Topic: Since I like drugs so much (Read 10866 times)

keelay · « **on:** June 19, 2010, 01:43:11 AM »

Here's a great video
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4672054/Barry_Cooper__Never_Get_Busted_Again_%28vol_1__amp__2%29

Doug · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2010, 01:46:03 AM »

Too much work.

keelay · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2010, 01:54:21 AM »

It's worth it, trust me.
Never Get Busted, Hiding your Stash Part 1

chris · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:02:31 AM »

reported!

runsfromdacops · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:17:22 AM »

i want my 5 min. back......

Doug · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:32:21 AM »

I'm sure I could come up with plenty of clever ideas one how to hide things. First don't make the area too large. A couple of smaller stashes would be easier to cover up. Second don't tell anyone. Third obey the law. It's always funny to watch Cops to see some idiot get pulled over for speeding/running a red light or stop sign/head light out etc etc to get busted with a huge stash.

The only thing I would worry about are the dogs. I wonder if you could setup several sirens set to a pitch that drives a dog bat shit crazy. The cop wouldn't know what was going on while the dog was flipping out.

random-strike · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:39:34 AM »

the govt in texas came and kidnapped his kids. saying his views on drugs and govt being bad were endangering his children...

http://trueslant.com/stephenwebster/2010/03/30/tx-county-teaching-kids-government-is-out-to-harm-them-makes-parents-unsuitable/

t_cel_t · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:52:37 AM »

Quote from: random-strike on June 19, 2010, 02:39:34 AM

the govt in texas came and kidnapped his kids. saying his views on drugs and govt being bad were endangering his children...

http://trueslant.com/stephenwebster/2010/03/30/tx-county-teaching-kids-government-is-out-to-harm-them-makes-parents-unsuitable/

lol seems like they were out to harm them

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2010, 03:01:41 AM »

Loose vagina's, such as that of n/a mikes ex wife or widefaggots ex wife, make perfect hiding spots for up to 2lbs of marijuana

colt45 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2010, 08:30:01 PM »

the best way to not get busted: stop breaking the law

HiProfile · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2010, 11:00:52 PM »

Watch cops long enough any smart nog would figure out a few basic rules. 1) Don't break traffic laws, simple but not for morons. 2) fill the car with normal "junk" like you've owned it for a few months/years. 3) fill up your keychain. 4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty. 5) don't expect duct tape to prevent cocaine from wafting to a dog's nose (vacuum-packed epoxy-covered bricks ftw) 6) shit your pants - nobody wants to pat down fucking smelly nog, rifle through his car, let alone let him stink up their squad. 7) don't get GREEDY. If you're making hand-over-fist cash, don't be a twatwaffle stuffing 500lbs of heroin in 6 spare tires of a different size/bolt pattern in your escalade.

the most obvious - stop dealing with drugs.

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2010, 11:47:57 PM »

Quote from: HiProfile on June 19, 2010, 11:00:52 PM

Watch cops long enough any smart nog would figure out a few basic rules. 1) Don't break traffic laws, simple but not for morons. 2) fill the car with normal "junk" like you've owned it for a few months/years. 3) fill up your keychain. 4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty. 5) don't expect duct tape to prevent cocaine from wafting to a dog's nose (vacuum-packed epoxy-covered bricks ftw) 6) shit your pants - nobody wants to pat down fucking smelly nog, rifle through his car, let alone let him stink up their squad. 7) don't get GREEDY. If you're making hand-over-fist cash, don't be a twatwaffle stuffing 500lbs of heroin in 6 spare tires of a different size/bolt pattern in your escalade.

the most obvious - stop dealing with drugs.

Same goes with watching First 48, learn how to kill ppl. number 1 rule, you can't talk your way out of it, the cops already know what they know and by taling you only dig your hole deeper

keelay · « **Reply #12 on:** June 20, 2010, 12:07:46 AM »

It's MOSTLY all common sense, but hell, who doesn't like advice? I thought most people here liked learning...sorry Scott, I forget you are azn. And azn's know everything.

