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fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« on: July 09, 2010, 12:51:57 AM »

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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2010, 12:59:44 AM »

keep it on the track and you won't have a problem...

else know who your racing.

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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2010, 01:04:40 AM »

keep it on the track and you won't have a problem...

else know who your racing.

Else come to a knife fight with a bazooka, and laugh when you bus length them/  Laugh again when you Gumball 3000 any roadblocks they call in, because they can't remotely fathom how fast you are traveling.

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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2010, 01:07:48 AM »

keep it on the track and you won't have a problem...

else know who your racing.

Else come to a knife fight with a bazooka, and laugh when you bus length them/  Laugh again when you Gumball 3000 any roadblocks they call in, because they can't remotely fathom how fast you are traveling.

pro tips for out running the po po?
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2010, 01:08:00 AM »

keep it on the track and you won't have a problem...

else know who your racing.

i don't street race anymore. however, i do 20 over daily.
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2010, 01:14:33 AM »

keep it on the track and you won't have a problem...

else know who your racing.

Else come to a knife fight with a bazooka, and laugh when you bus length them/  Laugh again when you Gumball 3000 any roadblocks they call in, because they can't remotely fathom how fast you are traveling.

pro tips for out running the po po?

Kill switch for rear/all lights,
When you get off of whatever main road you are on resist the temptation to take a bunch of right turns.
Caltrops.  Make sure the dispensers are easily removed - use pins, not bolts.
Dumptubes routed to exhaust, e-cutouts, etc, keep the car quiet even when you're in the pedal.

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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2010, 01:37:21 AM »

Some way to obscure tag numbers. Any way you choose, Mr. Bond.
Most cars now have cameras running, that record to a drive starting the 60-90 BEFORE they hit their lits, so if they were close enough to see you before they lit you up, you're prolly on camera, or your plates. So wear a mask.


Along with the caltrops JD mentioned, a used oil container that can be easily dumped will help. Just a gallon or so in a strategic turn could cause catastrophic damage.
KNOW the area you are running. Avoid places that can easily be blocked or stripped.

Destroy their vehicles
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tennis balls with black powder and match heads or percussion caps in them. Released from trunk area, or shot from a tater gun.

Run through the local section 8 government housing projects. The cops will most likely see a negro they would rather harrass.

Also stay where your car is suited best. Don't get into a highway chase with a Charger if you don't have the gearing or power. They can hit 150+ that I've seen. The Vicky's top out a little over 130ish, and the Impala's end up around 140 (for the s/c version).

Keep a cool head. Don't let fear or adrenaline take over. Treat it just like a track day, and don't get desperate.
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2010, 02:01:55 AM »

Do someone a favor and prop a sharpened, thick hollow steel tube against each passenger tire. Doesn't matter what size, since any plugged tire is considered unsafe for pursuit.


keep it on the track and you won't have a problem...

else know who your racing.

Else come to a knife fight with a bazooka, and laugh when you bus length them/  Laugh again when you Gumball 3000 any roadblocks they call in, because they can't remotely fathom how fast you are traveling.


I prefer the bumper-mounted caltraps and rear-facing droppable spike strip. Stop them from even getting your plates. Just make sure the spike strip has "air brakes" (flaps) and outrigger-like stabilizers to prefent flipping as it drops/skids. An accordian-like structure to double it's width when dropped will prevent the cop from swerving. Also remember that they can't P.I.T. your car above 45mph, that's considered deadly force. Use that to your advantage to get them closer for the drop.

And as JD mentioned, make sure it all dumps off your car when activated. The clamp system should be on the device's carrier, clamping into a stock hanger/hole/etc on your chassis. Break-away electrical connectors ftw. Leave nothing that will show as evidence on your car.



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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2010, 03:21:16 AM »

that car has been in service for 3-4years
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2010, 03:48:16 AM »

i always thought it would be fun to toss Molotovs behind you, just make sure they clear the back of the car....


 
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2010, 09:42:41 AM »

Welcome to 2005.  there is a Dodge Ram Viper truck thingy that roams around the VA Beach area and i hear they also have a Z06 vette for pusuits.  The truck they just primarily use for baiting races.


related note i am now on a quest to build an EMP.  Thank you Kelay.
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2010, 10:11:45 AM »

Toronto used to have 2 Supercharged Lt1 camaro's , oakville which is about 30 min west (rich ass suburb) has 2 white Volvo T5 cop cars.
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2010, 12:08:58 PM »

Toronto used to have 2 Supercharged Lt1 camaro's , oakville which is about 30 min west (rich ass suburb) has 2 white Volvo T5 cop cars.

