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My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
« on: July 23, 2009, 05:57:54 PM »

Hello nigs, nogs, mexicans, jew, wop, guidos, trash, and anything lower in our society.

My name is notimportantenough and im a broke ass college student praying to boost my car some day.  Ive lurked for a a long time and only posted every once in a while.  I dont think I have ever done a proper intro post.  Ive been meaning to but Im also lazy as hell.

I got most of the shit needed for boosting my 90 crx si with its D16Z6 motor.
Motor is all stock.  I got a ported and polished Z6 head from a friend I gotta adjust and them put in.  It will be a nice step up since my current one is beat up and ticking and a piece of shit.
Turbo set up will be a t25 (from a nissan)
Got all the turbo jazz and parts except electronic stuff.
I only need moates, wide band, and a few gauges (or the neptune tuner view)  But im broke.
Fuck listing my worthless shit that every other guy has.  Ill bug you guys aobut help later when I feel like it

A lonely pic of the car:


Some quick porn (I advise against visiting the web address in the pics.  Its not for the faint of heart)




Tada. Short and simple.  If I get immersed better and like my acceptance AND figure out how to convert and upload a cell phone video, ill put up a quick vid of my ex.  O0

VIDEO HERE +++> http://www.haporn.com/video/337070e004b8219cef10/an_ex/  :yes: :yes: :yes:

Gettign a program to convert cell phone videos to anything reasonable is fucking retarded and hard.  also that watermark in the middle is from the shitty converted I downloaded in a hurry to make it work. 
 
Props to any nogs who can stick that video in the proper coding so it shows up on here.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2009, 10:40:03 PM by ironcrx »
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2009, 05:59:43 PM »

pron fail  ;D

All I see is the CRX nothing else. :?:

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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 06:02:28 PM »

yea yea yea I failed.

Ill fix that shit

Give me good site to share with, youl get the goods
« Last Edit: July 23, 2009, 06:14:40 PM by ironcrx »
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2009, 06:21:26 PM »

DIE!!!
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2009, 06:42:36 PM »

fuck yourself ricer

i like your attitude so far
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2009, 08:00:52 PM »

fuck yourself ricer

i like your attitude so far

Fuck you first you piece of shit.

Thanks

The hood is the only rice shit on my car.  I got a deal on it since my stock one was all fucked up

More pics later.  Cant now.  Eat my shit.  Thanks for your kind words.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2009, 08:24:33 PM »

This guy is going to fit right in.

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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2009, 08:33:03 PM »

Its raining newbs.....
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2009, 08:40:35 PM »

Fuck you first you piece of shit.

Thanks

The hood is the only rice shit on my car.  I got a deal on it since my stock one was all fucked up

More pics later.  Cant now.  Eat my shit.  Thanks for your kind words.

you're a real life faggot, hilmar. get the fuck out.

proof? here ya go.... btw, nice live strong bracelet. i bet you love gamecube and dave matthews too.







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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2009, 09:47:57 PM »

Disturbing. Get the vid of the ex up STAT.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2009, 10:27:52 PM »

This guy is going to fit right in.


:yes:
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2009, 11:28:40 PM »

Disturbing. Get the vid of the ex up STAT.

Time 10 or ban :evil:
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2009, 12:13:06 AM »

Fuck you first you piece of shit.

Thanks

The hood is the only rice shit on my car.  I got a deal on it since my stock one was all fucked up

More pics later.  Cant now.  Eat my shit.  Thanks for your kind words.

you're a real life faggot, hilmar. get the fuck out.

proof? here ya go.... btw, nice live strong bracelet. i bet you love gamecube and dave matthews too.









Ah, I see what you did there.

Id give you +rep points if this forum could fucking do it. 

I wear a live strong bracelet because I FUCKING HAD CANCER.  So if its ok with you, please go to one of the cancerous material storage facilities in Illinois where my parts were sent to, find my rotted testicle in a jar, and eat it faggot!

Yea I had ball cancer.  Got my nut taken out on my 18th b-day. woop to my one nut ass.

Video of the ex when I find a site that isnt shit about hosting personal porn shit

Also: I added some quick porn.  Not what I wanted, but finding a good hosting side for nudes is HARD!

Now.  If i can get a lead on sharing a video, youl get a vid of an ex of mine fingering herself.  Ill give the goods cause I fucking said I would.  Just being held up by technically bullshit.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2009, 03:24:34 AM »

http://haporn.com/upload.php for hosting?

