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Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« on: June 22, 2010, 10:00:33 PM »

Had Vista, all the bells and shit.
Caught nasty ass virus, that pretty much disabled all of the OS.
Installed Linux Ubuntu. Works, very basic shit.


Problems:

-Won't recognize dual screens, and every tutorial online is some JD type Linux dork that can only speak Linux, and not English.

-Firefox ALWAYS opens with the about:config that I did after just installing, and modifying the speed. No matter how many times I click out and clear everything, Firefox opens with my homepage as a 2nd tab, but with about.config as the homepage.

-Screen resolution has been set to the best of my (non) ability, and every web page comes up with tiny ass text that I can't read. View-zoom and it's good. Go to next page, and fucken small ass text.

Maybe burning the fucken computer will get the point across. GGRRRRRRR..
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2010, 10:02:29 PM »

Stop downloading teh pr0nz from /b/ for fapping.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2010, 10:16:48 PM »

I've never had ONE of those problems with ubuntu. Which distro? I'm still using 9.10, as I've heard there are a few issues with 10.04.
Get used to it, you'll love it.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2010, 10:18:50 PM »

no porn? certified OG should know better
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2010, 10:25:00 PM »

I've got 2 linux boxes (both Ubuntu) and they truly can be total cocksuckers to people not familiar with them.

With that in mind, webmin is the shit (unfortunately won't help your sorry ass though)
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2010, 10:39:11 PM »

I think the virus came from my fucken kids learning how to get online without knowing how to spell, which leads to just clicking random shit for hours.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2010, 02:02:16 AM »

All roads lead to Rome.



Likewise, all superhighways lead to porn & viri.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2010, 07:38:26 AM »

I've got 2 linux boxes (both Ubuntu) and they truly can be total cocksuckers to people not familiar with them.

With that in mind, webmin is the shit (unfortunately won't help your sorry ass though)

Webmin FTW! I was using it 10years ago and still using it now  :noel:

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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2010, 09:17:37 AM »

Linux is awesome!!!1

Srsly though, you just need Win7.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2010, 11:17:33 AM »

Webmin FTW! I was using it 10years ago and still using it now  :noel:

Seriously. 
You want to serve web with PHP and mysql? ok click click click
set up a mail server? click click
set up nightly backups? click click
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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2010, 11:31:45 AM »

Webmin FTW! I was using it 10years ago and still using it now  :noel:

Seriously. 
You want to serve web with PHP and mysql? ok type type type
set up a mail server? type type
set up nightly backups? type type

apt-get install php5
apt-get install mysql
apt-get install zimbra

Webmin is sweet for something personal but I would not trust it for a production server handling other people's data.

A LAMP server can literally be set up in a few minutes without webadmin.  Webadmin has had security holes in the past and will have more in the future.  Same goes for phpmyadmin.

It IS sweet, though.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2010, 11:40:19 AM »

ubuntu is pretty forgiving with the install, almost everything works straight out of the box with recent version.
Webmin is great but I personally rather mess with the config manually and know exactly what is under the hood.
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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2010, 11:53:00 AM »

Webmin is great but I personally rather mess with the config manually and know exactly what is under the hood.

Yep.

I haven't used the GUI on my server for well over a year and have been serving the web and running the mailserver for months without touching it.

I'm considering upgrading it from the 8.04LTS to 10.04...

Has anyone used it and can point out some "problems?"

It will just be running rtorrent, php/mysql/zimbra/etc server shit.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2010, 12:02:50 PM »


That's good to hear, I setup a couple fedora machines (canrt remember which core) but what a fucking pain in the ass (at least to get them configured for theyre duties in the lab at MS)...

I dig linux though. Fast. Simple. SOLID.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2010, 12:40:25 PM »

I'm considering upgrading it from the 8.04LTS to 10.04...
Has anyone used it and can point out some "problems?"

i'll be upgrading my home ubuntu box to 10.04 today.  Upgrades make me nervous, but I could give a shit if my home box breaks down.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2010, 01:25:19 PM »

Seems he's having at least one of your problems.
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=9198669
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2010, 02:09:12 PM »

I'm considering upgrading it from the 8.04LTS to 10.04...
Has anyone used it and can point out some "problems?"

i'll be upgrading my home ubuntu box to 10.04 today.  Upgrades make me nervous, but I could give a shit if my home box breaks down.

