Ok, so I have been brewing for a couple years and decided to throw together a quick how to.
First you need to get really drunk with your roommates (in this case off homebrew) until a wrestling match happens in the kitchen and there are holes in the wall. Then go downtown to hit on the few college women that actually exist in Platteville, WI.
Wake up the next morning and wonder what the fuck happened to the wall in the kitchen. Clean up the mess and prepare for the new drywall.
Clean the kitchen. Cleanliness in key and in this house it's the biggest challenge when brewing. Cleaning hookah coal residue, spam, and other crap off of the stove may take a while. Then set out the sanitizing stuff.
Sanitize the equipment.
Get out the ingredients. In this case I made an American style lager. My first lager actually.
Get about 2.5 gallons of water in a large stainless pot and start heating.
Put your grains into the bag and steep at the required temp for the required time. I did 30 min at 155 degrees.
Look at that sweet wort.
After steeping bring the wort up to boiling and add the malt extracts and first set of hops.
...Keep boiling until its time for the second set of hops. In this case 55 min. Then put the pot into the sink with cool water. Wait until the wort is down to about 85 degrees.
Pour the wort into a 6 gallon carboy and add cool water until the total amount of liquid is 5 gallons.
Pitch the yeast. (This is actually a hefeweizen 24 hours after pitching. I forgot to take a pic of the lager.)
Since this is a lager I fermented it at 51 degrees and then lagered it at 31 for a few weeks. I just set the thermostat in my homemade kegerator for the desired temperature.
Then into a keg it goes and the thermostat is set to a nice serving temperature. Force carbonated to desired feel.
Right now the lager is on tap, a steam will be ready for kegging this weekend, and the hefeweizen will hopefully be ready next week. Here is a pic of the hefe and steam.
Right now I am brewing at "Full Capacity" which is one 5 gallon batch a week. We drink it just as fast as I can brew it and i really need to upgrade my setup. I think this is my first write-up. Let me know if you have any questions.