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QikEnuF

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How to poison a cat so it dies
« on: June 14, 2009, 12:54:06 AM »

Ideas?
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 01:02:09 AM »

Do we have to replace the word "cat" for "girlfriend"?

Why do you want to poison a "cat"?
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2009, 01:04:43 AM »

lol. it was classic back then. but if youre serious, fuck you.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2009, 01:06:17 AM »

Don't want to poison girlfriend. She is awesome and hot.  Want to poison feral cat.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2009, 01:08:01 AM »

I will kill you.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2009, 01:11:56 AM »

You are happy? Now he is dead....

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QikEnuF

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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2009, 01:13:34 AM »

What was the deal with the frozen sponge?
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2009, 01:20:52 AM »

Live trap it,then call animal controll, or trap it then eat it. Buk or the chinky feller prolly has a recipe.
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QikEnuF

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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2009, 01:22:25 AM »

Buk eats pidgeons, not cats.  How do I kill it though
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2009, 01:28:29 AM »

Buk eats pidgeons, not cats.  How do I kill it though
I'm sure he'd eat it if given the chance.
Canned cat food or tuna with rat poison in it. not to much tho or theyy wont eat it.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2009, 01:30:01 AM »

Snare FTW

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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2009, 01:33:01 AM »

if you seriously hate the cat, don't kill him. Catch him, drive out somewhere hella far, and leave him there. Let him live, but don't kill him.
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QikEnuF

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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2009, 01:33:57 AM »

if you seriously hate the cat, don't kill him. Catch him, drive out somewhere hella far, and leave him there. Let him live, but don't kill him.

Your post is irrelevant to this thread, so kindly get the fuck out.  If I wanted ideas to take the cat far away and leave him, I would have made that the title.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2009, 01:35:28 AM »

if you seriously hate the cat, don't kill him. Catch him, drive out somewhere hella far, and leave him there. Let him live, but don't kill him.

BS we tried that last year. Took the cat a good 10 miles, the SOB showed up 3 days later back on my car.

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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2009, 01:55:24 AM »

Shoot him, cut his throat with a knife, or just put him in a bad and zip tie it.
Tie a 10-20lbs weight to his neck and throw him off a bridge into a river.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2009, 02:07:57 AM »

There goes Quiky-fag making these threads.  Where's Stevemode to regulate you, or at least ban Sinister?

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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2009, 02:54:44 AM »

There goes Quiky-fag making these threads.  Where's Stevemode to regulate you, or at least ban Sinister?

Whats that ya bald faggot? Whats wrong with this thread? I like cats too but this post is perfectly fine for GD.

Being in your 30's JD you should think about this. When your car is older than your gf, and your car is 20 years old, you know you have a problem.

You going through menopause? Lately you've been bitchy.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2009, 02:58:55 AM »

Buk eats pidgeons, not cats.  How do I kill it though
I'm sure he'd eat it if given the chance.
Canned cat food or tuna with rat poison in it. not to much tho or theyy wont eat it.

religion forbids me from eating cats... (not that id want to if i could...)
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2009, 03:00:42 AM »

There goes Quiky-fag making these threads.  Where's Stevemode to regulate you, or at least ban Sinister?

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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2009, 08:24:59 AM »



My buddies dad used to stuff a whole litter of kittens in a cage and drown them in the pond.  It helps control the population of barn cats.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2009, 08:41:42 AM »

i like cats. sometimes cats get sick or hurt beyond wanting to live. in the those cases take you 12 gauge to its head . you dont have to poison it or try wierd things. get the job right. its sorta like all those cases you hear about people failing at trying to kill themselves. do it right the first time buddy. if your tired of the neighbors nice cat shitting in your yard or sitting on your car. spray him with the hose. shoot him with a bb gun. im sure that will scare him away for a bit and give you some fun and satisfaction.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2009, 08:53:02 AM »

I love cats, except when the neighbors don't look after them and they scratch the fuck out of my car... 

You could fill a supersoaker with antifreeze.  When it's around hose it down.  It will lick all the glycol off itself and then fall over...
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2009, 09:09:35 AM »

I love cats, except when the neighbors don't look after them and the scratch the fuck out of my car... 

You could fill a supersoaker with antifreeze.  When it's around hose it down.  It will lick all the glycol off itself and then fall over...

I like your creative thinking
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2009, 09:16:27 AM »

Need MR2girl for this one again, lol


Find someone with a large pet snake, trap it, sell it to them as food

Problem solved
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2009, 10:48:53 AM »

put it in the microwave
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2009, 10:58:50 AM »

Tell it about how awesome you are, eventually the cat will become so annoyed it'll commit suicide and save you the trouble.

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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2009, 12:43:33 PM »

i usually poison shit i want to die with my 12 guage.mmm

lead poison ing that is.   coupled with missing pieces and blood loss
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2009, 08:15:49 PM »

I love cats, except when the neighbors don't look after them and the scratch the fuck out of my car... 

You could fill a supersoaker with antifreeze.  When it's around hose it down.  It will lick all the glycol off itself and then fall over...

I like your creative thinking


we soaked dog treats in antifreeze and fed em to a neighbors dog once. did the trick. should work on cats if it works on a 75# dog. or if you wanna not be a puss about it, put on leather gloves, grab it and snap its neck.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2009, 08:25:19 PM »

.22 behind the ear.
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Re: How to poison a cat so it dies
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2009, 08:47:42 PM »

There goes Quiky-fag making these threads.  Where's Stevemode to regulate you, or at least ban Sinister?

Whats that ya bald faggot? Whats wrong with this thread? I like cats too but this post is perfectly fine for GD.

Being in your 30's JD you should think about this. When your car is older than your gf, and your car is 20 years old, you know you have a problem.

You going through menopause? Lately you've been bitchy.

She's a year older than my car, and I'm only being a dick to the fake RHMT mods... although since I've been publicly bitching about you guys, the people who've been bitching to me haven't been bitching to me.  So, check yo-self, sucka!
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