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marcj

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My day
« on: March 12, 2009, 01:07:11 AM »

Okay, so I wake up this morning a little late, so I skipped my classes to finish my baller sinktrap manifold. I took a 70mg hydrocodone and began making some cuts and measurements. The phone rings and my girlfriend says she is in pain and needs to be picked up from work.

I show up and load her up in the car, at this point she's crying, so we call the doc and they said to bring her in. They check her vitals, all is good. The intern checks her cervix, says it's okay.. the main doc comes in and check it.. she's dialated 2cm, he sends us to the emergency delivery room.. i'm really fucking trashed at this point.. nurses and doctors are in and out. i'm hardly able to open my eyes at this point.

To make a longer story short, her water broke at some point in the past 48 hours and she didn't know, so the baby was seriously in danger with almost no amniotic fluid in the womb. they send her to the surgery room and I watch them cut the baby out.

He's 4.5 pounds with a full head of hair. the doctors are leaving him in special care for a month to make sure his lungs don't collapse.

About 8 hours later I still have a buzz, had to talk to my whole family, including hers in this state, they have no idea I did pills today because I'm pretty much straight aside from drinking every once in awhile.

 I'm still sitting in the maternity room while lauren is sleeping in front of me. what a crazy day!



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Re: My day
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2009, 01:08:35 AM »

crazy. congrats. good luck.
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Re: My day
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2009, 01:09:09 AM »

haha, what a memory that'll be.  High off your ass when your baby was born.
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Re: My day
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2009, 01:10:57 AM »

She's passed out good nows your timge to get some ATM action  :evil:
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Re: My day
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2009, 01:21:52 AM »

Good shit  ;)

Whats his name?
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Re: My day
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2009, 01:23:49 AM »

I have a 1 and 3 year old girls, congrates and good luck  :P
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Re: My day
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2009, 01:25:03 AM »

Good shit  ;)

Whats his name?

Thanks guys!  Calvin Anthony Justice 

my middle and last, she came up with the first.. it's kind of dorky but we both like it. he can call himself; Cal, CJ, Anthony, etc.
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Re: My day
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2009, 01:26:26 AM »

shoulda went with Street Justice, or Barbaric Justice, lol.
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Re: My day
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2009, 01:27:36 AM »

here's a tip.  drugs dont help you, unless you do them all the time.

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Re: My day
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2009, 01:42:40 AM »

Congratz man, good luck and im glad they got the baby out without issues.
I have a 2 and a half year old and a baby girl due next month!.

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Re: My day
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2009, 01:48:04 AM »

congrats. i just became an uncle two months ago. pretty crazy times. good luck
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Re: My day
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2009, 03:31:41 AM »

Congrats
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Re: My day
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2009, 03:39:29 AM »

congrats, guess you better sell your car now.
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Re: My day
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2009, 12:19:13 PM »

Congrats man.  The wife has been practically begging me to have a kid... I'm 24 and don't make enough money... she's gonna have to wait  :P
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Re: My day
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2009, 12:37:30 PM »

Glad to know your wife and baby are ok,.
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Re: My day
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2009, 12:40:32 PM »

Congrats.
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Re: My day
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2009, 12:46:42 PM »

You think that's a big deal. I TOTALLY almost hit a big-ass pothole on the way to work but managed to avoid it.

j/k congrats on the little one!
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Re: My day
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2009, 12:50:35 PM »

Congrats dude. That is one crazy story. LOL
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Re: My day
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2009, 01:07:20 PM »

Congrats man. Glad to see everything worked out for ya'll  :D
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Re: My day
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2009, 01:39:00 PM »

congrats
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Re: My day
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2009, 01:46:43 PM »

thanks.. i'm watching her titty pumping milk into a bottle right now. the machine simulates lactation by changing the vacuum pulse from high to low periodically, and even makes a baby sucking noise. it's creepy

they said even holding the baby will cause the mammary glands to squirt milk  :)
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Re: My day
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2009, 01:47:55 PM »

70mg dude? i feel like a total pussy now lol
congrats on the baby, pics of said wife? in more detail than the other thread, and pre preggo plz

also i havent eaten solid food all weak and just been taking vicodin so it made me constipated
now im shitting with my laptop and MAN IT FUCKING REEKS
I feel like im raping my self because it looks sounds and feels like im shitting rocks
but it had to be done im about to drive a few hundred miles back to pa -_-
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Re: My day
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2009, 02:08:00 PM »

wow you will make a great father.  Dad do you remember when I was born, no I was on drugs, you weren't important
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Re: My day
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2009, 02:09:02 PM »

lol
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Re: My day
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2009, 02:12:13 PM »

Congrats.

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Re: My day
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2009, 02:21:38 PM »

congrats dude! Hope your son does good.  He'll be welding up logs in no time.
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Re: My day
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2009, 02:23:49 PM »

congrats.

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Re: My day
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2009, 02:41:44 PM »

Congrats ... I cant immagine having to go through all that and being high as shit. Fuck man, porps to you on that one!

Ive got 2 BTW, ones 5 and the other is 1.

shit man, if you wait till you are ready you will never have a kid

when we found out my wife was pregnant we had about $1k in the bank and neither of us had a job.


Thats about right. We werent that well off when we had our first. But all's well that ends well.

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Re: My day
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2009, 02:42:08 PM »

Congrats dude, I was in the same situation when my daughter was born. I was high as fuck on percocet nodding out. was in the delivery room for 40 hours fighting to keep awake. ended up  inhaling straight oxygen to keep me from passing out before the baby was born.

Keep awake strategy

How I kept awake

the bitch i call her mother.

Just before delivery

12 hours into her life

Baby Haley Kathrine Pizz****!

when was she supposed to be due?
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Re: My day
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2009, 02:47:52 PM »

when was she supposed to be due?


May 3rd! we think he water broke when she was taking a warm bath the night before, and just didn't realize it.

They weighed him again, he's almost 5 pounds and 19 inches long.. very good for a 7 month old


again, thanks guys.. this whole thing has truly been surreal.
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