Topic: expecting my first child 6-24-2009 (Read 12109 times)

1991civicsi · « **Reply #30 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:24:18 AM »

Baby shower FTW!! Congrats!!

ShoofIsLudin · « **Reply #31 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:24:51 PM »

congrats man. Good luck with the sleepless nights.

lol at making the baby come earlier.

Are you gonna be cleaning ur gun the first time she brings a boy over? :yes:

Did i overlook the baby racing seat lol? Get one of those backpack leashes for ur daughter...those things crack me up when the kid gets brave, and makes a break for it....

ShoofIsLudin · « **Reply #32 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:46:09 PM »

i've heard of that, but the way i'm thinkin is, he's pokin and strokin.....then the water breaks...? then there's a huge mess in ur bed. But there's no time to clean because you gotta rush to the hospital...

bangin prego's is like pokin someone with 2 stiff fingers in their forehead

SQ is the SQUAD · « **Reply #33 on:** June 18, 2009, 09:04:43 PM »

Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 17, 2009, 04:46:09 PM

i've heard of that, but the way i'm thinkin is, he's pokin and strokin.....then the water breaks...? then there's a huge mess in ur bed. But there's no time to clean because you gotta rush to the hospital...

bangin prego's is like pokin someone with 2 stiff fingers in their forehead

so if we are sleep and her water brakes i am in the same boat. usually when the water brakes you dont have to rush out the house in a crazy rush. but you wont know til it happen lol.

Suckah · « **Reply #34 on:** June 18, 2009, 09:07:21 PM »

Normally when the water breaks it is a very small amount, so it isn't something to be concerned about.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #35 on:** June 18, 2009, 11:02:48 PM »

You've only had one kid, what the fuck do you know?

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #36 on:** June 18, 2009, 11:15:18 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 18, 2009, 11:02:48 PM

You've only had one kid, what the fuck do you know?

old loud and proud wets the bed regularly

Teg2boo · « **Reply #37 on:** June 18, 2009, 11:24:36 PM »

June 24th is a good day to have a child, Its also our national holiday

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%AAte_nationale_du_Qu%C3%A9bec

highroller54 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 18, 2009, 11:39:48 PM »

Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 17, 2009, 04:46:09 PM

then there's a huge mess in ur bed.

you watch too much TV.

highroller54 · « **Reply #39 on:** June 18, 2009, 11:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Teg2boo on June 18, 2009, 11:24:36 PM

June 24th is a good day to have a child, Its also national faggot day!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%AAte_nationale_du_Qu%C3%A9bec

Teg2boo · « **Reply #40 on:** June 18, 2009, 11:48:27 PM »

Quote from: highroller54 on June 18, 2009, 11:43:28 PM

Quote from: Teg2boo on June 18, 2009, 11:24:36 PM
June 24th is a good day to have a child, Its also national faggot day!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%AAte_nationale_du_Qu%C3%A9bec

No, thats the august 19th from their website.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_pride_parade

highroller54 · « **Reply #41 on:** June 19, 2009, 12:02:00 AM »

Teg2boo · « **Reply #42 on:** June 19, 2009, 12:05:40 AM »

Used the IMG au lieu de URL.

bouncinofftherevlimiter · « **Reply #43 on:** June 19, 2009, 01:06:29 AM »

Quote from: 92CXyD on June 16, 2009, 01:18:34 PM

Every time you go somewhere and need to have a stroller you will hate that $850 thing.

Because you have to get it out of the trunk, unfold it, and lift it over stairs.

Get one those carriers that strap in the front of you or your wife.

When a guy walks around in a mall with his baby in one of those carriers tons of hot chick and MILFs come up and talk to you. ;D

When you go to a zoo or a place where you would be pushing that stroller long distance you wil hate big ass stroller.

Anyways congrats and enjoy.

I have 4 kids and I enjoy them.

After learning some tricks the hard way we were experts at having kids by the third.

its funny you mention a big stroller and the zoo, i just did that this last weekend, and it was a total pain in the ass!

the little umbrella one is by far the best, but when you have to push 2 kids around it dosent work so well. the only good part about the big stroller is both kids didnt run off and were really good. suprised me!

i guess i cant bitch about pushing the stroller actually, i made my GF push it, she could use the excercise... ;D

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #44 on:** June 19, 2009, 01:18:18 AM »

Quote from: Teg2boo on June 18, 2009, 11:48:27 PM

Quote from: highroller54 on June 18, 2009, 11:43:28 PM
Quote from: Teg2boo on June 18, 2009, 11:24:36 PM
June 24th is a good day to have a child, Its also national faggot day!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%AAte_nationale_du_Qu%C3%A9bec

No, thats the august 19th from their website.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_pride_parade

Francis, we find it disturbing that that you keep that sort of information on hand.

Teg2boo · « **Reply #45 on:** June 19, 2009, 01:24:45 AM »

I had to search! It tooks me 20min to found the official website and wikipedia.

Usually I don't suck that much at googleing.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #46 on:** June 19, 2009, 01:29:57 AM »

You admit to spending 20 minutes researching homosexual lifestyles?

highroller54 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 19, 2009, 01:32:43 AM »

he even got a few dates

Teg2boo · « **Reply #48 on:** June 19, 2009, 01:34:24 AM »

It was not a search about homosexual lifestyles, it was a search about an event related to homo. This event is well known because they talk about it at the news. It a nice event if you want to see boobs. Lesbian doesnt all look like Hotrex.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #49 on:** June 19, 2009, 01:51:35 AM »

Hotrex has nothing to do about women.

Teg2boo · « **Reply #50 on:** June 19, 2009, 01:58:47 AM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 19, 2009, 01:51:35 AM

Hotrex has nothing to do about women.

Some lesbians I saw looked like him so it has something to do with women

SQ is the SQUAD · « **Reply #51 on:** June 21, 2009, 01:27:45 AM »

thanks for jacking my daughters baby thread with gay shit

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #52 on:** June 21, 2009, 01:38:43 AM »

Hello, what? Maybe you should read Jeff's sig closely, sir: http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=200

Teg2boo · « **Reply #53 on:** June 21, 2009, 02:00:14 AM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 21, 2009, 01:38:43 AM

Hello, what? Maybe you should read Jeff's sig closely, sir: http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=200

I thought I was going to see a sig that says "I'm the king of thread jacking", but the only thing I found was about a dildo in the hand of your mother lol

SQ is the SQUAD · « **Reply #54 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:01:44 AM »

ive been super lazy, but she was born 7-29-09 7lbs 1 oz 20 inches

jagojon3 · « **Reply #55 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:03:39 AM »

Congrats, you got some crazy shots there

Do not fuck with this

SQ is the SQUAD · « **Reply #56 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:05:45 AM »

a couple more

Toysrme · « **Reply #57 on:** July 29, 2009, 08:00:09 AM »

cgts man cgts!

SQ is the SQUAD · « **Reply #58 on:** July 29, 2009, 09:26:51 AM »

thanks

97Econobox · « **Reply #59 on:** July 29, 2009, 10:17:07 AM »

Dude im bout to be a daddy like in 24 hours. C section scheduled for Tomorrow AM Not really nervious yet but im sure i wont slepp at all tonight.

Its fucking with me that this weekend there will be a kid at my house. and no one is gonna come evenutally and take him home. Like hes gonna be there for like 18 years or something.

Fucking A dude.

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