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 08:14:12 PM »

When i was a little kid i went 4 days without taking a shit at this ghetto camp cuz the toilets were so fucking disgusting and they didnt flush cuz the plumbing was fucked up, on the last day, the 5th day, i couldnt hold it anymore, and i laid a huge ass log that dry dock'd like a motherfucker, slapped my ass cheek on the way out cuz it was so fucking long it had bottomed out on the inside of the toilet.
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM »

I don't use assgaskets.  Fuck sitting on paper.  What the fuck is a piece of tissue paper going to protect me from anyway?
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2010, 08:31:28 PM »

I don't use assgaskets.  Fuck sitting on paper.  What the fuck is a piece of tissue paper going to protect me from anyway?

I think it's a placebo effect, but either way I don't even risk it.
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2010, 08:32:07 PM »

I don't use assgaskets.  Fuck sitting on paper.  What the fuck is a piece of tissue paper going to protect me from anyway?

yeah i know the urine/jizz soaks right through them
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2010, 09:44:21 PM »

Hey Joe Droids are the shit I got one HTC better than Iphone
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2010, 09:53:20 PM »

BB or nothing.

WTF is droid? some 1970's starwars phone

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disclaimer: I know what droid is , I just don't care
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2010, 10:03:05 PM »


I've never shit on a public toilet, unless you count a hotel.

I plan to keep that record going until I die.
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2010, 10:05:40 PM »

BB or nothing.

WTF is droid? some 1970's starwars phone

Zack Morris approved





disclaimer: I know what droid is , I just don't care
OK you have no idea on anything or technology lol in true rhmt I will refrain from calling other membrs names since some moderators have my phone number
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2010, 10:07:27 PM »

OK you have no idea on anything or technology lol in true rhmt I will refrain from calling other membrs names since some moderators have my phone number

i don't care what kind of car you have or who you know here, you come across as a fucking idiot.
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2010, 10:12:02 PM »

I approve of name calling  and welcome it.  It's expected here
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2010, 10:20:46 PM »

JeSus you are a Volkswagon FAg you never built anything and you drive a fagwagon n real get the fuck out of here Please you fuckin cock suckin fag shit vw cock suckin dick licker you are a fucking waste boy drive your fucking fagwagon around the block  My car would beat anything you have You piece of Shit GO suck your Boyfriends cock YOu fucking Fag   I wrote that Shane FUCK  you dick licker
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2010, 10:25:37 PM »

One day Google will go bankrupt, and when that day comes, all hell will break loose.
Don't make me say I told you so.
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2010, 10:37:11 PM »

Sorry Joe Carry on
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2010, 01:08:51 AM »

I cant fathom it being better than my ti89

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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2010, 02:02:56 AM »

jack daniels saved mys life whilst reading this post   :o

Thank you Doug.  Yous saves mys lifes
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Re: Holy shit I got a droid!!
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2010, 02:07:40 AM »

JeSus you are a Volkswagon FAg you never built anything and you drive a fagwagon n real get the fuck out of here Please you fuckin cock suckin fag shit vw cock suckin dick licker you are a fucking waste boy drive your fucking fagwagon around the block  My car would beat anything you have You piece of Shit GO suck your Boyfriends cock YOu fucking Fag   I wrote that Shane FUCK  you dick licker

bitch, i've built my own shit. i just don't go running my mouth about it. you're an illiterate cunt that not only can't come up with anything original (using fag, dick, boy 13 times out of 70 words, wonder what's on your mind???) you're a bench racer and you repeat the word fag over and over again. i mean seriously, look at the garbage you just wrote.
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