Also the hood is gay, as long as you bought it because it was cheap and not because you liked it I guess it would be ok.

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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2009, 09:43:56 AM »

Can i call you the Uniballer?
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2009, 09:48:09 AM »

Can i call you the Uniballer?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2009, 10:07:39 AM »

Can i call you the Uniballer?

By all means do so

Ive been going with that nickname for 3 years now.

One Nut, uniballer, whatevs

http://haporn.com/upload.php for hosting?

Also the hood is gay, as long as you bought it because it was cheap and not because you liked it I guess it would be ok.
I got it for 70 bucks local in perfect shape from this pair of  O0.  I couldnt find a stock hood locally to save my life or anything at a good price.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2009, 10:09:56 AM »

good save on the porn.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2009, 10:36:39 AM »

The porn is worthy?  Fuck I'll have to check that out when I get to a computer.  :)

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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2009, 10:52:29 AM »

Fuck you first you piece of shit.

Thanks

The hood is the only rice shit on my car.  I got a deal on it since my stock one was all fucked up

More pics later.  Cant now.  Eat my shit.  Thanks for your kind words.

you're a real life faggot, hilmar. get the fuck out.

proof? here ya go.... btw, nice live strong bracelet. i bet you love gamecube and dave matthews too.









Ah, I see what you did there.

Id give you +rep points if this forum could fucking do it. 

I wear a live strong bracelet because I FUCKING HAD CANCER.  So if its ok with you, please go to one of the cancerous material storage facilities in Illinois where my parts were sent to, find my rotted testicle in a jar, and eat it faggot!

Yea I had ball cancer.  Got my nut taken out on my 18th b-day. woop to my one nut ass.

Video of the ex when I find a site that isnt shit about hosting personal porn shit

Also: I added some quick porn.  Not what I wanted, but finding a good hosting side for nudes is HARD!

Now.  If i can get a lead on sharing a video, youl get a vid of an ex of mine fingering herself.  Ill give the goods cause I fucking said I would.  Just being held up by technically bullshit.

hmm, you had cancer so now it's cool to bone other dudes? doesn't compute for me, but then again i don't suck my buddies dick. guess i'm just old fashioned.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2009, 10:59:22 AM »

If you only have one ball then it's only half gay.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2009, 11:02:20 AM »

The porn is worthy?  Fuck I'll have to check that out when I get to a computer.  :)

Eh, not really

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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2009, 11:10:09 AM »

welcome nig
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2009, 12:45:34 PM »


hmm, you had cancer so now it's cool to bone other dudes? doesn't compute for me, but then again i don't suck my buddies dick. guess i'm just old fashioned.

Assuring my alpha male position obviously.  You dont suck your buddies dick only because its covered in shit each time hes finished balls-deep ass fucking you.  No faggots should ever be force fed his own shit when he doesnt want it.  Loving your Patrick Bateman avatar though


The porn is good, but My original intentions were much better.  Unfortunately the site they are from doesnt allow forum image sharing from their site.  Fuckers.

When I get off work tonight youl get some ex gf stuff one way or another.  Then all the rhmt nogs can jerk, tug, and pull themselves to real ex gf shit.

Oh and thanks for all the warm welcomes.  Each and every one of you.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2009, 12:52:33 PM »

i vote ban if you don't pull through
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2009, 01:17:51 PM »

Why ban someone that seems like they will do fine here?

Welcome, but make sure to post ex-gf porn
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2009, 01:23:23 PM »

Assuming my alpha male position obviously

granted, human behavior/psychololgy is only a hobby to me, but that doesn't look anything like an alpha male position.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2009, 01:26:31 PM »

If you only have one ball then it's only half gay.
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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2009, 07:05:32 PM »

Great taste in porn +1
Bad taste in hoods -1
Homosexual -1
Interracial Homosexual -1
White man taking GREAT jobs from us -1
Registering on RHMT -1

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Re: My cheese ass intro
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2009, 10:42:15 PM »

Great taste in porn +1
Bad taste in hoods -1
Homosexual -1
Interracial Homosexual -1
White man taking GREAT jobs from us -1
Registering on RHMT -1

Im not worried cause I doubt you cant count worth shit.  I sure as hell cant either.

Besides VID OF THE EX LINKED!!! in OP!

And again, FUCK its hard to properly share personal porn and shit on an ex.  I even got 2 or 3 pics to share too.  Thats a new hassle there. fuck.  Work sucked.  Enjoy what I promised you mongoloid cunts. <3
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