:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

ApexSilver06MR/Jason YOU WILL BE MISSED, RIP (link)  :'(

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: RHMT Recipes...lets eat some fucking cake!  (Read 19380 times)

darkelvis

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1882
  • RHMT King of Rice
RHMT Recipes...lets eat some fucking cake!
« on: March 10, 2009, 05:28:21 PM »

1: decide that you want cake for supper
2: go to grocery store
3: go to cake area and pick out one that looks delicious (I got 8 layer lemon cake with buttercream frosting)
4: purchase cake and go home
5: destroy plastic lid thingy while struggling to get the cake open
6: start eating cake for supper
7: when wife looks at you like you are retarded and asks why you are eating cake for supper get defensive and yell "fuck you fatty, you don't get any" while ignoring the fact that she weighs 115 pounds and you are the one trying to eat a whole cake for supper
8: watch wife storm out of the room
9: feel bad
10: take another bite of cake and feel better
11: finish cake
12: wash down cake with a nice cold beer
13: go sit on the couch next to upset wife and change the channel to something you want to watch instead of that TLC bullshit that she is watching
14: don't talk to wife for hours
15: apologize 10 minutes before going to bed
16: get angry make-up sex

YAY!


« Last Edit: March 10, 2009, 05:39:15 PM by darkelvis »
Logged

Robb

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4624
  • Meat Popsicle
Re: RHMT Recipes...lets eat some fucking cake!
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2009, 06:19:51 PM »

1: decide that you want cake for supper
2: go to grocery store
3: go to cake area and pick out one that looks delicious (I got 8 layer lemon cake with buttercream frosting)
4: purchase cake and go home
5: destroy plastic lid thingy while struggling to get the cake open
6: start eating cake for supper
7: when wife looks at you like you are retarded and asks why you are eating cake for supper get defensive and yell "fuck you fatty, you don't get any" while ignoring the fact that she weighs 115 pounds and you are the one trying to eat a whole cake for supper
8: watch wife storm out of the room
9: feel bad
10: take another bite of cake and feel better
11: finish cake
12: wash down cake with a nice cold beer
13: go sit on the couch next to upset wife and change the channel to something you want to watch instead of that TLC bullshit that she is watching
14: don't talk to wife for hours
15: Turbocharge a honda civic using only parts from the junkyard, go out the street races and own the hell out of everyone.
16: apologize 10 minutes before going to bed
17: get angry make-up sex

YAY!


Fixed it for you, key steps are in bold.
Logged

blowoff valves are for pussies.

Joseph Davis

  • Verbal Assault Technician
  • RHMT Moderator
  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 34733
  • Eugenics prevents retards like widebody93
    • TURBO THIS
Re: RHMT Recipes...lets eat some fucking cake!
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2014, 06:05:48 PM »

bump

Teg2boo

  • Certified OG
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4261
Re: RHMT Recipes...lets eat some fucking cake!
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2014, 12:48:53 AM »

That sounds like a regular week day.

15 and 16 from Robb.... The rest is coming from a princess book or something.
Logged


damn you guys too? its a fucking forum not a court room!
 Its not a forum its a gang.  
Pages: [1]   Go Up