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Jewsef Dreyfus
« on: August 30, 2010, 02:03:18 PM »




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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2010, 03:56:40 PM »

your dog looks like it caught something from you fucking it too much
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2010, 03:58:09 PM »

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Stevie and his sister, Whitney, were found dumped along the side of the road.
Whitney has been adopted but Stevie still needs a home.

We first noticed when they came to us that they had injuries. Both puppies had
some gashes on them but Whitney clearly had one on her head. What we noticed
about Stevie is that his skull is deformed. We do not know if this was human harm
or something else, but considering that they were dumped, unwanted on the side
of the road says something.

Stevie is partially blind. This could be due to the head injuries he has suffered.
Regardless, is he a friendly, playful puppy and loves attention. He responds
quickly to sounds, so talk to him. He will follow you or other animals around by
the noise made. He learns his surroundings quickly and once he does he acts just
like any puppy. He plays with the other dogs in his foster home and runs around
just like any puppy would. He is just a more cautious runner. He is crated when
left alone and at night. He uses the dog door at his foster home and has had very
few accidents in the house. Stevie needs a fenced yard at his forever home.

Stevie needs a new home where he will be given the love and care that he deserves.
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ADOPTED!!!

http://www.hcpap.com/OURDOGS.html
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2010, 04:14:54 PM »

Youre proud of raping an injured animal? sick fuck
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2010, 05:45:09 PM »

More hair on that dog's head than I've ever seen on a Jewsef.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2010, 08:16:39 PM »

your dog looks like it caught something from you fucking it too much

comrade yuriy is very observant.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2010, 01:19:22 AM »



That dog aint got nothing on this. He is just a kitten he is a slightly bread down bobcat that i adopted 4 months ago he is they say about 8 months old and 22lbs eats 3/4lb of dry cat food mixed with 1/4lb of raw meat weather it be steak or chicken a day also loves dog treats and i found out last week doughnuts.

Btw thought that is a cool dog do you have pics to see what his whole coat looks like?
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2010, 01:26:13 AM »



That dog aint got nothing on this. He is just a kitten he is a slightly bread down bobcat that i adopted 4 months ago he is they say about 8 months old and 22lbs eats 3/4lb of dry cat food mixed with 1/4lb of raw meat weather it be steak or chicken a day also loves dog treats and i found out last week doughnuts.

Btw thought that is a cool dog do you have pics to see what his whole coat looks like?

I want that cat.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2010, 01:37:28 AM »

No you dont he is a dick except to me and eats wayyy to much not to mention the vet wont declaw him and his claws are over 1/2" long here is another pic btw that couch arm is pry a foot in dia.



mean looking sob aint he?

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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2010, 01:48:41 AM »

My dog will kill your cat and Staley Dan's dog.

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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2010, 01:53:22 AM »

i am calling bs on that shit my cat decided he wanted to bring home a dead coyote pup last week and leave it on the back deck freaked the shit out of me because now there is going to be yotes in my back yard and i am sure your dog will yelp in retreat the first time one of those paws go across his face. 
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2010, 02:11:49 AM »

I want kill all cat dog in thread! make good jouk jow soup vely gud yooh lyke!
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2010, 02:57:32 AM »

No you dont he is a dick except to me and eats wayyy to much not to mention the vet wont declaw him and his claws are over 1/2" long here is another pic btw that couch arm is pry a foot in dia.



mean looking sob aint he?



Do want.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2010, 05:21:59 AM »

The cat sounds awesome. I have always wanted a 30-40lb cat
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2010, 07:36:58 AM »

My dog will kill your cat and Staley Dan's dog.



My dog will eat all of yours, just because she's hungry lol My dog follow an American diet.


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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2010, 07:59:03 AM »

My buddy has a Maine Coon.. coolest cat ever.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2010, 10:00:11 AM »

I have to big male cats with bad attitudes to. My fried brought his shepperd over one day and he ran at my black cat and the cat beet the shit out of that dog, I kinda felt bad. He didn't stop untill I pushed him into the house with a rake  :P
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2010, 10:17:33 AM »

My buddy has a Maine Coon.. coolest cat ever.

yeah he is apparently a mix between a coon cat and a bobcat in what ratio i am not sure he has coon cat marking but bob cat like ears he also has a tail but his face is also very bobcat like
I have to big male cats with bad attitudes to. My fried brought his shepperd over one day and he ran at my black cat and the cat beet the shit out of that dog, I kinda felt bad. He didn't stop untill I pushed him into the house with a rake  :P

thats some funny shit  :yes:
 
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2010, 11:15:52 AM »

many years ago my dad friend has a canadian lynx that was declawed, i walked into his garage and it jumped on my ass and took me out. it was the size of a lab, paw were probably bigger.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2010, 11:51:45 AM »

Cats are not better fighters or anything... they just care way too much about being cruel.  To a dog everything is fun.  To a cat everything is mean.. and fun.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2010, 12:06:32 PM »

many years ago my dad friend has a canadian lynx that was declawed, i walked into his garage and it jumped on my ass and took me out. it was the size of a lab, paw were probably bigger.

that is why i want to get him declawed he took a swat at me when i first got him and fucker drew blood not like a scratch more like i have scars on my arm now. But at the same time he likes to go out side so idk i just dont want him to kill too many things
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2010, 12:25:52 PM »

dont declaw him, If he can kick your ass you need to toughen up, dont take him down to your girly man level.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2010, 12:58:48 PM »

dont declaw him, If he can kick your ass you need to toughen up, dont take him down to your girly man level.

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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2010, 01:43:48 PM »

Cats suck.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2010, 01:52:52 PM »

My cat kills baby bunnys.....   and eats em...  Well most of them..

I'm always finding half eatten field mice in my back yard....   He has also brought birds in the house....

He is not fast enough to catch a seagull yet...  He trys!
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2010, 06:35:26 PM »

my dog chases helicopters! sup now?!?!?

seriously though, idk wtf his problem is, once he hears it, he'll run around and around the outside of the house barking until the choppers gone. lol
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2010, 06:40:32 PM »

Our 7 month old lab watches jets up in the air.. seriously.  You can't hear them, but he follows them across the sky.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2010, 09:28:56 PM »

Our 7 month old lab watches jets up in the air.. seriously.  You can't hear them, but he follows them across the sky.

My friends yellow lab barks at the jets and jetstreams.
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2010, 11:30:09 PM »

you guys been smoking too much weed around these dogs
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Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2010, 12:13:16 AM »

I want a bush dog.  Their small, and awesome!





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