##1.0.##[DIRTY DOORMAT]########################################################
to do this you will need a piece of paper and a bright crayon or pen. you
should keep in mind that paper is white so yellow and pink are not good choices
SO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO?:
1.take the paper and the crayon or pen (I WILL BE CALLING IT A CRAYON FROM NOW
ON TO AVOID WRITING TWO SEPARATE TECHNIQUES) and write something totally
offensive on it like "SHIT" or if youre feeling really nihilistic i guess you
could use something even more offensive but dont go overboard because the man
is always watching!!
2.put the piece of paper on your doormat with the words facing upwards so when
the mailman comes in the morning to give you letters he will see the words you
wrote and he will think like "Wow This House is full of Anarchists!! Better
Watch out!!" and maybe if youre lucky he will forget a letter and youll be
able to tell your friends that mailmen suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
##1.1.##[TAPER CAPERS]#########################################################
this is a neat trick you can do in the evening when youre bored and anarchy is
on your mind! just be sure you have tape (not clear tape.. even tho you can do
some pretty nifty tricks with clear tape) and scissors (if you dont have any..
then as i say "what Kind of Anarchist Are You!"
TELL ME ZAZIKERNG HOW DO I HAVE ANARCHY IN MY HOME WITH JUST TAPE?:
1.first this is a pretty easy trick to do but make sure you don't have to
clean up in your house this week or something.. youll have to clean up the
windows... grade a punishment straight from the government...
2.anyway... go look for a window in your house.. it shouldnt be too hard heh
ok now take the tape and with the help of your scissors (i hope you have some
..) make a big anarchy sign on the window.. to help you i made this diagram:
________________
/________________\
/ / / / \ \ \ \
/ / / / \ \ \ \
/ / / / \ \ \ \
|_|____/_/_______\_\___|_|
|________________________|
| | / / \ \ | |
| | / / \ \ | |
\ \/ / \ \/ /
\ \/ \/ /
\_\________________/_/
\__________________/
3.sorry its not perfect... but im still learning.. anyway next time someone
walks past your house they will think "Oh how Good this is a Pretty House..
I Think some nice Capitalist People live in There..." and then they will see
the anarchy sign and their minds will be confused.. "Oh No my Guess was Wrong
this is an Anarchist House!!!!!!!"
IDEAS:
1. this only works if you have bushes or nice hiding places at your house..
after you make the sign go outside and hide... then you have to wait.. when
you see a person come up wait for his face to change to terror as he sees
it.. now is your moment to strike... jump out of your hiding place and say
"I did This... I am Starting a Anarchist Revolution... Get Ready Capitalist
Pig.." and then either hell get scared and run away and you can tell all your
anarchist buddies/BBSes about what happened... and then youll get new friends
or.. if he doesnt run away he might join you and then youll have another
anarchist warrior to help you... this will double your anarchy potential
##2.0.##[LOCKER ANARCHY]#######################################################
very nice good trick i learned when i went to the school... of anarchy!! all
you need is some keys and a school with some lockers in it.. lockers are bad
because they are made to hide secret megacorporation information used to
make people mindless slaves!!
WHAT TO DO:
1. get your keys (or mayb knife if you are a experinced anarchist..) and find
the locker of your capitalist enemy.. in next part you need to unleash some
fury!!
2. use your keys to scrape some anarchy sign or threat on your enemys locker!
HAHAHA!!
3. wait for your enemy to arive.. watch as he falls on his knees and starts
to cry!! a capitalist enemie destroyed mentally.... one less enemei in the
world... ANARCHY REVALUTION IS HERE!!
IDEAS:
1. use red crayon instead of key.. your enemy wil think you used blood to
draw the sign or threat or something... one time i heard he killed
himself...
2. use clear tape like in 1.1 TAPER CAPERS
3. draw anarchie logo on your own locker... evryone will know you are a
anarchist and are afraid to go to your locker.. othar than mayb other
anarchists....but thats good because you can build anarchiste army
easily
##2.1.##[TEACHER DESTROY]######################################################
this is the first article on destroying teacher completely... its very good
help for begining anarchists because teacher are working for the man to
to control your mind... and make you capitalist!! it helps if you are one of
the neon knights of metaland.. you need some spraypaint i hope you can get it
TO DESTROY TEACHER COMPLTELY:
1. wait for your teacher to say sumthing stupid and capitalist to you.. like
tell you false information like anarchy sucks or something...
2. say FUK U i'm your anarchy name here and spraypaint anarchy logo on wall
3. break window and jump out.. if its higher than second floor they wil think
you are imortal.. u can use this as advantayge.
4. leave school or go kick some windows.. watever anarchist stuf you can think
of.. teacher shud be ready for mental hospital now!! hahaha! anarchie wins
again
IDEAS:
you can do prety much anythin you want... teachers are weak beings easily
destroyd!! this is very basic article.. go try it
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