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[keelay]

Val and I got hitched today. Ceremony was nice, and everything went perfect. Semi-fomal, and casual everything. Very light mood, and just went great. Pics to come later

[crttaz]

did you bang her yet??


WTF you posting here then?

[BoostedSchemes]

If am a ever retarded enough to get hitched (2x) I would either drink myself to death at my wedding or die trying.

[keelay]

Nah man. I got married the first time for all the wrong reasons. She got preggo, and that was it. I really love this girl and trust her with my life. She feels the same. She a wonderful woman, and I am damn lucky to have her.

[Hotrodlincoln]

"If girls are bein' nice to ya, they usually have an angle." - Wally Cleaver

[colt45]

"If girls are bein' nice to ya, they usually have an angle." - Wally Cleaver

truth

[LS1pwNzJ00]

"If girls are bein' nice to ya, they usually have an angle." - Wally Cleaver

truth

True, but hopefully your dick will have a better angle while you stab their guts from the back.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Or into next month as your peniswhistle"ching chong meow" will never do.......... 

I fuck almost as many bitches as the amount of guys your ex wife cheated on you with due to your penal dwarfism.  poor poor snitchnigger, feel pity for such a stinky piece of fecal matter.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

well that may very well be all lies and bullshit, but you are still a snitchnigger.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

thanks to whoever handled that stupid faggot. 


On with the wedding pictures!!!  Did you make any money? how much did it cost you?

[keelay]

thanks to whoever handled that stupid faggot. 

On with the wedding pictures!!!  Did you make any money? how much did it cost you?

Be late tomorrow, gonna round all of them up from all the family before uploading to avoid having tons of the same shit.
Cost us nothing, and made about 2500. But all of that is going to get my license back, and start the attorney, and selling the black sentra will pay the rest of the attorney. Got a game plan, just time to wait it out. Everything SHOULD fall into place from here.

[keelay]

I need to just go away.

You think its a joke and harrassment. Everyone else finds you just an annoying, pointless, waste of thread space. Seriously. I guess it's just me, but when I'm not wanted somewhere, I will leave. What are you getting from being here? No one really so much acknowledges anything you post, much less replies to you.
  Is your life that sad and worthless that you look forward to annoying people on the internet? I would be heavily considering an hero if I were in your shoes. I've rarely said and thoroughly meant what I'm about to say to you. You are a worthless person. You stab people in the back, while hiding behind the distance the internet puts between you and the people you attack ever so cowardly. What you did to spiker, should have gotten your ass beaten. I know if you'd done some shit like that with me, and I had the money at the time, I'd have flown my ass to your house and beat you within an inch of your life. Your going to piss off the wrong person one day, and probably not survive. You shit in every thread you enter, and no one here even so much as likes you.
  Here's a protip for you. Go away. Reinvent your entire personality, then come back with a new screen name. Then never mention who you are. Or just accept a COD delivery for a rope I'll send you.
 
Someone reset his post count, again, just to drive the point home. Screencap me proof of doing so, and I'll paypal you $5. Or I'll double it for an I.P. ban


























































Oh yea, fuck you.

[Joseph Davis]

I need to just go away.

You think its a joke and harrassment. Everyone else finds you just an annoying, pointless, waste of thread space. Seriously. I guess it's just me, but when I'm not wanted somewhere, I will leave. What are you getting from being here? No one really so much acknowledges anything you post, much less replies to you.
  Is your life that sad and worthless that you look forward to annoying people on the internet? I would be heavily considering an hero if I were in your shoes. I've rarely said and thoroughly meant what I'm about to say to you. You are a worthless person. You stab people in the back, while hiding behind the distance the internet puts between you and the people you attack ever so cowardly. What you did to spiker, should have gotten your ass beaten. I know if you'd done some shit like that with me, and I had the money at the time, I'd have flown my ass to your house and beat you within an inch of your life. Your going to piss off the wrong person one day, and probably not survive. You shit in every thread you enter, and no one here even so much as likes you.
  Here's a protip for you. Go away. Reinvent your entire personality, then come back with a new screen name. Then never mention who you are. Or just accept a COD delivery for a rope I'll send you.
 
Someone reset his post count, again, just to drive the point home. Screencap me proof of doing so, and I'll paypal you $5. Or I'll double it for an I.P. ban


























































Oh yea, fuck you.

[HiProfile]

Yesterday was indeed a great day. We buried my grandpa.

[BoostedSchemes]

In what? is he ok?

[SDRAWKCAB]

I got wicked fucking drunk last night was dressed like a fire man stripper and passed out on a tile floor...My back hurts.

You just gave you girl friend the ring of weight gain and half your shit.
Prepare yourself for the repercussions for you will soon be a fatty fucker.

but In all sincerity
Congratulations for being able to make that kind of commitment with someone you truly love.

Dammit JD I got all gay again help me with your healing magical powers.

I really do think im going a bit crazy, but since I think that, im not crazy because I know.
You Know? well obviously you don't know, you have no idea whatsoever.
You know nothing about me. What the hell have I been doing all this time If I don't even exist!

I need to stop drinking so much monster.

[Robb]

Congrats on getting hitched. 

Half of everything doesnt bother me.  If I ever lose my turn, all she'll get is a bunch of broken cars with a cumulative value of $1500.

[crxvtec91]

Congrats on getting hitched. 

Half of everything doesnt bother me.  If I ever lose my turn, all she'll get is a bunch of broken cars with a cumulative value of $1500.

Damn thats smart ahahahah

[keelay]

Congrats on getting hitched. 

Half of everything doesnt bother me.  If I ever lose my turn, all she'll get is a bunch of broken cars with a cumulative value of $1500.

you've got the right mindset

[Stealthmode]

Where's the pics of this pig?  ;D

[keelay]

[keelay]

Start the M.S. Paint violations NOW!

[LS1pwNzJ00]

nice, she has some nice guns, cans, gazungas, tihtays, chichi's, melons, milk bags, etc etc.  lucky you.

[j.h.christ]

you look like timothy olyphant's retarded younger brother

[colt45]

just look at his pupils... true story

[keelay]

HA, I had to go back to the original and look at my pupils, you had me worried I was busted, lol
John, how do I look retarded? But that's not the first time I've heard that reference to similarity. My wife also says it, along with my attitude coinciding with most of his roles. I KINDA see it, but you saying it makes me think/worry.
  Also, thanks guys, she's a great chick for real, and I'm lucky I got that snatch on lock

[colt45]

in anycase, good luck buddy. 

[Val]

Thanks guys. The magic of a good bra is priceless

[keelay]

Also, the offer still stands. $10 to whoever ip bans snitchnigger

[Stealthmode]

She looks a tad jewish, but still well within the completely sober tickle butt limit, so I congratulate you!!