Let me know how it works out for you :P

Webserver?

Are you loading the "server edition?"

I hate upgrading too because it hardly ever goes too smoothly.  Will definitely do a backup...
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2010, 03:22:12 PM »

I'm considering upgrading it from the 8.04LTS to 10.04...
Has anyone used it and can point out some "problems?"

i'll be upgrading my home ubuntu box to 10.04 today.  Upgrades make me nervous, but I could give a shit if my home box breaks down.

Let me know how it works out for you :P

Webserver?

Are you loading the "server edition?"

I hate upgrading too because it hardly ever goes too smoothly.  Will definitely do a backup...

Strongly suggest to backup. Upgrade never really turns out good and sometimes a clean install could have save lots of headache. I also want to know how it turns out.


That's good to hear, I setup a couple fedora machines (canrt remember which core) but what a fucking pain in the ass (at least to get them configured for theyre duties in the lab at MS)...

I dig linux though. Fast. Simple. SOLID.
Fedora has improved a lot over the years, especially with yum. One of the big problem with rpm based distro, was stupid dependencies resolution. Currently rocking f11 on the netbook. I still don't understand why they choose to go with pulseaudio.
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« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2010, 03:28:40 PM »

I always do a simple tar backup before even touching it :P

I've been wanting to mess with CentOS as that's supposed to be very good for webserver purposes, but am too lazy and Ubuntu works just fine.
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« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2010, 11:16:28 PM »

Been running 10.04 since beta, every works for me and no issues.
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« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2010, 11:33:58 PM »

I know your computer skills mang and I say fucking trash that shit and go with xp and install your drivers = magic, or my first love..

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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2010, 11:24:33 AM »

Im running a "workstation" version as a "server" at my house for PHP/MYSQL shit.

upgrading to 10.04 now.  T minus 2-3 hours remaining (It's a PIII or something).
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2010, 11:43:40 AM »

Im running a "workstation" version as a "server" at my house for PHP/MYSQL shit.

upgrading to 10.04 now.  T minus 2-3 hours remaining (It's a PIII or something).

Let me know how smoothly it goes.

I'm grabbing 400gb of Bluray ISOs and such from mine, then will start the upgrade tomorrow.  Still need to research how to back up the Zimbra configuration since it was somewhat of a PITA to set up for all the domains, although not nearly as bad as the "manual" routes for a mail server.
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Re: Linux dorks needed. Setup is a fucken joke.
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2010, 02:05:39 PM »

i really REALLY dont like ubuntu.

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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2010, 02:07:53 PM »

i really REALLY dont like ubuntu.

Why not?

I don't give a fuck about the GUI and only use it through SSH, and for those purposes it's been 100% stable.

What distro do you use?  I have a ridiculous number of OS options for the server.
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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2010, 05:31:31 PM »

update to 10.04 complete.  easy breezy
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« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2010, 12:09:20 AM »

i really REALLY dont like ubuntu.

Why not?

I don't give a fuck about the GUI and only use it through SSH, and for those purposes it's been 100% stable.

What distro do you use?  I have a ridiculous number of OS options for the server.

fedora 13, and maemo 5 on my phone.

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« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2010, 12:20:01 AM »

i really REALLY dont like ubuntu.

Why not?

I don't give a fuck about the GUI and only use it through SSH, and for those purposes it's been 100% stable.

What distro do you use?  I have a ridiculous number of OS options for the server.

fedora 13, and maemo 5 on my phone.

Reading comparisons of the two, I don't see any worthy reason to switch to Fedora.  Especially since I'm already familiar/comfortable with Ubuntu.

Android on mine :P
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« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2010, 11:22:04 AM »

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« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2010, 11:31:06 AM »

This thread makes me LOL.

Stevemode asks for linux help, and everyone jumps in just to say how much they love linux, and completely ignore the questions at hand. Bunch of  Jew

I am going to join the ranks of Jew as I have no idea how to fix his issues.
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