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Will you participate?

Yes.
No.
I drink only delicious Black Boss Porter.
Sorry, I'm saving up to buy a strap on so I can maybe get a date with a girl.  Maybe.
I'll drink anything to warm me up while milling around randomly at the OWS protest as long as I don't pay for it.
Chuck will be drinking the finest Amarones while building the Super Slappynuts Seven.
Wait, isn't November dedicated to neckbearded Canadians?
FUCK YOU

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Joseph Davis

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Red Wine November
« on: October 29, 2011, 06:49:11 PM »
Proceed.
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2011, 07:17:35 PM »
This poll is flawed.

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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2011, 08:06:02 PM »
I only do dessert wines, like moscato d'asti

cliffs: fuck you
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Joseph Davis

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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2011, 08:41:05 PM »
So you only drink sweet, fizzy beverages.  Like Zima.

Unsurprising.
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2011, 08:46:59 PM »
Quote from: snm95ls on October 29, 2011, 07:17:35 PM
This poll is flawed.


what happened to to no shave novemeber?/
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2011, 09:51:30 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 29, 2011, 08:41:05 PM
So you only drink sweet, fizzy beverages.  Like Zima.

Unsurprising.
Never had Zima but if I'm going to drink something for chicks it will at least taste good.
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2011, 09:52:31 PM »
You Sir, are getting worse at polls with age.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2011, 10:36:14 PM by Cake Beater »
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2011, 09:56:28 PM »
Quote from: sewell94 on October 29, 2011, 08:46:59 PM
Quote from: snm95ls on October 29, 2011, 07:17:35 PM
This poll is flawed.


what happened to to no shave novemeber?/

I think it is covered by neckbearded Canadians.

I may try it again this year.  I doubt I make it past 3 days.

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Joseph Davis

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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2011, 09:58:40 PM »
Quote from: jabberwock on October 29, 2011, 09:51:30 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 29, 2011, 08:41:05 PM
So you only drink sweet, fizzy beverages.  Like Zima.

Unsurprising.
Never had Zima but if I'm going to drink something for chicks it will at least taste good.

You + Zima + grenadine is a match made in heaven.


Quote from: Cake Beater on October 29, 2011, 09:52:31 PM
You Sir, are getting worst at polls with age.

You Sir, are still half black no matter that the age.  Do you have a rebuttal for this?


Quote from: snm95ls on October 29, 2011, 09:56:28 PM
Quote from: sewell94 on October 29, 2011, 08:46:59 PM
Quote from: snm95ls on October 29, 2011, 07:17:35 PM
This poll is flawed.


what happened to to no shave novemeber?/

I think it is covered by neckbearded Canadians.

I may try it again this year.  I doubt I make it past 3 days.



Real men have beards in summer.  Red Wine November is about shedding the pre-winter pounds so that you don't get fat in the cold months, so that you might tap 18-19 year old girls well into your 60s.  FUCK a neckbeard.
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2011, 10:11:03 PM »
:lol:

I don't really need to look any more link Santa Clause.

I can't fucking stand the way my face feels when I try to let my facial hari grow out.

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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2011, 10:14:03 PM »
Quote from: snm95ls on October 29, 2011, 10:11:03 PM

I don't really need to look any more link Santa Clause.

What you're saying is you are fat, florid, and jolly?
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2011, 10:17:19 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 29, 2011, 10:14:03 PM
Quote from: snm95ls on October 29, 2011, 10:11:03 PM

I don't really need to look any more link Santa Clause.

What you're saying is you are fat, florid, and jolly?

Well, the fat part is true.  Only florid in the summer.

Add in the white hair.

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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2011, 10:19:24 PM »
Premature, or are you looking for the future ex-Mrs. Klaus?
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2011, 10:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 29, 2011, 10:19:24 PM
Premature, or are you looking for the future ex-Mrs. Klaus?

LOLWUT?

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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2011, 10:22:34 PM »
You fucking heard me.  I did not stutter.
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2011, 10:25:10 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 29, 2011, 10:22:34 PM
You fucking heard me.  I did not stutter.

I don't understand the question.

 :P

The white hair part is one of the many "gifts" of albinism.

 :-\
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2011, 10:27:57 PM »
Wait a second, people have been giving me shit for being bald "I thought you'd have less hair than you do" for the last seventy years and the whole time nobody's given you one ounce of shit for looking like Santa?

The world is not fucking fair.   >:(
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2011, 10:30:20 PM »
Don't be jelly that I have a full head of hair.

 :P

Oh, I have been given my fair share of shit.  lol.


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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2011, 09:07:20 AM »
I was in Rome for 2 weeks and I drank red wine every single day. Sometime a full bottle, sometime just a glass. So for me it was an Red wine October :P

At 2.50Euro a bottle, you can drink quite a lot  ;DDD Go in Italy for 2 weeks and you'll learn to say "vino rosso per favore"

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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2011, 10:48:05 AM »
Alas this neckbearded Canadian, will not be participating in any no shave events. I have to go to work, and the breathing apparatus in case of H2S doesn't seal too well around the beard.  :(
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2011, 01:57:22 PM »
Quote from: dvst8r on October 30, 2011, 10:48:05 AM
Alas this neckbearded Canadian, will not be participating in any no shave events. I have to go to work, and the breathing apparatus in case of H2S doesn't seal too well around the beard.  :(

shave only where the mask covers...
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2011, 02:22:09 PM »
Quote from: mrgreengenes on October 30, 2011, 01:57:22 PM
Quote from: dvst8r on October 30, 2011, 10:48:05 AM
Alas this neckbearded Canadian, will not be participating in any no shave events. I have to go to work, and the breathing apparatus in case of H2S doesn't seal too well around the beard.  :(

shave only where the mask covers...

That would be an interesting picture.  :noel:
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2011, 02:40:03 PM »
Quote from: mrgreengenes on October 30, 2011, 01:57:22 PM
Quote from: dvst8r on October 30, 2011, 10:48:05 AM
Alas this neckbearded Canadian, will not be participating in any no shave events. I have to go to work, and the breathing apparatus in case of H2S doesn't seal too well around the beard.  :(

shave only where the mask covers...

That is what I am doing, it will just some short side burns...

The mask:
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2011, 08:14:32 PM »
Got a bottle tonight:


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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2011, 11:23:35 AM »
Jeff spec. red wine should be used this month for this.  :noel:
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2011, 12:07:40 PM »
Quote from: 92CXyD on October 31, 2011, 11:23:35 AM
Jeff spec. red wine should be used this month for this.  :noel:

Since this is not an option i have to fall back on

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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2011, 03:18:54 PM »
Quote from: 97Econobox on October 31, 2011, 12:07:40 PM


Since this is not an option i have to fall back on

JDSAP

Quoted for truth.

So does this mean Vodka December??
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2011, 07:36:44 AM »
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2011, 10:36:13 AM »
this is the second or third heart JD has tossed around today.  Hes a little more lovey dovey than usual.

Did someone get a late night visit from buck and now you have that afterglow with you all day today?
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Re: Red Wine November
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2011, 10:56:58 AM »
JD here is your theme for this:

UB40 - Red Red Wine
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