lol, ricerish? Sure, but have you ever driven one? My bro's friend had one for 2 years, half that time was with a clipped stock turbo in the mid-400's, the other half with a shitload of Bucher Racing work making 650whp. I can tell you a CTS-V, no matter what you do to it, will ever be able to pull a 4-wheel drift around a freeway on-ramp loop at full boost. I felt like that kid was always trying to crash the car, but it never let him.
I've already looked at a lot of cars and I'm using autotrader as the common benchmark for prices. The cheapest V w/in 200 miles is $28k. For that I could get a bone-stock evo9 with a factory warranty, then add some minor bolt-ons and beat it in the quarter. I'd drive a wooden barrel with a wankle if it was faster than an evo in both a straight line and the corners.