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Re: Creationist LOL!
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2011, 10:19:07 PM »

Well that is a well laid out argument.

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« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2011, 10:56:29 PM »

I am by no means an intelligent person, I used to go to church and have a strong faith in organized religion. As I got older and began to form my own thoughts I came to realize that organized religion is a sham to control the weak minded and Tom Cruise is our 1 true god.

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« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2011, 11:00:10 PM »

yes carbon dating is not accurate for time older than 60k years, not enough carbon isotope left, blah blah

However, there are numerous methods of dating, not going into everyone of them. ex. tree ring dating goes past the 6000 year range, to about 12k, yea thats the one where you count the rings and use over lap of ring characteristics between trees to get a timeline. But I guess that logic is just a weee bit too hard to understand for the bible belt

Still unsure of troll with that website, seems a little too involved though

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« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2011, 11:02:48 PM »

Burn the bitches! I mean, witches...

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« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2011, 11:09:03 PM »

god almighty just spoke to my soul and said that dinosaurs existed millions and millions of years ago.

LOL like I believe you.  Put it in a book that also includes contradictions against your claim, and then we'll talk...

It's funny because I had exactly the same discussion about god and religions today with a friend of mine at work.

He said the rules in the religions are what's keep people to no kill each other and that religions are needed.

People like that are the reason I love the quote, "Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you are told; religion is doing what you are told regardless of what is right."  It always gives me a chuckle when people assume you're an immoral, evil being simply for not believing in god.  But then again, they're typically the type that cannot think for themselves and may truly need someone to tell them that killing someone is bad, m'kay?

Interesting compilation of information: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/eghgd/why_there_is_no_god_quick_responses_to_some/

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Atheism is correlated with better science education, higher intelligence, lower poverty rates, higher literacy rates, higher average incomes, lower divorce rates, lower teen pregnancy rates, lower STD infection rates, lower crime rates and lower homicide rates.

I stick to my idea that churches are a business and the more people they can convince to "need" them, the more money they get.

+1

I'm poor right now, I think i'm gonna make a new church. Profit.

That's what Hubbard did with Scientology.

Check out Selling God on Netflix.  I don't remember the specifics, but it compares religion to the basics of business: provide a need (if you want to go to heaven...), create a sense of urgency (he can come back any day), etc...


people are inherently gullible. anyone who professes to know where we came from is a fucking piece of shit. anybody who PROSELYTIZES should be strung up and left to twist in the motherfucking wind.

think that just about covers it.

I concur.  To be fair, most people that don't believe in religion aren't usually foolish enough to claim they KNOW he doesn't exist.  Most religious people KNOW god exists, because, well, they just know.
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Re: Creationist LOL!
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2011, 12:00:20 AM »

Jorsher, you are spot-on in a "real world" sense. 

I myself was raised to believe in god, love god, love my family and neighbors.

I got older.   I see the world for what it is and the logic in it, even the illogic of the quantum level.

I then see the formations of religion....
For instance Catholic:  for control of the masses.  This is a very solid opinion.  I don't argue over opinions. 

Which leads me to another point:
If you are raised and around people that are racist against (ethnic person) you stand a very reasonable chance that you yourself will be that way.    This is how people are.


Now apply that to the simple and PROVEN TRUTH that the people living then were very very stupid.  Lacking all but basic social, cultivating and math skills.  Yet they all beyond a reasonable doubt believed in a creator.

What about Pluto... Do you still believe it to be a planet?   How long did we hold onto that crazy ideal that a huge asteroid is a planet?  Cause someone high up in that field said so.  And it spread.

How many people still this day say "It's still a planet".  More than I care to say.   

Completely dismissing the possibility of god not exiting is retarded, and you are a fool if you are closed minded to such a wide spread subject.   

I myself still believe in "God" as defined as a higher power or level of being, but I by far am not a actively overly religious person.

Being raised Mormon left me with this:

Treat others as you wish to be treated.  I.E be nice
Love everyone as if they were family (ultimately superceeds the above line)
Love god, and be thankful for someone that once upon a time wished the world would change and people could get along.

I haven't gone to church for 12 years.

I worship no crosses or bs. I just live life, try to stay happy, and most of all,

Be sure what information I believe and trust.  And the informations source is of a great deal of importance.

So is the quality of my marijuana and cigarettes.
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« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2011, 12:08:14 AM »

For sure.  I wouldn't claim that god doesn't exist, but I don't believe one does.  This sums it up, from the reddit link above:

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." — Anonymous and "We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." - Gene Roddenberry

I'm a good damned person.  An asshole at times, but I don't intentionally fuck people over, and if I ever do by accident -- I do what's possible to amend it.  I don't need religion to have ethics.

I have a very religious coworker.  He's going off to some theology school sometime in the near future and is already preaching to a congregation.  One day, him and some others were discussing some news article about atheists and he said something that earned him massive respect from me.  Something to the effect of, "atheists could be right, neither side is proven, I just choose to believe in god."

