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99Legacy99

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Newbie post
« on: December 13, 2011, 12:57:53 AM »
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law.

That's in the terms of agreement. One of the site mods should change that. Cause its bullshit, and im going to break every fucking one of those in this fucking post.






























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Now that that's over with. I have a 1999 Subaru Legacy Outback Limited. Dont have a build thread because my car isnt built. Nuff bout that. Nuff bout me, not that yall care. Yall are more interested in the porn above. If you want more bout me say so. Otherwise thats it for now till I have more to post about me.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2011, 01:25:29 AM »
good intro post MOTHER FUCKER! Im still perpetual newb tho! gtfo!
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2011, 01:43:45 AM »
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 01:49:33 AM »
Perpetual newb? Hows that work out? Imma horrible noob. I talk shit to people just like I always do XD. Pictures of my car will be postponed till thursday though. Seeing as my phone night now is an enormous piece of shit.

For people who are thinking about getting a samsung phone. DONT!

I am on my second phone, 4th battery.

Current phone dies after about 2hrs of being unplugged. GPS doesnt work. Keyboard doesnt work properly. Sprint wont replace it seeing as after the 4th battery they canceled my insurance plan. The phone runs slow as fuck.

Anyways getting a htc evo shift so once I got that I will post pictures of my car.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 01:51:46 AM »
Why fuck me?
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2011, 02:59:24 AM »
FUCK YOU!!!


And welcome.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2011, 07:51:40 AM »
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2011, 08:03:29 AM »
Quote from: 99Legacy99 on December 13, 2011, 12:57:53 AM
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law.

That's in the terms of agreement. One of the site mods should change that. Cause its bullshit, and im going to break every fucking one of those in this fucking post.







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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2011, 09:40:43 AM »
Quote from: sewell94 on December 13, 2011, 02:59:24 AM
FUCK YOU!!!


And welcome.

+1  and nice mix of p0rn :noel:
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2011, 11:03:38 AM »
Quote from: 92CXyD on December 13, 2011, 09:40:43 AM
Quote from: sewell94 on December 13, 2011, 02:59:24 AM
FUCK YOU!!!


And welcome.

+1  and nice mix of p0rn :noel:

The force is strong with this one :noel:
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2011, 11:04:55 PM »
good porn... welcome



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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2011, 11:26:53 PM »
solid intro post and welcome
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2011, 03:44:15 AM »
Quote from: 97Econobox on December 13, 2011, 08:03:29 AM
Quote from: 99Legacy99 on December 13, 2011, 12:57:53 AM
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law.

That's in the terms of agreement. One of the site mods should change that. Cause its bullshit, and im going to break every fucking one of those in this fucking post.








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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2011, 04:26:08 AM »
The only way this gets better is if you have a y49 crx and nudes of your mom/sister/girlfriend. But don't feel bad. Getting a welcome at all around here is extremely hard for noobs for some reason.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2011, 07:35:16 AM »
Why would I want a cursed yellow crx? I was told y49 = run for the hills that shits cursed. Im good at intro posts. I looked up old ones that got replies and followed them.

Some of the better ones had fully built car builds in the intro. Which seemed a little extreme. Besides why should I lie in my first post here. Im just looking for some people who know more than me about shit.

For example why do subarus have to be so hard to change the spark plugs? I mean I have to remove the windshield washer fluid bottle and the air box just to get to the 2 back plugs. Not to mention theres only like 2 inches between the heads and the inner fender wells.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2011, 07:50:03 AM »
Because it's a subaru.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2011, 08:16:44 AM »
It is and I really enjoy that AWD goodness wet roads jump on the gas and get nothing but grip. I guess later on down the road it might be different. Right now im looking for an sti motor harness and ecu. Even then I think itll still grab pretty damn good.

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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2011, 09:37:35 AM »
You need to get in touch with Red Devil on here. STI motor isn't necessarily needed.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2011, 09:46:42 AM »
Quote from: Ntrain2k on December 14, 2011, 09:37:35 AM
You need to get in touch with Red Devil on here. STI motor isn't necessarily needed.

Speaking of Reddevil, where has he been?  :noel:
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2011, 10:16:54 AM »
Call me a glutton for punishment, but I like them.



Quote from: 99Legacy99 on December 14, 2011, 07:35:16 AM
Why would I want a cursed yellow crx? I was told y49 = run for the hills that shits cursed. Im good at intro posts. I looked up old ones that got replies and followed them.

Some of the better ones had fully built car builds in the intro. Which seemed a little extreme. Besides why should I lie in my first post here. Im just looking for some people who know more than me about shit.

For example why do subarus have to be so hard to change the spark plugs? I mean I have to remove the windshield washer fluid bottle and the air box just to get to the 2 back plugs. Not to mention theres only like 2 inches between the heads and the inner fender wells.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2011, 11:00:08 AM »
You should first see if you can run cobb for tuning first!
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2011, 02:10:26 PM »
Where did you get that plant picture from? its extremely familiar... :noel:
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2011, 06:44:02 PM »
I found it with pictures of nude bitches. That plant is weed XD
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2011, 07:03:51 PM »
Quote from: TurboVFR on December 14, 2011, 02:10:26 PM
Where did you get that plant picture from? its extremely familiar... :noel:


Quote from: 99Legacy99 on December 14, 2011, 06:44:02 PM
I found it with pictures of nude bitches. That plant is weed XD

Both of you!!!  GTFO!   :noel:
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2011, 07:35:58 PM »
I dont wanna GTFO I wanna beer.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2011, 08:07:36 PM »
Quote from: 99Legacy99 on December 13, 2011, 12:57:53 AM
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you WILL post material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law. And FUCK YOU.

Fixed. And fuck you for your nice porn. Post pics of your car, even if its a subie.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2011, 08:20:31 PM »
I will I will. wait till tomorrow. I will post pictures of my car and a video of me smashing the fuck out of my old cellphone I hate that fucking thing...
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2011, 11:09:12 AM »
Quote from: 99Legacy99 on December 14, 2011, 08:16:44 AM
It is and I really enjoy that AWD goodness wet roads jump on the gas and get nothing but grip.

That's because your car is faggot slow.  If you follow the path of Red Devil you won't have that problem anymore. 

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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2011, 02:23:59 PM »
Must say, I agree, my awd dsm's could roast em and get quite sideways off a light in the rain.

Yes, Jospeh, I know dsm's are gay and slow, just like my carb'd ford, get off me.
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Re: Newbie post
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2011, 04:05:59 PM »
more porn and proof of said ride.

GO!

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