Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius ! )
Today we salute you, Mr. amateur pikes peak ATV racer
(Mr. amateur pikes peak ATV racer ! )
Anyone can tackle the 12 point 4-2 miles in a heavily sponsored and modified purpose built extreme machine, but you choose to race it in a 14 thousand dollar ATV.
(Hit the gas!)
Perched on the precipice of a shear cliff while experienced professionals watch you crush the course time for bicycles, you maneuver your hooptie to glory.
(I said hit the gas!)
Like the kids riding sheep before the real rodeo, you have the heart of a champion, and helmet to prove it.
(I think I shaaaaat! on that last turn.)
The women, the fame, the money, none of that will be yours. But that pride you feel will last forever.
(are you not entertained!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, ATV master, because size doesn’t matter when YOU, tackle the mountain.
(Mr. amateur pikes peak ATV racer)