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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2009, 05:56:02 AM »

5-6 in the morning I pay wideretardo's ex-wife $13 and forty seven cents for the rim job that lasted nearly three hours.

damn you over paid by $13.
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #61 on: August 18, 2009, 06:00:10 AM »

Sir if the all mighty back stretch behind my house was not flooded best believe it would of been done there as it has been done on several hundred occasions. Dennis Daryl and I think two maybe three other non posting members here can attest that I burn that valley up all the fucking time with 11pm through even 8am thrashings. Even a few drunken pulls..



Ok alot of drunken pulls.

paddle that swollen canal!!!!

swim across that valley!!!!!!!

Don't drown bitch.........
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #62 on: August 18, 2009, 06:50:01 AM »

Sir if the all mighty back stretch behind my house was not flooded best believe it would of been done there as it has been done on several hundred occasions. Dennis Daryl and I think two maybe three other non posting members here can attest that I burn that valley up all the fucking time with 11pm through even 8am thrashings. Even a few drunken pulls..



Ok alot of drunken pulls.

paddle that swollen canal!!!!

swim across that valley!!!!!!!

Don't drown bitch.........

Sir I'm not the one that came to my dyno session and fucked up the dyno readings trying to be cool and tripped over the cords to cause DAVE go into a state of OUTLASHING with major vulgar words. Then you going up to D-Rail with your tranny shit that I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DO. So spare your comments and your so called advise. Yeah your the trans D guru. I respect that. But for fucking sake man I can do the same shit as you. Just not been on the whored D maket as long and not putting my name out like you do bacause I do transmissions for fun not for not for a secondary income while living with momz. So please spare the time and have respect. Yeah I was wasted alot on here.RANTING HERE NOW. But SRSLY even with my past track record. ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THE DIFFERENCE since the fucking slut "not the car" has left me. SO LAY BACK READ AND ENJOY THE SHIT. Bone SRSRSLY chill the fuck out. You dont have the power nor the capability to produce it. Take your lil white pickup and shove that pitaful power up your ass. NOW.DO WORK SON
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #63 on: August 18, 2009, 06:52:57 AM »

5-6 in the morning I pay wideretardo's ex-wife $13 and forty seven cents for the rim job that lasted nearly three hours.
Tu-shae god one ther  I cant reply to that in a negative manner probably because its REALLY TRUE. Thanks for the pack of smokes and a full tank of gas.  :yes:
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #64 on: August 18, 2009, 04:29:07 PM »

Wasn't me who tripped over any cords at any dyno session, been around dynos too long to know not to do that.
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #65 on: August 18, 2009, 05:26:31 PM »

Being blunt here.

EVERYONE WAS ON THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE CAR. And it was just you and Dave on the drivers side. now with Dave in the car and you standing behind the monitors power supply. I see you as the only fuck up there to do it.

And dont make me send you a thousand texts. Cause I know you dont have a plan.


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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #66 on: August 18, 2009, 06:07:51 PM »

Children, settle down this instant.

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #67 on: August 18, 2009, 06:23:02 PM »

20 over in idaho used to be $54.50 now i think its around 100 :(
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #68 on: August 18, 2009, 06:24:12 PM »

20 over in idaho used to be $54.50 now i think its around 100 :(

20+ here stands a chance of $2500 and 1 year
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #69 on: August 19, 2009, 12:22:07 AM »

Being blunt here.

EVERYONE WAS ON THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE CAR. And it was just you and Dave on the drivers side. now with Dave in the car and you standing behind the monitors power supply. I see you as the only fuck up there to do it.

And dont make me send you a thousand texts. Cause I know you dont have a plan.


lolz

How about you talk with Dave and Rob about the issue. Not long ago I was over helping Matt at his lift when the breaker tripped for some unknown reason. NO ONE was around the car, only Dave was in the car, both fans were running as well.

The only fuck up that was there, was you.

