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crxwolski

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Noob Noob Noob
« on: September 11, 2010, 11:14:35 PM »
Whats up. Name is Jeff. I live in Lake In The Hills, IL. I have been in the honda world for about 4 years now. The main reason I went with Honda was because I love seeing 4 bangers beating up on V8's and still getting good gas mileage.
Here are some pics of my shit box.






And this where she stands today.

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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2010, 11:16:51 PM »
YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2010, 11:25:54 PM »
Too bad you forgot the most important thing.
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2010, 11:27:26 PM »
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2010, 11:46:58 PM »
FAG
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2010, 11:56:09 PM »
Where are the boobies, and the turbo? Why are you here?  This is not realhomemadefaggotshitboxn/a.com
 Oh yea, check the forced induction section for FREE turbo kits.
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2010, 12:07:47 AM »
there is a 42% chance i know this guy. Let me just ask this jeff guy if Jeremy's shop is still where Ape used to be? cause if you have been in the game for 4 years you know where i am talking about. You may even know me based on cars turbo red ef,yellow da and turbo grey da?
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2010, 12:37:14 AM »
Wednesday is so far away...

The only thing you have going for you is the CRX.
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2010, 01:32:52 AM »
as i scrolled down i kept thinking in my head, "please let this be a good noob post, its starting out decently..... aw fuck nope"
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2010, 02:06:53 AM »
Someone should hang this guys family in front of their church group.
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2010, 02:51:36 AM »
Quote from: crxwolski on September 11, 2010, 11:14:35 PM

And this where she stands today.



Does anyone else see the xenon box and the next to his car looks like WideBody has a friend

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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2010, 02:54:20 AM »
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PORN YOU CUNT
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2010, 03:02:44 AM »
fail at life. kill yourself.
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2010, 03:35:29 AM »
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2010, 03:48:39 AM »
what is so fuckin hard at making a proper noob post...i just dont get it, fail after fail after fail....... eat a bowl of dicks homo
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2010, 02:43:28 PM »
Holy fuck balls. We ask for one fucking thing and you cannot produce...... You fucking fail at life
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fucking box started smoking and i saw a flame start up so i grabbed a bucket of water and splashed it on the breaker box.. nbspnbsp BIG FUCKING MISTAKE

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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2010, 04:17:49 PM »
Maybe his boyfriend doesn't allow him to look at porn.   :o
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2010, 05:21:17 PM »
Quote from: DasPoop on September 12, 2010, 02:51:36 AM
Quote from: crxwolski on September 11, 2010, 11:14:35 PM

And this where she stands today.



Does anyone else see the xenon box and the next to his car looks like WideBody has a friend



I don't see any "grape" parts..

Jeremy was at the shop in Ohio while I was getting slicks mounted.
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2010, 06:24:16 PM »
Jeremy has a shop in ohio? wow still fucking around with trying to get the k series ef to run right?
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2010, 08:29:25 PM »
Quote from: DasPoop on September 12, 2010, 06:24:16 PM
Jeremy has a shop in ohio? wow still fucking around with trying to get the k series ef to run right?

He was at A shop in Ohio, not HIS shop. The shop where he was at is 4.8 miles from me.
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2010, 09:22:59 PM »
yeah he is kinda a db if you ask me i mean i haven given him shit he has helped me out with a few things cruised a few times to the city but eh
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2010, 07:56:22 PM »
I hope you like red heads ;D




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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2010, 09:02:35 PM »
carpet dont match the drapes but GOD DAM  :yes:
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2010, 10:47:08 PM »
Quote from: Atticus on September 14, 2010, 09:02:35 PM
carpet dont match the drapes but GOD DAM  :yes:

when her hair isn't dyed BRIGHT RED, the carpet does match.
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2010, 11:08:59 PM »
my gf matches haha mmmm can you say carrot down under
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Re: Noob Noob Noob
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2010, 11:15:26 PM »
i hate ghosty pastey pale ass no soul havin fire crotch red head bitchezz, but all the round-eyes around here love em.
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