Topic: Getting fixed this Thursday (Read 7164 times)

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #30 on:** September 03, 2009, 02:33:45 PM »

Quote from: jeffsciv23 on September 03, 2009, 01:56:55 PM

few friends of mine got it done and ive been thinking about doing it also. let me know how bad it is. im just not sure i could be awake during it though. its a pretty cheap surgery right? think a friend of mine said it was like 700 or soemthing like that

i make pretty good money. i am also a family of 6 and wife doesnt work. planned parenthood FTW

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 03, 2009, 03:32:44 PM »

so its free?

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #32 on:** September 03, 2009, 03:57:26 PM »

Quote from: jeffsciv23 on September 03, 2009, 03:32:44 PM

so its free?

yep

ratcityrex · « **Reply #33 on:** September 03, 2009, 04:00:30 PM »

Quote from: ApexSilver06MR on September 03, 2009, 03:57:26 PM

Quote from: jeffsciv23 on September 03, 2009, 03:32:44 PM
so its free?

yep

You can thank Johnny for it

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #34 on:** September 03, 2009, 05:37:26 PM »

Aight. Nigs. Out to the doctors office.

Tom@OCZCTuning · « **Reply #35 on:** September 03, 2009, 07:36:20 PM »

Wow. I was un aware of this. Good luck nig!

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #36 on:** September 03, 2009, 07:43:40 PM »

not sure if I'd let another man handle my sack

glustic · « **Reply #37 on:** September 03, 2009, 10:50:29 PM »

How did it go nig? Feel like someone kick you in the nuts or what?

t_cel_t · « **Reply #38 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:01:58 PM »

he killed himself from the pain/embarrassment

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #39 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:24:36 PM »

I'm good right now. Gotta wear a jock strap / breifs for the next 2 weeks.

Yeah. It really does feel like I got hit in the nuts with a 50lb sledge hammer.

Procedure went by okay besides for when they were going for the other side, the anestesia started wearing out and I was able to feel half of the surgery.

They did give me 10mg of vallium before surgery though.

I'm still alive nigs.

Kenny Rogers · « **Reply #40 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:26:34 PM »

Good to hear. You need to tell the doc you're in a lot of pain... keep the fun going ;D

sewell94 · « **Reply #41 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:34:53 PM »

My balls and taint area hurt just reading this thread.

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #42 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:35:44 PM »

Quote from: sewell94 on September 03, 2009, 11:34:53 PM

My balls and taint area hurt just reading this thread.

lol....

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:46:03 PM »

should do a write up but without pics lmao. keep us updated, i really want to get this shit done but want more info on the after feeling. plus i dont want the dr makign fun of my herpes hahaha

Stealthmode · « **Reply #44 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:50:57 PM »

About 5 months after my shit was done, the "big line" down the right sack would have pain. Like a nerve pain or sumfin. Doctor told me it was normal up to a year to have a slight pain every once in a while. Haven't had the pain since, but I busted fake babies in half these niggas' pillows. (WhoOOP!!)

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #45 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:19:45 AM »

Recovery, I have to stay in bed for 2 days

Must wear jockstrap/tighty whities for 2 weeks.

I need to give a semen sample in 10 weeks.

It feels like I got kicked in the juevos really hard.

I should be good though.

I was watching a youtube video on vasectomy last nigh by doctor rich. He did some weird shit to the sac in the very beginning. I never got that. Just a shot of some numbing shit after I took the vallium and it honestly wasn't bad at all besides for some pressure when they were fishing out the vas defrens.

Stealthmode · « **Reply #46 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:21:54 AM »

Quote from: ApexSilver06MR on September 04, 2009, 12:19:45 AM

fishing out the vas defrens.

das efx, what hoe?

Eggylshatch · « **Reply #47 on:** September 04, 2009, 02:17:49 AM »

FUCK THAT. FUCK. I'd consider myself a hardcore dude, but I'd have to kill the man that snipped anything near my balls. FUCK. Credit where credit is due though, you gotta have some serious balls to have your balls snipped. FUCK.

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #48 on:** September 04, 2009, 06:32:06 AM »

Lol, i'll let the slandro hoe's know you're open for bidness and they can't pull the old 'keep a nigga baby" on you cuz its a been there done that sorta thing. Good luck bro, lol

SloS13 · « **Reply #49 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:43:45 PM »

Quote from: Conceptz-X on September 03, 2009, 07:43:40 PM

not sure if I'd let another man handle my sack

another? Why, would your boyfriend get jealous?

HiProfile · « **Reply #50 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:41:28 PM »

All I'd need is a good fluffer and a 40. Last time I had surgery they went way overboard. Topical, needle, gas. Didn't say no, since it was n2o and I wasn't paying extra though... :yes:

My biggest inhabition about sex is thinking it will end up with her getting prego. Shooting blanks would be awsome.

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #51 on:** September 04, 2009, 02:02:17 PM »

The doctor was a woman.

Hotrodlincoln · « **Reply #52 on:** September 04, 2009, 02:40:13 PM »

I had high risk unprotected sex with a women last night. I shot the load in her uterus. In honor of you jay

speedjunky01 · « **Reply #53 on:** September 04, 2009, 04:46:51 PM »

Quote from: Stealthmode on September 04, 2009, 12:21:54 AM

Quote from: ApexSilver06MR on September 04, 2009, 12:19:45 AM
fishing out the vas defrens.

das efx, what hoe?

the tubes that connect the testicles to the shaft

Im supposed to be observing one of these procedures soon for one of my classes

I think its gonna be worse to watch then get it done, and have to write a paper on it not cool lol

glad to hear you took the hit instead of your wife, much less invasive, risky, and you recover faster.

make shure you empty the current clip before you fire into the wife as stated before

Quote from: Hotrodlincoln on September 04, 2009, 02:40:13 PM

I had high risk unprotected sex with a women last night. I shot the load in her uterus. In honor of you jay

LMAO!!

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #54 on:** September 06, 2009, 07:31:11 PM »

I spoke to Jay on the phone yesterday and his voice is an octane higher than normal. You might want to get that shit checked out, buddy.

speedjunky01 · « **Reply #55 on:** September 06, 2009, 07:34:51 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on September 06, 2009, 07:31:11 PM

I spoke to Jay on the phone yesterday and his voice is an octane higher than normal. You might want to get that shit checked out, buddy.

LMAO

ratcityrex · « **Reply #56 on:** September 07, 2009, 01:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on September 06, 2009, 07:31:11 PM

his voice is an octane higher than normal

sweet, dose that mean he can run more boost now?

Teg2boo · « **Reply #57 on:** September 07, 2009, 03:21:31 PM »

My brother just told me his girlfriend is pregnant again (3rd). I'll propose your solution to him. lol

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #58 on:** September 07, 2009, 03:38:07 PM »

Quote from: ratcityrex on September 07, 2009, 01:20:12 PM

Quote from: Joseph Davis on September 06, 2009, 07:31:11 PM
his voice is an octane higher than normal

sweet, dose that mean he can run more boost now?

Holy Freudian slips, Batman! I just now caught that.

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #59 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:36:35 PM »

alright. shit is all good now.

no pain at all and i still function good. i have to wait 60 days and give samples for the lab to label me as "clear"

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