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Author Topic: i pity the fool who marries this bitch  (Read 4927 times)

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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 02:27:15 PM »

Seriously ... who the fuck raises their kids to turn out like that.

Hopefully she uses that Turbo SAAB to do a "Porsche Girl" immitation.

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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 02:29:02 PM »

Hopefully she uses that Turbo SAAB to do a "Porsche Girl" immitation.

Thats fucked up.  I wouldnt wish that on anybody. 
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 02:44:30 PM »

Hopefully she uses that Turbo SAAB to do a "Porsche Girl" immitation.

Thats fucked up.  I wouldnt wish that on anybody. 

Its not blue... her life is basically over anyways.

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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 03:48:22 PM »

That's this kind of bitch that you "hate fuck".

She's hot, but she's a winy cunt.
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 03:57:05 PM »

what a fucking asshole. goddamn blue car you jackass.

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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 03:57:28 PM »

I'll give her the big blue throbber right up her poop chute.
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2009, 03:57:38 PM »

I guess it is a gang thing..... O0

...but daddy when I am rolling through the hood they might think I am a sell out......
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2009, 04:22:57 PM »

I dont blame her at all. I blame the jackass that raised her to think the way shes acting is ok. But umm, yeah id put it in her.
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2009, 04:23:10 PM »

thats old as fuck.

maybe shes a crip, you know cant be rolling in a blood car  O0
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2009, 04:40:03 PM »

good call on the kid, oh yeah, cameras off while i get footage of sis being a total fucking prissy douche. if my kid complained about the color of the car i bought them, it'd be a swift backhand across the jaw
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2009, 04:44:07 PM »

here you go you ungrateful cunt,




Happy fuckin' bday.

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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2009, 05:07:56 PM »

I dont blame her at all. I blame the jackass that raised her to think the way shes acting is ok. But umm, yeah id put it in her.

+1 to puttin it in her
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2009, 05:18:25 PM »

she needs to take some percocet and get laid by a german shepard
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2009, 06:59:39 PM »

you are a product of your environment.  Its his fault for raising a spoiled brat. 
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2009, 06:59:59 PM »

that's funny, it reminds me of this



To quote the great philosopher Yuriy AKA boostedschemes, "huurrrrr durrrrrrr".... It doesn't remind you of the commercial, the commercial is based off the video, so the commercial should remind you of the actual video.  :?:
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2009, 07:13:48 PM »

The video is fake... it's actually a Dominoes ad, lol.  There are 4 videos in total, the last one gives a link to a dominoes website.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacKenzieHeartsu
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2009, 07:17:16 PM »

That is actually about half of women under 35. Men from broken homes raised by Mothers usually have no balls and well you create a generation of people who get walked over by women.



The theory is usually true and hence why you wonder what happened to our country. Bitchy whinny women raising boys who never become men.
 



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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2009, 07:38:00 PM »

I think people need to hit their kids more often.  I know i would hav eturned out less evil and corrupt if i was smacked a few more times.
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2009, 08:30:49 PM »

I think people need to hit their kids more often.  I know i would hav eturned out less evil and corrupt if i was smacked a few more times.
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2009, 08:38:22 PM »

True, kids need a good smacking every now and again so they can learn reality.
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2009, 08:48:37 PM »

Parents smack you or life really smacks you, unlucky people get both
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2009, 09:08:33 PM »

...What a bunch of dicks her family must be, i bet she said blue car lots and they were probably too busy to notice/End sarcasm

I got a red chevette for my bday  :noel:
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2009, 09:14:04 PM »

I got red mustang for my 35th b-day. :'(

Pissed me off I wanted a blue Camaro. ;D













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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2009, 10:44:49 PM »

I got red mustang for my 35th b-day. :'(

Pissed me off I wanted a blue Camaro. ;








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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 12:17:33 AM »

Bitchy whinny women raising boys who never become men.

Lol, this reminds me. I have to call my lawyer back tomorrow. I'm gathering evidence & statements to sue my employer for violation of title 7 of the 1964 Civil Rights Act, aka sexual discrimination against males. Certain cunts in power A) refuse to help lift shit or do physical labor in the parking lot, B) will chat endlessly with eachother but claim males harass the females (hit on the fat asses), C) not hire anyone hotter than Rosie O'Donnel because the males will "sniff around the girls". I've not talked to one guy here that could tell a judge they aren't discriminating. I can't tell if she's a closet lesbian in denial, or just a really big asshole.

Funny how girls can pull so much bullshit, but be the first to scream WOMAN'S RIGHTS at the first hint they're being treaded on. The original women in the original sufferage era would be shaking their heads in shame.
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2009, 01:15:19 AM »

you need a lawyer to deal with a woman? puss puss  ::)
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2009, 02:10:13 PM »

Bitchy whinny women raising boys who never become men.

Lol, this reminds me. I have to call my lawyer back tomorrow. I'm gathering evidence & statements to sue my employer for violation of title 7 of the 1964 Civil Rights Act, aka sexual discrimination against males. Certain cunts in power A) refuse to help lift shit or do physical labor in the parking lot, B) will chat endlessly with eachother but claim males harass the females (hit on the fat asses), C) not hire anyone hotter than Rosie O'Donnel because the males will "sniff around the girls". I've not talked to one guy here that could tell a judge they aren't discriminating. I can't tell if she's a closet lesbian in denial, or just a really big asshole.

Funny how girls can pull so much bullshit, but be the first to scream WOMAN'S RIGHTS at the first hint they're being treaded on. The original women in the original sufferage era would be shaking their heads in shame.

Reverse discrimination at it's finest... they shouldn't abuse their power like that.  Take those bitches down a notch.
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2009, 03:18:56 PM »

all my kids are gettin pintos with a rattle can of their favorite color for their b-day.... :somb: :yes:
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Re: i pity the fool who marries this bitch
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2009, 05:47:48 PM »

Bitchy whinny women raising boys who never become men.

Lol, this reminds me. I have to call my lawyer back tomorrow. I'm gathering evidence & statements to sue my employer for violation of title 7 of the 1964 Civil Rights Act, aka sexual discrimination against males. Certain cunts in power A) refuse to help lift shit or do physical labor in the parking lot, B) will chat endlessly with eachother but claim males harass the females (hit on the fat asses), C) not hire anyone hotter than Rosie O'Donnel because the males will "sniff around the girls". I've not talked to one guy here that could tell a judge they aren't discriminating. I can't tell if she's a closet lesbian in denial, or just a really big asshole.

Funny how girls can pull so much bullshit, but be the first to scream WOMAN'S RIGHTS at the first hint they're being treaded on. The original women in the original sufferage era would be shaking their heads in shame.

Reverse discrimination at it's finest... they shouldn't abuse their power like that.  Take those bitches down a notch.


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