My stance is the exact same, just on the other side of the fence.
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« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2011, 12:24:35 AM »

If you want to believe in a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG, then go right ahead.  A guy that created Adam and Eve, knowing that they would introduce sin (he is all-knowing!), purposefully sending his son down here knowing we would kill him, which in turn condemned all future generations to hell (I assume you support paying reparations to ancestors of slaves), then revived him anyway.  A guy that created all life, including the parasites and diseases killing us every day.  A guy that was keen on performing miracles back when the bible was written, but today decides it's not worth the effort.  A guy that gives us all free will (which can't truly exist if he has a plan for all of us) to form our own opinions, then is happy with condemning people to hell for eternity for using LOGIC to believe something that actually has EVIDENCE to support it.  If god wants us to believe he exists, why doesn't he just exist?  A god that will send a mass-murderer to heaven if he just has faith, yet will condemn an entirely moral productive person to an eternity in hell for not believing.  A guy that will condemn billions to hell simply for believing in a different god that has an equal amount of supporting evidence (aka none).  He really sounds like a stand-up kind of guy!

You forgot about God giving AIDS to kids in Africa...

If he "loves" us so much why would he allow hell to exist?.... there are more logical loopholes in Christianity than there are missing links in evolution. 

That said, I think that religion is a great business plan!  Make people fear the wrath of god and convince them to give up their money so they can feel safe, AWESOME!
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« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2011, 12:30:47 AM »

there are more logical loopholes in Christianity than there are missing links in evolution. 

Well-played, +1, like
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« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2011, 12:32:41 AM »

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« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2011, 12:50:51 AM »

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« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2011, 01:17:34 AM »

econobox's posts smell like troll.
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« Reply #43 on: December 02, 2011, 01:31:20 AM »

Back in the day when some guys were coming up with all the religions that still exist today, science didnt exist in its great capacity like it does now.  Writings and ideas created 2000+ years ago are formed for generally uneducated minds.  Its different these days thanks to science gaining ground.

The Christian church was pissed that scientists claimed the earth revolved around the sun, not everything revoled around the earth.  People were jailed and/or executed for saying that shit.  Now look what happened  ::)
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« Reply #44 on: December 02, 2011, 02:13:10 AM »

So, you think there is some magical being that hovers over the earth watching every second of what every person does?

Moron. Why?

GOD knows everything that ever was, is and will be. He created everything.














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« Reply #45 on: December 02, 2011, 02:24:39 AM »

That said, religions are like peniswhistles.

They're okay to have, but don't whip them out in public, and don't try to shove them down my kid's throats.
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« Reply #46 on: December 02, 2011, 02:43:24 AM »

Back in the day when some guys were coming up with all the religions that still exist today, science didnt exist in its great capacity like it does now.  Writings and ideas created 2000+ years ago are formed for generally uneducated minds.  Its different these days thanks to science gaining ground.

So, your saying that today's population is...... Educated?   ::)
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« Reply #51 on: December 02, 2011, 04:09:06 PM »

Look up the argument of natural selection.  If you can find a fault in the logic let me know.  It's the basis for evolution. 

And we didnt evolve from apes.. We are apes.  We have evolved alongside the other apes and everything else in the universe.  Everything in existence is equally evolved, some just have evolved differently or more dramatically over the years.  Adaptation happens.  Deal with it.
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« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2011, 04:41:38 PM »


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Kla-BcN8u8Q#t=27s

I was think this when I first saw this thread.  :noel:

Here is the pdf on that: http://zeitgeistmovie.com/Zeitgeist,%20The%20Movie-%20Companion%20Guide%20PDF.pdf

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« Reply #53 on: December 02, 2011, 09:05:57 PM »

Wabberjock has demonstrated his intellectual might, and this thread strains under the weight of it.

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« Reply #54 on: December 02, 2011, 10:34:57 PM »

Look up the argument of natural selection.  If you can find a fault in the logic let me know.  It's the basis for evolution.

Faith and logic are mutually exclusive.
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« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2011, 03:21:08 AM »

i have faith in natural selection :P
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« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2011, 07:38:28 AM »

I wish the world would let natural selection run it's course a little more. Remove a few speed limits, remove a few handrails, stop painting curbs yellow, etc. the world has gotten stupid cause they have gotten used to other people thinking for them. "caution, hot coffee" no shit it's hot. If it was handed to me cold I would be pissed.
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« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2011, 02:39:12 PM »

Wabberjock has demonstrated his intellectual might, and this thread strains under the weight of it.
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« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2011, 05:43:37 PM »

"caution, hot coffee" no shit it's hot. If it was handed to me cold I would be pissed.

To be fair, mcdonald's iced coffee is fucking delicious.  Especially the hazelnut one.
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« Reply #59 on: December 04, 2011, 06:44:25 PM »



Ignoring the fact that the idea we cannot synthetically create life is completely false (thanks Google).  Complex biological processes do not prove god exists any more than they prove OCZC exists.  Using something that we can't explain or recreate (although in the case of life, we can recreate and explain it) is never evidence of god.  Don't forget humans used to believe the earth was flat, the center of the universe, the sun was a god, etc -- and a lot of that shit was believed around the time the stupid bible was written.

A soul?  If a soul truly existed, neurological disorders would be nonexistent.  A soul is this magical "thing" that just exists in side of you and was gifted by god.  It shouldn't be effected by the physical realm, yet it is.  In reality, your brain is just an immensely complex chemical reaction that we haven't completely figured out, but there is a lot of progress being made.  Sorry, but you have no soul, you're "soul" is just the state of your brain and a product of your environment and experiences.



The problem with matter in general is that we have no way what so ever to know of any intrinsic properties of the matter. This is the problem with consciousness and "souls". You can assume that the brain is nothing more than a lot of different external chemical reactions, but to explain the experience of the aboutness of consciousness (something that exists internally within matter) you need something other than an outward physical description of the matter itself.
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