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #70 on: August 19, 2009, 12:30:46 AM »

20 over in idaho used to be $54.50 now i think its around 100 :(

20+ here stands a chance of $2500 and 1 year

its like $400 in oregon
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #71 on: August 19, 2009, 01:06:05 AM »

20 over in idaho used to be $54.50 now i think its around 100 :(

20+ here stands a chance of $2500 and 1 year

its like $400 in oregon


$400 that they take at gunpoint

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #72 on: August 19, 2009, 03:31:27 AM »

im amazed they gave you a ticket, i mewan shit if you told me what it had and what it made i would have let you go with a warning simply for feeling sorry for you
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #73 on: August 19, 2009, 03:50:17 AM »

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #74 on: August 19, 2009, 06:17:31 AM »

Being blunt here.

EVERYONE WAS ON THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE CAR. And it was just you and Dave on the drivers side. now with Dave in the car and you standing behind the monitors power supply. I see you as the only fuck up there to do it.

And dont make me send you a thousand texts. Cause I know you dont have a plan.


lolz

How about you talk with Dave and Rob about the issue. Not long ago I was over helping Matt at his lift when the breaker tripped for some unknown reason. NO ONE was around the car, only Dave was in the car, both fans were running as well.

The only fuck up that was there, was you.


So it took you a long fucking minute to come up with some shit. No breakers were tripped that day. No water leaks no oil of any sort. I know for a 100% fact that you done it. He was kind enough not to call your red headed faggot ass out. I respect him for that. Matts car is a beast. Seen the trashed trans. offered a rebuild for free at my services but Rob said its under warranty. His lift has dick to do with the breaker panel on the other fucking wall. Any electrician with industrial skills does not tie the two wall adjacent to eachother. ITS BASIC SHIT

So waiting another excuse for your faggotry on my day. Injector failure is not my fault or DAVES or any other assemy issue that I done. It's electrical. AGAIN as YOSIPH says

CHILDREN RELAX.
ITS NOT YOUR FAULT




That your broke nigger ass is living in the past. I still love ya as a step sister and will always make more power than you "as Spiker says" means dick but its true


Live short and heavy lifting of those cans of green beans
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #75 on: August 19, 2009, 06:21:16 AM »

im amazed they gave you a ticket, i mewan shit if you told me what it had and what it made i would have let you go with a warning simply for feeling sorry for you

State trooper....Comes to find out that he is friends with D-Rails future brother in law thats going for a voice stress test soon to become a patrol man.....maybe my break. Who knows the car is known in town for only coming out on special events or to wax ass. Not driven to show off or cruise..... She is a secret until of the late. Now its watched like a fucking hawk. Small ass Seymour YEEEEE HAAAAAA


And the last part BRIAN remeber its a clutch issue. How about to send me the cash for a twinzzzzzz and I match ya!

I'm game nigger LOLZ 
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2009, 06:22:24 AM »

Tu-shae

*Touché.

Holy shit, dude.
Cell phone t9word not listed with that word and I was unsure on the spelling of it. So I went with what you understood you vocabulary assed nigger
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2009, 11:32:17 AM »

Time to paint that bitch a different color. 

You gotta paint the dash too, or its pointless.


I vote neon green, with mcdonalds' decals on the side ala donk.
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #78 on: August 19, 2009, 01:18:16 PM »

im amazed they gave you a ticket, i mewan shit if you told me what it had and what it made i would have let you go with a warning simply for feeling sorry for you

State trooper....Comes to find out that he is friends with D-Rails future brother in law thats going for a voice stress test soon to become a patrol man.....maybe my break. Who knows the car is known in town for only coming out on special events or to wax ass. Not driven to show off or cruise..... She is a secret until of the late. Now its watched like a fucking hawk. Small ass Seymour YEEEEE HAAAAAA


And the last part BRIAN remeber its a clutch issue. How about to send me the cash for a twinzzzzzz and I match ya!

I'm game nigger LOLZ 

Your car wont ever make the power its supposed to let alone what mine does.....



