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Intro *nws, parental guidance advised*
« on: July 07, 2010, 09:34:40 PM »

I'm from Huntsville, AL, which is unarguably the least shitty area of Alabama.

Likes:
Cars
tits
Pretending to be a tuner
Jack Daniels

Dislikes:
ching chong manifolds
hippies
teens/tweens
fatties

My daily:


Family race cars:





Porn:







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Re: Intro *nws, parental guidance advised*
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2010, 09:38:15 PM »

Where's the JBweld?
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Re: Intro *nws, parental guidance advised*
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2010, 09:46:34 PM »

Good Job. First one Ive seen in a while that got it right. Do you tune for a living or work at any shops?
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2010, 09:51:24 PM »

Agree with the least shitty part of bama.
Decent porn.
not bad sir.
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2010, 09:52:32 PM »

good intro :yes:
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Re: Intro *nws, parental guidance advised*
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2010, 09:59:19 PM »


This got JBwelded

I'm a Mech. Engineering Student and work in a machine shop as a screen printer
I just get to tune our cars and some racing buddies that I can con into letting me tune their stuff. I've tuned-retuned the RX-3 like 3 times. Megasquirt Stock NA, Stock 13bt, working on halfbridge 13b (na for a while, then HX-40). tuned a buddies CSP miata (MSPNP), My brother's s14 w/ KA24det (MS-1, miata triggerwheel, FC RX-7 coils for wasted spark). Dicked around with Enginuity/RomRaider on my mom's WRX, ended up with a 215awhp on a dynodynamics and having the turbo spool like it ought to. I've got a DIYPNP for my miata, but I have to get off my ass and build an alternator control circuit for it. School sucks a little bit too much to do it right now.

Against my advice one of my brothers friend is installing a s300 in his chingchongturbo civic so i'll get to play with one of those too
« Last Edit: July 07, 2010, 10:01:57 PM by asx »
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2010, 10:08:30 PM »

Bigwig basement dweller would be on your balls right now if he was still here, sadly his basement flooded and he died.  RIP fat lardo bignig.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2010, 10:16:29 PM »

Good job, noob.

I'm in the HSV area, work on the arsenal, you may have seen my yellow CRX riding around with gobs of naked womens surrounding it.

Told you guys Huntsville is an oasis in Alabama...
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2010, 10:25:34 PM »

Good job, noob.

I'm in the HSV area, work on the arsenal, you may have seen my yellow CRX riding around with gobs of naked womens surrounding it.

Told you guys Huntsville is an oasis in Alabama...

I already know this, man. If I could be guaranteed a job within a month, I would move there in a heartbeat. Also have family there, so that's a bonus. I have noticed that the very few times I've been around the racing crowd up there (a few years ago) that most of them were ignorant rice kids, or arrogant douche fags. Please tell me I just ran into a bad group, and that doesn't summarize the entire "scene" there.
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2010, 10:30:08 PM »

Good job, noob.

I'm in the HSV area, work on the arsenal, you may have seen my yellow CRX riding around with gobs of naked womens surrounding it.

Told you guys Huntsville is an oasis in Alabama...

I already know this, man. If I could be guaranteed a job within a month, I would move there in a heartbeat. Also have family there, so that's a bonus. I have noticed that the very few times I've been around the racing crowd up there (a few years ago) that most of them were ignorant rice kids, or arrogant douche fags. Please tell me I just ran into a bad group, and that doesn't summarize the entire "scene" there.

I don't know, I avoid any type of "scene" and keep to myself.

There are cool domestic drivers that know what the fuck they're doing.  There are douchebag domestic drivers that don't know what they're doing but think they do.  There are a lot of rich fucks with expensive cars that think they own the streets but have never touched a wrench.  There are tons of ricer fags, and some with clean boosted Honduhs.  Some of everything.  But, again, I stay away from it all, because there's always at least one idiot in the crowd that annoys the piss out of me.  My boss is into the whole pro-mod/mustang/corvette crap and pokes fun at my "ricer" car, but only does it for lulz and doesn't mean disrespect, although his vehicles would stomp the shit out of mine.

