Topic: NIGERCHICKEN stole my lunch (Read 3598 times)

DRQPQUT · « **on:** May 06, 2009, 04:14:31 PM »

so like everyone else times are tough for me as well,so ive been buying packages of hot links and buns and just grilling my lunch for the last couple weeks...basiclly im spending 55cents a day on lunch so today i grill up my usual 2 hotlinks put them on a bun i get a phone call during this so i turn my back,when i turn around a fucking crow is flying away with one of my hot links i yell hey mother fucker and he drops it on the ground so i new this mother fucker was coming back so i run inside grab a bottle of hot sauce and laced that mother fucker up....and sure enough he came back hopefully i had the last laugh :yes: :yes:

MantisX · « **Reply #1 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:18:27 PM »

Waste of a perfectly fine hot link.

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #2 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:23:46 PM »

If you know how much food is woreth to this fat fuck... And how much it hurt his soull that a winged nigger stole his lunch (The Irony hes half black too)..

You would recant.

Funny as fuck.

Get that tranny in the car fatty. I didnt build it so it could sit in the fucking rain.

Jorsher · « **Reply #3 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:25:06 PM »

Ahahaha.

You are the winner.

MantisX · « **Reply #4 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:26:45 PM »

HAHAHA fuck your hotlink.

5thgenlx · « **Reply #5 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:36:34 PM »

fuck that makes me hungry. i'm going to 3 Pigs for lunch and getting their hot links. delicious.

fysh · « **Reply #6 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:37:18 PM »

hhh = hotlink has hotsauce?

Kenny Rogers · « **Reply #7 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:37:47 PM »

This thread sounds super gay... too many references to hotlinks and fucking.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #8 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:52:08 PM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on May 06, 2009, 04:23:46 PM

If you know how much food is woreth to this fat fuck... And how much it hurt his soull that a winged nigger stole his lunch (The Irony hes half black too)..

You would recant.

Funny as fuck.

Get that tranny in the car fatty. I didnt build it so it could sit in the fucking rain.

he sounds like your fucking twin

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:55:24 PM »

Why is everything on thos site suddenly nigger this and nigger that?

Jorsher · « **Reply #10 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:56:30 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on May 06, 2009, 04:55:24 PM

Why is everything on thos site suddenly nigger this and nigger that?

He said Niger. Rare nigerian bird.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #11 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:57:40 PM »

HAHAHA WOW. Jorsher FTW

crx-ecutioner313 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 06, 2009, 05:19:26 PM »

buy some more and shut up he was hungry and needed to eat

DRQPQUT · « **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:23:22 PM »

Quote from: crx-ecutioner313 on May 06, 2009, 05:19:26 PM

buy some more and shut up he was hungry and needed to eat

eat my cock

DRQPQUT · « **Reply #14 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:27:34 PM »

Quote from: MantisX on May 06, 2009, 04:18:27 PM

Waste of a perfectly fine hot link.

Quote from: MantisX on May 06, 2009, 04:26:45 PM

HAHAHA fuck your hotlink.

which one is it

? get your story straight post whore

88dx · « **Reply #15 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:37:59 PM »

I hate Crow's they have to be the most worthless annoying bird. They seem to like making the most noise possible at 7AM

Sinister · « **Reply #16 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:01:13 PM »

Quote from: 88dx on May 06, 2009, 06:37:59 PM

I hate Crow's they have to be the most worthless annoying bird. They seem to like making the most noise possible at 7AM

maybe if you were already up getting ready for work you wouldn't have to worry about the noise

pretty damned funny story though, you took your revenge

DRQPQUT · « **Reply #17 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:19:59 PM »

i would like to think so

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 06, 2009, 10:48:07 PM »

a .22 or a nice BB gun would have been a better story. Then you would have had some pictures.

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #19 on:** May 06, 2009, 10:50:29 PM »

He does have an SKS...

HiProfile · « **Reply #20 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:00:02 AM »

Quote from: DRQPQUT on May 06, 2009, 04:14:31 PM

hopefully i had the last laugh :yes: :yes:

He's probably laughing back at you. They don't have tongues that sense that 'heat'. Think about it - they eat everything from dead racoons to cigarettes.

shadow · « **Reply #21 on:** May 07, 2009, 02:27:20 AM »

then itll feel it when it shits it? lol

enikolayev · « **Reply #22 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:41:58 AM »

Quote from: Sinister on May 06, 2009, 07:01:13 PM

Quote from: 88dx on May 06, 2009, 06:37:59 PM
I hate Crow's they have to be the most worthless annoying bird. They seem to like making the most noise possible at 7AM

maybe if you were already up getting ready for work you wouldn't have to worry about the noise

pretty damned funny story though, you took your revenge

"You should be up making breakfast or somethin'" - whistla tips

d112crzy · « **Reply #23 on:** May 07, 2009, 11:24:28 PM »

Whats funny is I can actually imagine you doing that shit, LOL.

dvst8r · « **Reply #24 on:** May 08, 2009, 10:05:43 AM »

This thread has inspired me to bring some hotlinks to grill for lunch today, as well as the 20ga. just in case we have some brave "nigerchickens"

I am not sure why, but the thought of grilling at lunch at work really has never crossed my mind.

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