last july i went on an eurotrip with my gf and when we were in paris she started to feel a lot of pain. i made many questions trying to find out what problem she had when she finally confessed that she can't shit out of home. and we were on a trip for like 2 weeks now.
we ate a million kebabs on the past weeks and she didnt shit a single piece of it. 2 weeks without shitting must be fucking terrible. she had to bend over all the time or stay on the bed on a fetus position to relieve the pain
i brought laxatives and gave her 2. she spent the entire night shitting like a nigger giving birth. it is important to mention that we are together for one month and a half only, and we never even fart or burp in front of each other, and in that moment the hotel room started to smell like shit, and i could hear the sounds of a person having a terrible diarrea coming out of the bathroom
after the diarrea was over she cried of embarassment, blamed me for giving her laxatives and creating this embarassing situation for her. when she started getting angry with me for the laxative idea i told her that it was either that or she would explode and shit would fly everywhere. it took a few days until everything between us was fine again
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