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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #79 on: August 19, 2009, 01:51:50 PM »

i got popped doing 120 in a 65 racing on the hwy i usually have a scrambler but i was in a friends car,
 cop caught me he was in a new charger so i was sol and then , i had a warrent for a mtr (motion to revoke) on my probation i did a month in county and got off probation all together but the cop was i guesse cool enough he let my friend come get his car, and i forgot i had about 15 xanex in my pockett so when the cop got old the car to give my friend his keys i aet them bitches and then relized i had the camara on me
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #80 on: August 19, 2009, 02:10:57 PM »

im amazed they gave you a ticket, i mewan shit if you told me what it had and what it made i would have let you go with a warning simply for feeling sorry for you

State trooper....Comes to find out that he is friends with D-Rails future brother in law thats going for a voice stress test soon to become a patrol man.....maybe my break. Who knows the car is known in town for only coming out on special events or to wax ass. Not driven to show off or cruise..... She is a secret until of the late. Now its watched like a fucking hawk. Small ass Seymour YEEEEE HAAAAAA


And the last part BRIAN remeber its a clutch issue. How about to send me the cash for a twinzzzzzz and I match ya!

I'm game nigger LOLZ 

Your car wont ever make the power its supposed to let alone what mine does.....



The F4il is strong in you son
Negative. Hey something had to be maxed out and it ended up being the clutch. Well as before I stated 500whp as the goal and a measly 12whp isnt shit just to go off and say hey its 500. blah blah blah instead of saying 488 all the fucking time.
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #81 on: August 19, 2009, 02:13:12 PM »

Time to paint that bitch a different color. 

You gotta paint the dash too, or its pointless.


I vote FLAT BLACK, with R-HMT decals on the side.
Good idea  :P
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #82 on: August 20, 2009, 02:20:41 AM »

i got popped doing 120 in a 65 racing on the hwy i usually have a scrambler but i was in a friends car,
 cop caught me he was in a new charger so i was sol and then , i had a warrent for a mtr (motion to revoke) on my probation i did a month in county and got off probation all together but the cop was i guesse cool enough he let my friend come get his car, and i forgot i had about 15 xanex in my pockett so when the cop got old the car to give my friend his keys i aet them bitches and then relized i had the camara on me

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #83 on: August 20, 2009, 03:01:41 AM »

I got a ticket for 8 over in florida. The cop said I was racing a mini cooper funny thing is I was in my wifes 99 dodge stratus. Racing; yeah right, he even threatend me with a speed contest ticket. I couldn't believe he said I was racing it's a dodge stratus for christ sake. Dude was a total dick. But I had a Missouri license so i just paid it and it never went on my record.
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« Reply #84 on: August 20, 2009, 03:44:51 AM »

i got popped doing 120 in a 65 racing on the hwy i usually have a scrambler but i was in a friends car,
 cop caught me he was in a new charger so i was sol and then , i had a warrent for a mtr (motion to revoke) on my probation i did a month in county and got off probation all together but the cop was i guesse cool enough he let my friend come get his car, and i forgot i had about 15 xanex in my pockett so when the cop got old the car to give my friend his keys i aet them bitches and then relized i had the camara on me

GO DIE.  You're not wanted on here, retard.
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« Reply #85 on: August 20, 2009, 08:49:18 PM »

i got popped doing 120 in a 65 racing on the hwy i usually have a scrambler but i was in a friends car,
 cop caught me he was in a new charger so i was sol and then , i had a warrent for a mtr (motion to revoke) on my probation i did a month in county and got off probation all together but the cop was i guesse cool enough he let my friend come get his car, and i forgot i had about 15 xanex in my pockett so when the cop got old the car to give my friend his keys i aet them bitches and then relized i had the camara on me

GO DIE.  You're not wanted on here, retard.

What did he say that would make you think he wasnt a low-rent, hardcore pipe hitting motherfucker? AKA a basic run of the mill member of this site?
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« Reply #86 on: August 21, 2009, 12:21:53 PM »

He basically said nothing comprehensible.

Don't argue with Eggylshatch/Evan, sir.  He's taken a burrito to the face with the MR2Guru himself, he passes all the tests.   :noel:

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« Reply #87 on: August 23, 2009, 11:34:31 PM »

BULLSHIT
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« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2009, 02:52:26 AM »

Just sell it and build a b16... You are disgracing the boat anchor with your fail son
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« Reply #89 on: August 25, 2009, 12:52:36 AM »

He basically said nothing comprehensible.

Don't argue with Eggylshatch/Evan, sir.  He's taken a burrito to the face with the MR2Guru himself, he passes all the tests.   :noel:

Haha, the man speaks truth.  A mighty burrito it was, and much knowledge/power did it impart. (knowledge = power, btw)
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