HiProfile · « **Reply #13 on:** June 20, 2010, 12:20:30 AM »

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. - Descartes

random-strike · « **Reply #14 on:** June 20, 2010, 01:31:46 AM »

drugs can kill you... so to protect you the govt kills you

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:51:35 AM »

Quote from: keelay on June 20, 2010, 12:07:46 AM

It's MOSTLY all common sense, but hell, who doesn't like advice? I thought most people here liked learning...sorry Scott, I forget you are azn. And azn's know everything.

ComMon sense is far from common these days

keelay · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2010, 12:36:16 PM »

I'm glad johhny law is there to save me from myself.

Doug · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2010, 05:24:04 PM »

Quote from: HiProfile on June 19, 2010, 11:00:52 PM

Watch cops long enough any smart nog would figure out a few basic rules. 1) Don't break traffic laws, simple but not for morons. 2) fill the car with normal "junk" like you've owned it for a few months/years. 3) fill up your keychain. 4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty. 5) don't expect duct tape to prevent cocaine from wafting to a dog's nose (vacuum-packed epoxy-covered bricks ftw) 6) shit your pants - nobody wants to pat down fucking smelly nog, rifle through his car, let alone let him stink up their squad. 7) don't get GREEDY. If you're making hand-over-fist cash, don't be a twatwaffle stuffing 500lbs of heroin in 6 spare tires of a different size/bolt pattern in your escalade.

the most obvious - stop dealing with drugs.

9) Don't be a dumb ass and start blabbing about crap. Keep your mouth shut and act like it's just a normal traffic stop.

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 20, 2010, 05:34:50 PM »

10) profit

Burntrubber87 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:50:50 PM »

Just as a heads up I live pretty close to the NY/Canada border..not too long ago i saw a explorer on the side of the road pulled over by about 6 state trooper cruisers and a large van..they had the explorer up on jackstands pulling the wheels off..

Doug · « **Reply #20 on:** June 20, 2010, 07:10:31 PM »

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #21 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:50:48 PM »

Quote from: HiProfile on June 19, 2010, 11:00:52 PM

4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty

I don't understand this one?

keelay · « **Reply #22 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:55:54 PM »

Also #5:

ANY smell will permeate through ANY material, given time. Even lead. You can take measures to prolong the time it takes for the scent to escape, but you can never prevent it.

#6: are you serious? You would seriously run the risk of being detained for psych eval.

Doug · « **Reply #23 on:** June 20, 2010, 10:00:08 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 20, 2010, 08:50:48 PM

Quote from: HiProfile on June 19, 2010, 11:00:52 PM
4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty

I don't understand this one?

I guess drug runners always keep their tank full or empty

forcdincivic · « **Reply #24 on:** June 22, 2010, 01:49:43 PM »

best way to not get caught...get a real fucking job.

jabberwock · « **Reply #25 on:** June 22, 2010, 01:50:28 PM »

Quote from: forcdincivic on June 22, 2010, 01:49:43 PM

best way to not get caught...get a real fucking job.

... and do it on the side so you have a cover?

random-strike · « **Reply #26 on:** June 22, 2010, 01:51:37 PM »

Quote from: forcdincivic on June 22, 2010, 01:49:43 PM

best way to not get caught...get a real fucking job.

until they make your job illegal

Jorsher · « **Reply #27 on:** June 22, 2010, 02:19:06 PM »

My name is Josh and I am a drug abuser.

Srsly though, those videos have a lot of common sense ideas, but also have a lot of stuff you would never think of. I'm encoding this and the second one (how to not get raided), along with another similar video on what to do during traffic stops, that will be uploaded to my favorite movie tracker.

NaturalDecimal · « **Reply #28 on:** June 22, 2010, 02:19:37 PM »

there was a guy busted here recently, was working as an investment banker making 250k a year, 25 years old, was selling pounds of weed out of his apt, apparently he'd been doing it for years and was netting 7 figures every year selling to other rich fucks and only got busted when his supplier got tailed

fuckin ballers man I need to get me a bigger piece of the pie

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 22, 2010, 02:34:27 PM »

now yu have something to aspire to yurney

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