Single, 29, have a mortgage, a job with the world's largest interweb retailer(notice I did not say "well paying job"), a 99 silverado, 2 crx's, nearly all the parts to make one of them run 10's...
Things I still need to do:
-surf at pipeline
-bang the daughter of the mom I used to bang
-shake the hand of the ex-husband after banging his daughter after banging his ex-wife. Have him realize,"He's too young to do my ex. He's too old to do my daughter. Holy shit he did em' both..."
-run 11.50
-eat a pigeon
-run 11.50 on street tires
-pay off the house
-nail the wifemode
-run at maxton
-have sex in a rumble seat
-see Widebuddy's blue dash in person
-build a flathead, an oil cooled vw, and a rotary...
-learn another language
-rebuild the wheeze head
-roast a wild boar in a 55 gallon drum
-punch rickp in the face
-race oczc
-boost a motorcycle
-bang three different chicks in one day