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noob looking for help
« on: December 28, 2011, 04:22:33 AM »

Hey how is it going I'm new to the forum.  I have a 1980 monte carlo 350 converted over to a 4speed a a ford 9 full spool an 35 spline axles. Motor has procomp heads pc3003 single plan an 600 holley.  I'm a collage student an wanna build a single turbo blow through set up an looking for some help
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2011, 04:57:29 AM »

You have come to the wrong place.
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2011, 09:30:16 AM »

First off, you fail at life for not taking the .03 seconds it would take to put the letter D in and. That right there puts you in my "I can't stand you list"

B: you completely missed the noob post guidelines. Today is Wednesday, your window of fixing this is short.
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failur of a noob looking for help
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2011, 10:39:50 AM »

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2011, 11:25:25 AM »

Let's skip hello and go straight to goodbye.

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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2011, 11:28:38 AM »

Let's skip hello and go straight to goodbye.

The word hath been spoken.
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2011, 11:41:22 AM »

Before we can help, you need to post an intro just like this:

www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,16491.msg198526.html
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2011, 11:50:24 AM »

Before we can help, you need to post an intro just like this:

www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,16491.msg198526.html

Some people here are just too nice.
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2011, 11:53:38 AM »

First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2011, 12:04:21 PM »

Where's the popcorn?  This should be fun :)
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2011, 12:06:16 PM »

Title of this thread should be n00b looking for a helmet
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2011, 12:25:57 PM »

OH LOOK, IT'S WEDNESDAY
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2011, 12:30:33 PM »

You think he's wondering wtf happens on wednesday's yet?


And after your 'then don't comment" you might as well bounce, guy..  You're just beggin for it....


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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2011, 01:01:16 PM »

First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment

FUCK OFF FAGGOT
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2011, 01:09:27 PM »

OH LOOK, IT'S WEDNESDAY

First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment

FUCK OFF FAGGOT
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2011, 01:42:06 PM »

OH LOOK, IT'S WEDNESDAY

First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment

FUCK OFF FAGGOT

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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2011, 01:46:18 PM »

First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment

You are going to come into "our" house and expect special treatment? You better respect the house we have built and click the link given to you..........BITCH!!!!
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2011, 04:31:13 PM »

210cc heads with a puny 600 Holley on it? Step to to a 750 DP.
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2011, 05:08:40 PM »

I'm not looking for no special fucking treatment jus a lil help I aint funcking know I had to have a mathafucking hazing process to join a forum were we all have a common interests. an thank you for posting the link. Now on to the fagget statement, wat all of yall are 10.  I bet the only only pussy u got was when u popped out ur mom. an on to the bitch statement a bitch wouldn't say shit back.  I'm a grown fucking man who's built two ten second cars an wanna try something new other then a n/a motor. I am a collage student on a budget an have found interest in turbo cars so am I at the right spot or not       
 
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2011, 05:10:32 PM »

nope
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2011, 05:26:37 PM »

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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2011, 05:30:55 PM »

You come here wanting help from us. We require payment upfront in the form of porn. You don't demand help from the people that know more than you. There would be none of this had you followed the rules. It's not a hazing for new people, it's us telling you that we don't help with nothing in return.

AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR LACK OF SPELLING THE WORD AND.
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« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2011, 05:47:23 PM »

I'm not looking for no special fucking treatment jus a lil help I aint funcking know I had to have a mathafucking hazing process to join a forum were we all have a common interests. an thank you for posting the link. Now on to the fagget statement, wat all of yall are 10.  I bet the only only pussy u got was when u popped out ur mom. an on to the bitch statement a bitch wouldn't say shit back.  I'm a grown fucking man who's built two ten second cars an wanna try something new other then a n/a motor. I am a collage student on a budget an have found interest in turbo cars so am I at the right spot or not     

FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS FAGGOT
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2011, 05:49:13 PM »

Whoa now, he built two 10 second carss yo!!!


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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2011, 06:10:00 PM »

Its a damn shame, 10000000000 sperm inside your mom and you was the fastest runner.......... :?:
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« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2011, 06:25:51 PM »

...so am I at the right spot or not     

Just like my first reply. This is not the right place for you.
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« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2011, 06:27:00 PM »

Its a damn shame, 10000000000 sperm inside your mom and you was the fastest runner.......... :?:

if he was the smartest one, be glad we didnt get one of the dumber ones
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Re: noob looking for help
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2011, 06:57:05 PM »

Sir, is everything ok?

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« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2011, 07:24:45 PM »

I smell arsenio
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