Oh, also we have the Twickenham group of folks that do the whole autox/scca type thing.  From what I hear they are good people, but I haven't hung around the group to know.  There's also an S2K "club" here, but I don't have an s2000 so haven't dealt them...but would like to believe they're decent people.  You will find douchebags anywhere that people have cars.
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2010, 10:40:30 PM »

Welcome, I think this is the first intro post that had even remotely tasteful porn.
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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2010, 10:43:43 PM »

So far this guy is in second place for noob of the year. The one thread in fi was epic as far as noob posts go. Delete the pic of the spining triangles and it will be close.
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Re: Intro *nws, parental guidance advised*
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2010, 10:59:46 PM »

Delete the pic of the spining triangles and it will be close.

this + moar porn would have been a winner.
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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2010, 11:03:37 PM »

Vids of the RX plzzzzzzz
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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2010, 11:07:31 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAmLA2-X4ec
This is my dad's RX-7 with the new RX-3 engine in it (halfbridge 13b, s4 TII rotors). It's in there to get some  street mileage for break-in. It has maaaybe 15 miles on it and still hasn't sealed up for dick. It won't idle below 1.5k and pulls 60-70 KPa at "idle"
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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2010, 11:14:31 PM »

The ills of a boobjob

Hot and tight


lumpy and floppy

I'll just leave this here
« Last Edit: July 07, 2010, 11:18:11 PM by asx »
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Re: Intro *nws, parental guidance advised*
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2010, 11:49:32 PM »

The redhead porn is strong in this one.

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« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2010, 12:04:56 AM »

Yea, that last whore is pretty nice. I'd fall in love.













































































And end up like Mike ;D
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« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2010, 12:16:04 AM »

oh yes, just the type of slut I like
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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2010, 12:21:29 AM »

the force is strong with this one

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« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2010, 12:39:27 AM »

WTF?! A decent newb intro my mind is officially blown I think this makes two in a row. I was beggining to lose faith in humanity with the past newb posts. Im glad to see the education system hasn't completly failed and the ability to read and comprehend directions still exists. Welcome sir and thank you, feel free to reproduce as your offspring will surely be an asset to society.
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« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2010, 12:43:34 AM »

i like the pre boob job. small and perky for the win :yes:
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« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2010, 12:48:50 AM »

welcome fellow rotor head.

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« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2010, 12:50:19 AM »

Good job, noob.

I'm in the HSV area, work on the arsenal, you may have seen my yellow CRX riding around with gobs of naked womens surrounding it.

Told you guys Huntsville is an oasis in Alabama...



Ill be making a stop out there in the fall
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« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2010, 01:05:03 AM »

good looking miata you got there.  is that a volvo intercooler in your race car?

moar tatted up bitches!!!
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« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2010, 01:07:08 AM »

Good job, noob.

I'm in the HSV area, work on the arsenal, you may have seen my yellow CRX riding around with gobs of naked womens surrounding it.

Told you guys Huntsville is an oasis in Alabama...

Ill be making a stop out there in the fall

Why for?

Love this place but not sure what would bring a "foreigner" here.

Lemme know when you head out this way.  Maybe Doug and Keelay will be up for some beverages as well.
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« Reply #26 on: July 08, 2010, 01:12:28 AM »

Good job, noob.

I'm in the HSV area, work on the arsenal, you may have seen my yellow CRX riding around with gobs of naked womens surrounding it.

Told you guys Huntsville is an oasis in Alabama...



Ill be making a stop out there in the fall

Will you be flying, or driving in? May get you to see my project in person, so you can believe I actually own a car. I should have it running and driving by then. If I can ever get home.
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« Reply #27 on: July 08, 2010, 01:13:43 AM »

Considering not a one has mentioned they think miatas are for fags says something.


Any plans to Honda-ize your Miata's ems? Also we require more info on your open-wheel locost.
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« Reply #28 on: July 08, 2010, 01:15:14 AM »

Also we require more info on your open-wheel locost.
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