I was coming onto the highway from an offramp, where the speedlimit was 55. I got up to speed, and marged. The offramp was around a walled curve, and I see a car quickly approach my rear after I merged. He's in the right lane, tailgating, and puts his high beams on. I politely slowed back down to the speed limit. After a few more seconds of riding my back bumper, blue lights come on (it was night) and I get pulled over.
He asks why I pulled in front of him, I told him I was at the highway speed and had to merge before the lane ends, and that I was already in the lane before I could see his car flying around the corner...told him I didn't expect a car to come around the curve going so fast and I didn't really have any other option anyway. He searches me. Has me sit in his car. Goes to my friend and starts questioning him, looks through the car, comes back and asks me more questions, why are my eyes red (I had just drove 6 hours the night before and barely slept, contacts dry), checked my fingernails, made me follow his faggot flashlight, blah blah blah. My friend said he was asked if I had been drinking, and if my friend felt "safe" riding with me, that he would give him my friend a ride home, trying to get him to say something to get me in trouble.
Ended up letting me go, because there was no fucking reason to pull me over.
Didn't find the tobacco pipe in my sock