Topic: don't drink and drive (Read 4992 times)

Jorsher · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:10:41 PM »

Hah.

And tards like this:

Kill kind, white folks like this:

Urban Indian · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:12:01 PM »

funny thing

my indian relatives tell me this everytime they see me

like 20 or 60 times

Levi....

Yes?

Dont drink and drive

Ok......

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:16:06 PM »

I just don't do it, not worth the hassle if you get pulled over for any reason(taillight out or some BS). Not to mention the guilt if something were to happen Alcohol induced or not.

brine04 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:18:26 PM »

Quote from: Urban Indian on April 20, 2009, 08:12:01 PM

funny thing

my indian relatives tell me this everytime they see me

like 20 or 60 times

Levi....

Yes?

Dont drink and drive

Ok......

Are the drunk when they tell you that?

chris · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:18:36 PM »

Did it alot when I was younger amazing I never got a dui. Now Ill walk home/taxi.

Sinister · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:20:06 PM »

If I'm drinking somewhere I'll make sure I can crash on a couch or something, or I'll just stay up til I'm sober again and drive home at 6 am, which I've had to do a few times. I learned from others mistake's...

j.h.christ · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:22:19 PM »

i just thought the "some turn into aliens" was funny.

Urban Indian · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:24:09 PM »

Quote from: j.h.christ on April 20, 2009, 08:22:19 PM

i just thought the "some turn into aliens" was funny.

I aswell

Quote from: brine04 on April 20, 2009, 08:18:26 PM

Are the drunk when they tell you that?

I think so

my auntie calls me every week to talk to me drunk, its humerous. The conversations are always the same

Jorsher · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:31:19 PM »

Quote from: j.h.christ on April 20, 2009, 08:22:19 PM

i just thought the "some turn into aliens" was funny.

Yeah.

I don't know how people can come out looking like that and not want to go all Dexter on their asses.

Robb · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:32:53 PM »

It more fun to wake up the next day and try to figure out which trailer park your at, than to try and drive home.

Thats how I met my wife.

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:59:00 PM »

Quote from: Robb on April 20, 2009, 08:32:53 PM

It more fun to wake up the next day and try to figure out which trailer park your at, than to try and drive home.
Thats how I met my wife.

lol

junkyard racer · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:17:29 PM »

Quote from: Conceptz-X on April 20, 2009, 08:16:06 PM

I just don't do it, not worth the hassle if you get pulled over for any reason(taillight out or some BS). Not to mention the guilt if something were to happen Alcohol induced or not.

I agree.

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:23:57 PM »

In the old days there weren't so many cars on the road and it was your ass, not so much now. Unless you live out in the woods/desert

Like speeding in a school zone during the load and unload of kids, its just bad manners and not to mention reckless. I saw a kid killed walking to school when I was in elementary school, its not pretty. I see the shit all the time, funny thing is the person who does it would be the first to call for someone elses head if something happened to a family member of thiers.

Stupid ass boss man I have drinks before leaving work, what burns me up is when he drives home a customers car with alcohol on his breath. To fuck up on your own is one thing, to fuck with others is another.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:23:50 PM »

fo twenny motha fuckas

HiProfile · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:25:35 PM »

The guy I work with just got his 2nd or 3rd DUI, the others were kinda 'old' tho. I think he's figured it out just not to do it. He's already put FAR more time & money into the system than he would have with taxi's every night, with a limo every once in a while.

j.h.christ - your a dick, albeit a funny one, for mspaint'ing that poster.

The real asshole question would be...would you guys hit that if she still had a hawt body from the chest down??

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:39:37 PM »

Quote from: Conceptz-X on April 20, 2009, 08:59:00 PM

Quote from: Robb on April 20, 2009, 08:32:53 PM
It more fun to wake up the next day and try to figure out which trailer park your at, than to try and drive home.
Thats how I met my wife.
lol

He's not kidding.

Teg2boo · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:51:34 PM »

After 6 beers I don't drive. Anyway, I drive as I usually drive maybe slower and maybe better... I'm not the kind of driver that street race drunk anyway... I go normaly as usual. It takes a lot of practice tho

We buy beer at 18yo here, I'm adapted to drunk driving.

I worked in a bar, which didnt helped me with drunk driving. I only do this when I'm near my house... Otherwise I sleep on the couch.

If you are drunk after 4 beers you are a pussy. Drink more.

crxvtec91 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:34:49 PM »

I dont drink and drive; I drink then drive

Kenny Rogers · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:21:56 AM »

I have a $40 breathalizer... it lets you know where you're at and it's just entertaining.

Jorsher · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:49:17 AM »

Quote from: Kenny Rogers on April 21, 2009, 12:21:56 AM

I have a $40 breathalizer... it lets you know where you're at and it's just entertaining.

Contests for the highest score?

Urban Indian · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2009, 01:02:23 AM »

Quote from: Kenny Rogers on April 21, 2009, 12:21:56 AM

I have a $40 breathalizer... it lets you know where you're at and it's just entertaining.

you will bring this to HMT meet

Aero · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:17:07 AM »

Quote from: Jorsher on April 21, 2009, 12:49:17 AM

Quote from: Kenny Rogers on April 21, 2009, 12:21:56 AM
I have a $40 breathalizer... it lets you know where you're at and it's just entertaining.

Contests for the highest score?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_famous_sushi_pants_story.phtml#277

Long fucking hilarous story about this. I'm sure some of you have read his stuff before though.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:20:51 AM »

Quote from: Aero on April 21, 2009, 04:17:07 AM

Long fucking hilarous story about this. I'm sure some of you have read his stuff before though.

tucker is a fucking tard in person. before i even knew he was famous, i went through basic training with him (that he failed out of due to heat exhaustion).

Kenny Rogers · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:39:24 PM »

Quote from: Jorsher on April 21, 2009, 12:49:17 AM

Quote from: Kenny Rogers on April 21, 2009, 12:21:56 AM
I have a $40 breathalizer... it lets you know where you're at and it's just entertaining.

Contests for the highest score?

Quote from: Urban Indian on April 21, 2009, 01:02:23 AM

you will bring this to HMT meet

I don't think we should have a contest at the dyno, but it'll probably be good to have around. My highest "score" is a .34 on my birthday, blew a .14 the next morning (~9 hours after drinking).

Teg2boo · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2009, 01:52:32 PM »

Quote from: crxvtec91 on April 20, 2009, 11:34:49 PM

I dont drink and drive; I drink then drive

LOL yeah

1991civicsi · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:34:12 PM »

Some guy at work was pulled over for DUI, the NYPD gave him a break and told to park the car and walk.

So, after the police had drove away, he gets back into his car, only to find the officers drove around the block to find him behind the wheel again.

His license has been suspended for over a year now and can lose his job.

Kenny Rogers · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:10:10 PM »

Quote from: 1991civicsi on April 21, 2009, 03:34:12 PM

Some guy at work was pulled over for DUI, the NYPD gave him a break and told to park the car and walk.

So, after the police had drove away, he gets back into his car, only to find the officers drove around the block to find him behind the wheel again.

His license has been suspended for over a year now and can lose his job.

What a fucking idiot.

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:50:48 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 20, 2009, 10:39:37 PM

He's not kidding.

I never doubted it, Sometimes shit works out

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