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Joseph Davis

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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2009, 04:43:34 PM »
They need to match Kimbo up with a lower-middle level striker with weak wrestling, and train his ass hard between fights as he seeks out the slowest path upward possible.  Dude looks grizzled and mean and I know if he lands a punch - it fucking hurts - but he's worthless on the ground.
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #31 on: October 03, 2009, 01:21:26 PM »
still he could have goten out of that shit if he tryed, he was at side gaurd, and those punches were pussy, but it looked like kimbo just gave up, he prob got tired. Hes fucking huge he should be able to somhow move a fatass off him, i think he got tired and bitched out.
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2009, 01:48:31 PM »
dana likes money and kimbos name brings that, he will find a way to get him in to the UFC. i wouldnt be suprised if he sends him to train with somebody and pays for it as if it was an investment, because he WILL get his money back if he learns ground. i really didnt like the guy till i watched him on the show, doesnt look like the cocky nag on the interweb vids at all. and with all the hate the others had for him i kinda started wanting him to win.
it might have been more my hate from lesner and mayber kimbo could have shut his suck hole but not sure, time will tell
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2009, 02:13:57 PM »
lesnar>kimbo

someone is gonna get injured or something and dana is gonna bring kimbo back it bet.
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2009, 03:21:24 PM »
Quote from: Corey on October 03, 2009, 02:13:57 PM
lesnar>kimbo


yes most def at the moment, but never know what will happen when he learns more
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2009, 05:21:30 PM »
Quote from: jeffsciv23 on October 03, 2009, 03:21:24 PM
Quote from: Corey on October 03, 2009, 02:13:57 PM
lesnar>kimbo


yes most def at the moment, but never know what will happen when he learns more

Uh, what are you smoking?  Lesnar is twice the size and a natural talent.  Kimbo, as I see him, would have a hard time with Bronner (good, but aging) at any theoretical peak of training I can envision.
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2009, 05:59:07 PM »
Quote from: Corey on October 03, 2009, 02:13:57 PM
lesnar>kimbo

someone is gonna get injured or something and dana is gonna bring kimbo back it bet.

Fuck Lesnar, the dudes got a cock tatooed on his chest. look at it closly its a throbbing cock. I dispise that dude.
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2009, 06:21:11 PM »
i just hate lesner i guess. but bonner would give most a hard time
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2009, 06:37:12 PM »
Quote from: jeffsciv23 on October 03, 2009, 06:21:11 PM
i just hate lesner i guess. but bonner would give most a hard time

Yeah, he's a hoss but he has a narrow set of talents and gets winded pretty quick.
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2009, 05:23:10 AM »
Quote from: danwjmu on October 03, 2009, 09:43:59 PM
or a CroCop fight would probably be a big draw even though the fighters are mediocre.

cro cop lost sept 19th at ufc 103
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2009, 09:09:53 AM »
Just because you aren't the baddest motherfuclker on the planet doesn't mean you can't put up a good fight - just pair up with someone of comparable experience.  :)
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2009, 12:41:18 PM »
hahaha got the perfect match......Kimbo Vs. Abbot

abbot gets owned on th eground also lol
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2009, 03:20:22 PM »
Quote from: danwjmu on October 04, 2009, 12:46:52 PM
Kimbo already KO'd Tank.

How about another Petruzelli fight?

very tru, and from the beginning tank looked like he was going to shit his pants because kimbo's face comes out looking like hes gona fucking rip your head off
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2009, 08:26:36 PM »
i've been waiting for travis fulton to come back to the ufc since ufc 21
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2009, 02:21:53 PM »
Quote from: Corey on October 03, 2009, 02:13:57 PM
lesnar>kimbo

someone is gonna get injured or something and dana is gonna bring kimbo back it bet.

yeah, but lesnar has a glass chin. he got rocked by mir in the stand up, thats why he took it to the ground. i'm not impressed with lesnar. he hasn't proved he's got good stand up, everything is always to the ground. and kimbo is coming back, like you said someone is injured. if kimbo can keep lesnar from taking him down (doubt that will happen) then kimbo can rock lesnar.
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2009, 03:08:38 PM »
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yeah, but lesnar has a glass chin. he got rocked by mir in the stand up, thats why he took it to the ground.

something about mir i just dont like, just think his fights are boring to watch and i thought he was getting his ass kicked till he got that ankle lock on lesner. maybe im mistaken but ill go watch that fight again in a bit to make sure.

and i was disappointed when houston knocked out keith jardean, liked that guys crazy style
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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2009, 06:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Urban Indian on October 01, 2009, 07:00:23 AM
I'm a fucking gay.


that is like when me and trevor fuck.

I can just lay on him and I win.


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Re: Kimbo Slice
« Reply #47 on: October 17, 2009, 07:24:46 AM »
I read nothing but a bunch of bull shit. Like favoring Hondas vs any other brand Kimbo vs another beat up wanna be. See the analogy? ANAL is the key point find a new topic
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