The volvos scare me more than the camaros do.

slightly easier than the killswitch for the rear lights:  Turn off headlights, then hold the stalk in like you are just flashing your highbeams at some noob.  I'll probably still get around to putting in the rear light killswitch.  Shouldn't be too hard to interrupt the grounds for every light on the back of the car.

Tilting the front plate down a bit on a low car helps make it harder to read.

Also: backroads are your friend in a small nimble car.  I was bombing one of my favorite twisties, passed a cop going the opposite way while I was between 25-35mph over playing with another car.  I knew the road, didn't wait for the cop to turn around, and just outpaced the copcar for the 6 or so miles left on that road, then drove through a couple other jurisdictions and parked it in a garage.
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2010, 12:12:21 PM »

Don't forget to kill your brake lights   ;D
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2010, 02:06:01 PM »

related note i am now on a quest to build an EMP.  Thank you Kelay.

Yeah, one time exploding wire with nasty side effects to any nearby meat.  Might as well install a HERF gun in your trunk, if they are too far away to immobilize their vehicle you'll at least succeed in fucking with their radio, radar, and possibly dashcam.  Some hard wired video recorders are pretty resilient compared to RF devices, when the HERF gun isn't in close proximity.

Best bet is to put it in a carby vehicle. 

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« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2010, 02:07:38 PM »

Pull over like a white man and dont be a pussy.. If they catch you, your car is too slow.l
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2010, 04:12:27 PM »

Pull over like a white man and dont be a pussy.. If they catch you, your car is too slow.l
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I figure if you need to be using EMP, spike strips and caltrops you are running for more reasons than speeding.

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Someone once told me that after a couple hard pulls, make a left turn instead of a right turn. Then keep your speed for period of time until you are most definitely out of the search zone.
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2010, 04:34:43 PM »

It's odd that the police would use a subaru bordering on 6 yrs old , unless it was seized.
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2010, 08:20:45 PM »

It's odd that the police would use a subaru bordering on 6 yrs old , unless it was seized.
thats porbubly how they got it
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2010, 10:41:26 PM »

Dont think twice and just go...
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2010, 01:34:17 AM »

they've had one of those here in washington for a few years already...
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2010, 10:53:00 AM »

really glad they don't have any of those around here.  Something like that might actually allow the police to be able to drive in the snow at speeds over 15mph without crashing into stuff.
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2010, 11:24:22 AM »

they have a few sneeky ones over on the other side of the seattle pond. Ive seen wsp in jeep libertys, and a rsx that was riced out.
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« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2010, 04:25:33 PM »

car is registered to kitsap co. sheriffs
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2010, 01:20:53 PM »

i saw a Honda element in puyallup
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« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2010, 11:11:11 PM »

Pull over like a white man and dont be a pussy.. If they catch you, your car is too slow.l
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I figure if you need to be using EMP, spike strips and caltrops you are running for more reasons than speeding.


50+ km/h over the limit here is automatic license suspension for 30 days, immediate impounding of the vehicle for 10 days, and a min 5K fine, it's classified as street racing.

If I'm doing 50 over, I'm not gonna pull over.
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Re: fucking pigs are getting sneaky.
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2010, 11:15:32 PM »

Adam Hopkins went to Canada last month and has horror stories about the place.  He's supposed to make a thread about it.

Horrible place, breeds Rick P's and Brian MP5T's and Michael Boltons.  Disgusting.

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« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2010, 11:30:55 PM »

Adam Hopkins went to Canada last month and has horror stories about the place.  He's supposed to make a thread about it.

Horrible place, breeds Rick P's and Brian MP5T's and Michael Boltons.  Disgusting.

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« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2010, 12:47:25 AM »

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« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2010, 01:33:28 PM »

I wonder sometimes when i read people saying "Watch out i saw a cop in a Honda Pilot" if they really just saw a cop on his way to work.  not all of them are beat cops and not all drive the squad cars home.  Could just be a dude drivin to work in his shitbox.

Case in point guy down the road is a beat cop but also has a semi riced out Camaro ss.  Ive seen him in it in his Police uniform before.
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