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c0mpl3x

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Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« on: August 25, 2009, 05:21:26 PM »



$2
goggles with no lenses
manual for a shop fan
china ratchet with built in light
broken nightlight
black latex gloves
china army knife
CP tire pressure gauge
smoke tablets (chasing leaks in weatherstrip/vac leaks)
superglue
a half-used bottle of durex penis lube ( :?: )
taiwan work gloves
a schwitzer turbo off of a JD 4440/International DT466 (lol, using it on the International)
'used' condom taped to the inside of the box flap with jerkins lotion in it, saying 'handle with caution hazardous material love, hotrex'

and a moates.net decal
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QikEnuF

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Re: Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2009, 05:25:39 PM »
Like I said, that's like mailing aids
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Re: Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2009, 05:30:59 PM »
nice care package.

someone really cares about you
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Re: Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 05:38:53 PM »
what a scammer he only gave you $2  ??? 
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Re: Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 06:25:57 PM »
" jerkins lotion in it"

so you opened it anyways to smell the white substance?
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The OP just called me a nigger in the for sale section do the mods allow this kind of thing to happen around here?

Corey

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Re: Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 09:31:55 PM »
actually it was some  hair conditioner that looks similar enough to a load of sperm.

its also not penis lube its bang-a-slut-longer gel. i found it in my drawer when i was grabbing the condom.
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Re: Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 09:37:46 PM »
Nice job Corey, I should have taken pics of the coffin eBola sant me to ship a Z6 crank.
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Re: Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 09:42:05 PM »
Quote from: Corey on August 25, 2009, 09:31:55 PM
actually it was some  hair conditioner that looks similar enough to a load of sperm.

its also not penis lube its bang-a-dude-longer gel. i found it in my drawer when i was grabbing the condom.
Im sure  c0mpl3x will love it  :?:
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Re: Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 11:22:04 PM »
oh and that night light worked and wasnt cracked when i sent it. it must have broke in shipping.
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Re: Got my package from Corey R today (hhh inside)
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 11:58:17 PM »
Quote from: c0mpl3x on August 25, 2009, 10:04:25 PM
Quote from: 88dx on August 25, 2009, 09:42:05 PM
Quote from: Corey on August 25, 2009, 09:31:55 PM
actually it was some  hair conditioner that looks similar enough to a load of sperm.

its also not penis lube its bang-a-dude-longer gel. i found it in my drawer when i was grabbing the condom.
Im sure  c0mpl3x will love it  :?:

come over steve let's find out
Im not a WRX driving homo ull have to find someone else
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