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highroller54

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thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« on: July 17, 2010, 12:37:04 PM »
step 1 breakfast
step 2 buy new stainless pimp BBQ
step 3 drink beer
step 4 smash old lady flat

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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2010, 12:41:52 PM »
35 jeeez you're gonna need some viagra. Happy birfday!
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2010, 12:43:48 PM »
hope I make it that far life expectance of an idiot isnt that long
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2010, 12:52:49 PM »
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2010, 01:04:34 PM »
You old fart.

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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2010, 01:12:22 PM »
its gonna take a lotta time to smash er flat old man

but you make like a pickup and dent er ass  :-*
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2010, 01:13:12 PM »
OLD
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2010, 01:22:44 PM »
You got 5 years on me so Ima call you old too....
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2010, 03:06:42 PM »
30 is the new 20.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2010, 03:49:32 PM »
The current wednesday night bang buddy she's 21 called me old the other day as I spoke of great things that happened in the mid 90's.


I wont lie it stung a little,oh well.


Happy bday old man!
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2010, 04:34:03 PM »
Fuck off D-bag. And u know ur not getting any from the old lady :P
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2010, 05:02:22 PM »
happy bday old fuck
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2010, 05:06:01 PM »
you old ass mother fucker.  happy birthday
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2010, 05:10:45 PM »
omg
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2010, 05:37:47 PM »
OLD...  :P

Happy birthday hope you are having a good one.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2010, 05:47:13 PM »
Damn Chad, that is at least half way dead.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2010, 05:52:30 PM »
Im right behind you Chad. Happy Bday.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2010, 05:54:21 PM »
good job denty ass
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2010, 11:16:37 PM »
Happy brithday you old fuck.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2010, 11:59:09 PM »
Damn is everyone old as fuck on here.

Happy birthday old balls.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2010, 01:49:12 AM »
Quote from: 88dx on July 17, 2010, 04:34:03 PM
Fuck off D-bag. And u know ur not getting any from the old lady :P

Jinxed me  >:(
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2010, 01:56:34 AM »
hahaha  :noel:
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2010, 03:24:02 AM »
Quote from: highroller54 on July 18, 2010, 01:49:12 AM
Quote from: 88dx on July 17, 2010, 04:34:03 PM
Fuck off D-bag. And u know ur not getting any from the old lady :P

Jinxed me  >:(

Damn that really sucks bro, I honestly feel bad for ya on that one.  We all know its only a matter of time before you cheat on her... With some hookers, strippers, and prostitutes.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2010, 10:10:56 AM »
would that really be so bad?
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2010, 01:01:48 PM »
Quote from: highroller54 on July 18, 2010, 10:10:56 AM
would that really be so bad?

No, its the American way.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2010, 01:52:19 PM »
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on July 18, 2010, 01:01:48 PM
Quote from: highroller54 on July 18, 2010, 10:10:56 AM
would that really be so bad?

No, its the American way.
The aids infested ones.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2010, 02:12:03 PM »
Happy b-day dude. My wife and I share the same birthday and neither of us got lucky this year(June 19). I hope your luck is better than mine.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2010, 07:53:44 PM »
congratz making it so far.  any advice for those of us about to break into the 30's?  my 20's have been far better then the teens.
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2010, 12:17:01 AM »
Quote from: SiFlyBy on July 18, 2010, 02:12:03 PM
Happy b-day dude. My wife and I share the same birthday and neither of us got lucky this year(June 19). I hope your luck is better than mine.

That makes three of us on June 19
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Re: thirty mother fucking five today bitches
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2010, 04:07:06 AM »
Id like some advice on how to cheat on your wife and get away with it. So when i get there im already prepared and have learned my skillz from the canadian pro.
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