Topic: Godless New Mexicans (Read 3844 times)

Joseph Davis · « **on:** September 15, 2009, 11:45:40 AM »

I just bought a lunch with Johnny's money so that your soul can be saved.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #1 on:** September 15, 2009, 11:59:55 AM »

stuff like this makes me want to live down south. here in the city, people wouldn't take a second glance at the flyer after reading the jesus note, let alone eat food from a strangers kitchen. hell, the flyer doesn't even have an area code on it. down there, it's normal.

sigh.

Jorsher · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:09:50 PM »

That BBQ is heavenly.

It's so good you'll die and come back in 3 days for more.

SloS13 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:27:03 PM »

1500 mile trip one way, lets say it's on a school bus. Say a bus gets 15mpg. They're gonna need 200 gallons for the trip. Diesel is about $3/gal. That's about $600 in gas. Since they're going through the trouble, they're probably gonna stay a week and occupy 5 hotel rooms (4/room). Say a hotel room is $60. That's $2100. They'll also need to eat, lets say a nominal $20/person/day that's $2660.

Grand total = ~ $5500 which comes out to about 1000 of these lunch deals. Aren't there any godless people in those mountain towns they can put their witchcraft on?

Corey · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:47:22 PM »

i hate religious people

they are trying to get you to give them money so they can go to another state and go to random people homes and bother them with stupid religious shit.

SloS13 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:19:48 PM »

Quote from: Corey on September 15, 2009, 12:47:22 PM

i hate religious people

they are trying to get you to give them money so they can go to another state and go to random people homes and bother them with stupid religious shit.

Amen to that and have a blessed day.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:20:27 PM »

Quote from: SloS13 on September 15, 2009, 12:27:03 PM

Aren't there any godless people in those mountain towns they can put their witchcraft on?

Yeah, but they'd get killed around here. That's why they want to go to Godless New Mexico.

Corey · « **Reply #7 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:23:51 PM »

the huge catch is when they deliver said barbeque foods to your home or business, the $6 also includes them trying to convert you to a religious nut job for a half hour.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:52:31 PM »

Quote from: Corey on September 15, 2009, 01:23:51 PM

the huge catch is when they deliver said barbeque foods to your home or business, the $6 also includes them trying to convert you to a religious nut job for a half hour.

Just stare at their chest and nod a lot. Male or female, they leave quickly.

RHD DC2 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:57:44 PM »

what if they are trying to get you to jesus like those kids from that old "heavens gate" club...

hope you enjoy that final meal..

pudding and punch..

Sinister · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:15:40 PM »

Thats pretty random to do a trip to New Mexico. Must really be Godless with all those catholic mexicans living there

I've ordered shit like this before randomly from different churches/groups and you just get the food and thats the end of it, I've never been preached to while trying to get my food though. Even the dinners that churches hold here, where its like shitloads of food for $5 they pray for the meal and that's the end of it

Jorsher · « **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:27:43 PM »

I'd pay $6 for the food. Hope it'd be good...

Mor(m)on friend of mine had his 2 year mission in New Mexico/Arizona. I don't get it either.

Adam Lofton · « **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:42:14 PM »

Quote from: danwjmu on September 15, 2009, 02:26:51 PM

Praying is really just a cover for doing nothing.

Ahahahahahahahaha....truth ;D

El Beefo · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2009, 07:50:25 PM »

Godless new Mexicans huh...

Tell that that to the group of morons that gather EVERY Saturday night from 7-11 at one of the busiest intersections in town spitting "Jesus saves" banter at passing traffic and waving bibles. That's fine and dandy till they start yelling in your window to "repent and save your soul"... Just recently they started holding up "Your elected antichrist" w a pic of Obama below. God Bless America $:-\$

New Mexicans are worse then the old ones.

You shit eating fuck holes are always welcome to crash at my place if ever in Southern NM. I have plenty of imitation crab meat to eat and plenty PBR to drink.

Corey · « **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2009, 08:15:18 PM »

Quote from: El Beefo on September 15, 2009, 07:50:25 PM

Godless new Mexicans huh...
Tell that that to the group of morons that gather EVERY Saturday night from 7-11 at one of the busiest intersections in town spitting "Jesus saves" banter at passing traffic and waving bibles. That's fine and dandy till they start yelling in your window to "repent and save your soul"... Just recently they started holding up "Your elected antichrist" w a pic of Obama below. God Bless America $:-\$

New Mexicans are worse then the old ones.

You shit eating fuck holes are always welcome to crash at my place if ever in Southern NM. I have plenty of imitation crab meat to eat and plenty PBR to drink.

id like to come down just to see that shit lol.

i love making fun of crazies like that. do you ever fuck with them?

El Beefo · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2009, 08:23:58 PM »

I like to play Heritic Anthem when I get stuck at a red light next to them. Thats all I do but a couple of frat guys always drive by in the back of a tuck all wearing devil mask yelling. Funniest thing Ive seen done to them. They Only prob is most of them are older people but they usually bring kids w/ them. What a way to spend sat night if your a kid. Cops dont bother them since its freedom of speach and they never touch anyone or vehicles.

Corey · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2009, 08:29:20 PM »

you gotta get a couple people together in full out satan costumes and stand across the street from them endorsing hell.

El Beefo · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2009, 09:00:29 PM »

JACKASS

Robb · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2009, 09:26:55 PM »

Why the hell is it that mexicans (when they can speak english) always have good handwriting? My teachers gave me immortal hell in school because my handwriting looks like a tornado in a Kansas trailer park. WTF?

random-strike · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2009, 11:46:15 PM »

religion > government

at least you have a choice

government = liberals religion.

buk9tp · « **Reply #20 on:** September 16, 2009, 01:49:15 AM »

Adam Lofton · « **Reply #21 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:19:14 AM »

Quote from: Scruffy Terror on September 16, 2009, 01:49:15 AM

That was when color photography was "cutting edge".

5thgenlx · « **Reply #22 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:51:19 AM »

its a true statement. that state is full of idiots. all the illegals need to get teh fuck out. main reason i hated that state. that and the bleeding heart lib fags running the joint.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #23 on:** September 18, 2009, 10:55:19 AM »

So I guess the grub will be here in an hour or two. I hope they aren't expecting a tip.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #24 on:** September 18, 2009, 11:57:39 AM »

I went to the parts store, when I got back the goddamn food had arrived.

Halleujah.

deeznutts · « **Reply #25 on:** September 18, 2009, 10:34:59 PM »

nigga wat no kooolaid shit even county jail gives koolaid sugar less but non the less

Eggylshatch · « **Reply #26 on:** September 19, 2009, 12:39:50 AM »

Quote from: deeznutts on September 18, 2009, 10:34:59 PM

nigga wat no kooolaid shit even county jail gives koolaid sugar less but non the less

You would know.

salesmonkey · « **Reply #27 on:** September 19, 2009, 01:05:17 AM »

Quote from: deeznutts on September 18, 2009, 10:34:59 PM

nigga wat no kooolaid shit even county jail gives koolaid sugar less but non the less

they have sugar koolaid for the diabetic or some shit like that.

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