Topic: Last thread as a single man (Read 5104 times)

malichite · « **on:** June 25, 2009, 11:57:41 PM »

I'm getting fucking married saturday. WTF did i do? Hopefully I get to keep the boosted cars :yes: Anyways, catch you bitches in a couple weeks.

dvst8r · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:02:42 AM »

When I got married I was barley out of the church and there were already pics up on ohmt.

HiProfile · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:03:05 AM »

Quote from: malichite on June 25, 2009, 11:57:41 PM

I'm getting fucking married saturday. WTF did i do? Hopefully I get to keep the boosted cars :yes: Anyways, catch you bitches in a couple weeks.

What's that website that does contracts fast for cheap? Get her to sign a prenup, with a twist - get psycological. Ask her to sign one that's off the wall, then when she slaps you, say you'll make consesions. She'll sign the "we will always have a turbo car" prenup quickly. Or slap you again.

chris · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:05:52 AM »

no more zc for you. Time to spend car funds on new furniture. Hope you like bed bath and beyond.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:10:30 AM »

Fuck pics of her tits, I want to see the vag.

BTW, I like Bed, Bath & Beyond's kitchen section. I've dropped some skrill there.

dvst8r · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:13:02 AM »

That was one nice thing about getting married is that I have a set of knives that are actually useful, well that and a kick ass bbq. The fucking $40 a plate denby shit I could do with out.

deeznutts · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:46:53 AM »

Quote from: dvst8r on June 26, 2009, 12:13:02 AM

That was one nice thing about getting married is that I have a set of knives that are actually useful, well that and a kick ass bbq. The fucking $40 a plate denby shit I could do with out.

fuck yeah that was my fav wedding gift was my set of kitchen knoives my brother in law got me had them 7 yrs and theyll still cut ya ass to the bone,,

5thgenlx · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:54:30 AM »

congrats, enjoy the ball and chain.

colt45 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:19:30 AM »

rest in peace friend

BlackDragon · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2009, 08:07:12 AM »

congrats and its going to be hard at times but trust me. Just remember why you picked that one to get by.

Robb · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2009, 08:27:35 AM »

Congrats. If you can get past the first year....well then you just gotta make sure you get past the following years.

Drupie51013 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2009, 09:01:41 AM »

first comes marriage.....

j.h.christ · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2009, 10:06:13 AM »

you're a hundred feet away, you're still single right now

Jorsher · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2009, 10:50:25 AM »

Sucke...I mean congratulations.

Lowerit · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2009, 10:52:21 AM »

Get wedding money , spend on cars

Divorce.

BangBusMaster · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2009, 11:39:07 AM »

Congrats. Sorry to hear you'll be getting rid of the ZC.

jhonda · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:36:58 PM »

HA HA HA HA HA -----im playing, good luck hope things work out 4 ya :yes:

Drupie51013 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2009, 03:48:15 PM »

need pron asap. no excuses!

Teg2boo · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:25:25 AM »

No more oczc, congrats

ratcityrex · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:45:29 PM »

Congrats man! Now tell Jeff to give you some wine for a wedding present. Hope you guys have fun camping.

Robb · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:11:09 AM »

/wedding. There should have been end results posted up here already.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:27:35 PM »

He was on two hours ago. Wonder what happened...

widebody93 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:03:15 PM »

Probably read what happened to me out of no where. But none the less. Congrats. Will be seeing a IM GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE thread in a year or so time

biscuit · « **Reply #23 on:** June 29, 2009, 10:05:48 PM »

Congrats! Just try to have some fun before having kids. ;D

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