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Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« on: July 09, 2014, 01:09:34 AM »

Did anyone see Top Gear tonight? Bisi built "1000" hp Honda Odysee. Really? I need a magic dyno too.
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2014, 09:07:32 AM »

Did anyone see Top Gear tonight? Bisi built "1000" hp Honda Odysee. Really? I need a magic dyno too.
  Flame on

Must have been Top Gear US, I rarely watch that.  :noel:

Oh shit!!
http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/hyundai-genesis-coupe-sema-1000bhp-2013-09-24

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bisimoto-Engineering/122471854431266

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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2014, 10:02:14 AM »

The only thing you'll ever see is burnout vids, no useful dyno pics or 1/4 runs. Smoke & mirrors.
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2014, 10:18:27 AM »

Was waiting for it to blow the hole episode
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2014, 10:43:57 AM »

Super bs!
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2014, 10:55:25 AM »

I just want to know how he keeps his magical 1000hp from blowing up transmissions.
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2014, 12:54:38 PM »

Didn't you hear? He's had his hands on tranys for years, just look at his buff wife! lol
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2014, 03:32:25 PM »

He's the Dr Oz of cars
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2014, 09:32:50 AM »

Didn't you hear? He's had his hands on tranys for years, just look at his buff wife! lol

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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2014, 12:57:41 AM »

Was waiting for it to blow the hole episode
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2014, 01:12:16 AM »

And yet, he still won't race GringoIntegra...
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2014, 02:08:35 AM »

L
And yet, he still won't race GringoIntegra...

Or anyone else who knows what kinda power he makes. Hate to say it but when has any of his cars beside his drag car ever been down the track?
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2014, 05:20:45 PM »

Anyone remember the thread discussing bisi on here or old hmt where someone pointed out the 5 step process to all of this threads.
1 makes bogus claims
2 gets laughed at
3 replies about how sad the sport has become with all the 'haters'
4 gets called out for proof
5 can't reveal 'secrets' just yet.

It went something like that and there was a link to a honda-tech thread that had just started.  it was beautiful because whoever made the list pretty much nailed his responses to a T before he posted them.

Wish I could find that but can't remember who it was or which site even haha
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2014, 05:42:32 PM »

Anyone remember the thread discussing bisi on here or old hmt where someone pointed out the 5 step process to all of this threads.
1 makes bogus claims
2 gets laughed at
3 replies about how sad the sport has become with all the 'haters'
4 gets called out for proof
5 can't reveal 'secrets' just yet.

It went something like that and there was a link to a honda-tech thread that had just started.  it was beautiful because whoever made the list pretty much nailed his responses to a T before he posted them.

Wish I could find that but can't remember who it was or which site even haha
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,9728.0.html
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,15839.0.html
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,9757.0.html
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,15477.msg184177.html#msg184177

Yeap somewhere in there  :noel:

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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2014, 12:23:13 PM »

Why do the douche bags of the world get everything?  Hahaha, awesome.
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2014, 06:34:41 PM »

Anyone found the video online yet?
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2014, 07:24:16 PM »

Anyone found the video online yet?

Like the torrent? It was up less than 2 hours after the show

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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2014, 12:34:04 AM »

Pics of bizi wife
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2014, 03:12:47 PM »

Hahaha she talks just like him.  Awesome.
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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2014, 04:50:10 PM »

Lol!
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« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2014, 05:08:37 PM »

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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2014, 05:52:56 PM »

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Re: Bisi just trolled Top Gear...
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2014, 07:36:51 PM »

How to never lose in just 5 easy steps.

Step 1: build a fast car that does 8's or 9's
Step 2: put your name on a few parts someone else designs for you & import them from China
Step 3: make some cheezy vids using fast-looking cars you build with free parts from sponsors
Step 4: call out Bisi's fastest show car
Step 5: win
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